Probably NSFW:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eB8576rV1tYClerk: Randy! Long time, no see. How's that Bitcoin thingie doin'?
Randy: Pretty good, bud! Pretty good. Is it in yet?
Clerk: Came in today but, due to high demand, it needs to be returned within 24 hours, otherwise...
Randy: Got it! Now let me have the damn thing so that I can lai... I mean review it for my blog.
1 hour later...
Clerk: Game Stop, how may I help...
Randy: This is Randy, the Bitcoin guy. I bro... The pusher broke, now I can't play... review the game.
Next day...
Clerk: You almost were late, Randy. Sorry 'bout the pusher breaking.
Randy: No problem. I just got on the Bitcoin forum and asked for a workaround from them brainiacs, and I was blowin' and goin' in no time. One guy is even working on building an APP so that game can accept bitcoins.
Clerk: Glad it all worked out.
Randy: How long is the queue before I can rent it again.
Clerk: Two weeks.
Randy: Sounds like an entirety, but I can live with that. Put me in the queue, and call me if anybody cancels.
Clerk: Can't do, but you will move up one position...
Randy: Position! No wonder I couldn't move up to the next level.