And I celebrate with YOU! Thanks for being on the team!!
I, too, once used to be a newbie sucker just like you! But thanks to iron willpower, endurance, discipline and a bunch of dirty intrigues I made it to the ranks of
Hero Forum Member. That's right. I take baths in power now. The admins tremble in fear when I enter threads. I am sent donations just for logging in.
I exaggerate not! My life has changed!
And even though I may have no more use for trifles such as the ones you in the newbie section are mostly occupying your minds with, I shall never forget where I came from and where my roots are seated!
So, bring out your hats, cats and local feds AND JOIN THE PARTY!!
I'll spice things up a bit by offering a
grand prize of
1 BTC for the best Bitcoin related image contribution (meme or otherwise) involving hats, cats or feds!
And
3x 0.25 BTC for any contributions along the way that make me lol!
I'll have the competition going for a couple days or so (as long as contributions are coming in) and announce the winner of the grand prize at the end of the competition.
Contributors of all ranks welcome!
Enjoy! 
