Hey guys, gonna recount an amusing little story about what happened tonight...
Here goes... I was at the CVS pharmacy on the corner of Bluebonnet and Perkins in Baton Rouge, LA. I went in and dropped off my Rx and went back out to my car to have a smoke while I waited. I opened up the car and grabbed my cigs and my lighter, and just as I'm shutting my car door this guy approaches me. He's a young guy, probably close to my age (I'm 24, and he appeared to be in his early or mid-20s). He's wearing an LSU (Louisiana State University) jacket and a hat; dressed like a typical college kid... there are tons of them around here. But I felt an awkward vibe as soon as he approached me...
He says, "Hey man, do you have a minute?" and I just sorta nodded. And he breaks right into this little speech:
"Look, man... I hate to bother you but I locked my keys in my car. I called the police and everything but they said they're not allowed to pop open locks anymore. They said I had to call a locksmith. So I called the locksmith but I'm like $17 short on what I need. If there's any way you could help me, bro, I'd really appreciate it. You think you could help me?"As he was saying this I had this weird deja-vu... and I said "I'm sorry but I have only
exactly enough money on me to get my prescription" (which was true), and he gives me a funny look and walks away and goes by the door of the store. So my mind sets to racing, and I'm trying to figure out where the weird vibe/deja-vu came from. And I'm sitting there by my car watching him. He's trying to bum money from passers-by as they go in/out of the pharmacy. And I see one lady give him a $1 bill -- she actually walked all the way back to her car to get it for this innocent-looking college kid who locked his keys in the car. All the while I still feel like there's something wrong with this picture...
Just as I'm finishing my cigarette and heading back inside to get my Rx I see him stop an older gentlemen by the door who was trying to enter the store, and he's telling his story to the man. Then suddenly it clicked! About a month and a half ago I was at the Exxon gas station on College Drive when a young 20-something-year-old wearing an LSU jacket came into the store and told me he locked his keys in his car. He used the EXACT same story about the police being unable to help, all the way down to the EXACT amount of $17! IT WAS THE SAME GUY!!!
So as I approached the door where the old man is listening to the sob story about the keys locked in the car I stopped right in front of them. I pointed at the younger guy and said "I remember you, buddy. Don't you remember me?" He gave me a weird look and said no. But I said "Perhaps you don't, but I definitely remember
you!" The old man just sorta goes silent and is watching like wtf is going on here. So I just layed into him...
"Don't play dumb... Not even two months ago I was at the Exxon on College Drive and you came into the store telling the same story about locking your keys in the car with the EXACT same details about the police being unable to help and you were EXACTLY $17 short."Ha, now I've got him looking like a deer in the headlights on a Mac truck.
"You're fucking pathetic, dude... You're just one of those people that goes around town trying to prey on people's willingness to help a 'college kid' in distress. I've seen you doing this SAME exact scam before. What you're doing is fucked up... you need to get out of here..."As I'm saying this he's just shaking his head, and couldn't even utter a word of protest lol. The old man actually broke out into a smile. I just walked into the store. A few minutes later the old man finally came in and patted me on the shoulder and said "Thank you, I was actually about to give him $20. I felt sorry for him because he reminded me of my grandson." We had a good laugh about the whole thing.
When I exited the store the little punk bastard was gone, thankfully...