Surprisingly amateurish to be honest
It was insane and really Rick Rolled the shit out of myself and a few folks I know.
Everyone should write their Attorney General. (totally free and takes about 5-10 minutes to fill out a complaint)
I got a letter back from the California AG today and next week I'm going to follow up with the NY firm mentioned in the OP. If I choose to go with them then I can't sue Coinbase with another, but hopefully they are going to be the right guys for the case. I spoke to the person posted in the OP a few weeks back and it sounded pretty decent. They charge $0 and when they win the case they charge 25-33% of the winnings... which at this point seems ok to me. I'll pay 33% and give them a bottle of Pappy Van Winkle if we have to take them to court successfully.
Waiting game at this point... all this will be a long process now.
Would be funny if the State handed out criminal charges... I'd chuckle a bit. Fuck those Coinbase bastards.
I'd rather stupid people not waste tax payer dollars on cases with zero chance of winning.