Topic: Cheesy pick up lines 🔥 (Read 61 times)
nice shoes, wanna fuck?)
Me: " Do you believe in love at First Sight?"
Girl : No...
Me: Wait ( Then go back again to her)
What about second sight??
Surely this will make her smile
Girl : No...
Me: Wait ( Then go back again to her)
What about second sight??
Surely this will make her smile
"hey baby u got a nice a nice rack" .
works every time
works every time
how about, whats your favorite number? mine is your number
How about?
I looked at your profile picture and it looked like you had something in your eyes, and then realized that if was just your sparkle.
I looked at your profile picture and it looked like you had something in your eyes, and then realized that if was just your sparkle.
Here are some cheesy pick up lines.
This is just for fun
Did it hurt ?
When you fell down from heaven
Did you sit in a pile of sugar ?
Because you got a pretty sweet ass
There's a party in my pants tonight...
You're invited
Are you an orphanage?
Because i want to give you kids
I lost my number..
Can i get yours ?
Have you got mirror in your pants ?
I can see myself in it
Did you just fart ?
Because you just blew me away
Can i follow you home ?
Because my parents told me to follow my dreams
I was feeling a little bit off today but...
You definitely turned me on
This is just for fun
Did it hurt ?
When you fell down from heaven
Did you sit in a pile of sugar ?
Because you got a pretty sweet ass
There's a party in my pants tonight...
You're invited
Are you an orphanage?
Because i want to give you kids
I lost my number..
Can i get yours ?
Have you got mirror in your pants ?
I can see myself in it
Did you just fart ?
Because you just blew me away
Can i follow you home ?
Because my parents told me to follow my dreams
I was feeling a little bit off today but...
You definitely turned me on
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