You would still get sha256 hashes from mining blocks, but very particular ones, as you would get 9 out of the sum of its digits, in base 10, and of a few powers of them, as well.
It would be a bit like finding new digits of the number PI. Why do it? For research.
I think this would not be better than finding new digits of PI but also not worse. It is at least something you can show other people as an achievement.
Pretty much the same reason athletes and so, keep doing all sorts of efforts to beat records. Human achievement, curiosity about our limits, research...
This might not convince you but there you go, here is my answer.
We could then say that bitcoin is backed by something and has intrinsic value: it would be finding rare and precious numbers.
And in the end, it might even prove to be useful knowing such numbers. It's better than nothing, at least, I think.
Here is a story about a number:
~ The Hardy–Ramanujan number: 1729
This number got its start when British mathematician G. H. Hardy visited Indian mathematician Srinivasa Ramanujan while Ramanujan was ill in the hospital. Hardy later recalled:
"I remember once going to see him when he was ill at Putney. I had ridden in taxi cab number 1729 and remarked that the number seemed to me rather a dull one, and that I hoped it was not an unfavorable omen. ‘No,’ [Ramanujan] replied, ‘it is a very interesting number; it is the smallest number expressible as the sum of two cubes in two different ways.’ "
The two cubes are 1729 = 1^3 + 12^3 = 9^3 + 10^3. Numbers that are the smallest number expressible as the sum of two positive cubes in n distinct ways are called “taxicab numbers” for just this reason.
Well, maybe we'll have to agree to disagree. I'm glad you find these 9s beautiful. But it sems to me that the story of the 1729 is just a reminder of the fact that any number is sure to have a set of unique properties--that's what makes it different from every other number. Maybe who finds which properties "beautiful" is just a matter for tastes, I dunno.