Topic: Crazy shit Bible says, crazy shit Christians say - page 26. (Read 31231 times)
They are both super super awesome.
Yes, that's part of another world, God's kingdom, where the men who followed a good life go. It's everwhere but it's nowhere at the same time.
Where exactly does the bible say, following a good life, gets you into heaven?
God does not care whether you led a good life, or were a serial killer... He only cares if you are gullible enough to believe:
1) You have an eternal soul
2) This soul is inherently evil
3) Because [God doesn't actually explain how this makes any sense, or why he chose to create the universe this way]
4) Only this Jesus character, who is capable of miracles... Such as, feeding hungry people, and getting them drunk (water into wine?... really? that's your best miracle?)... Will save your eternal soul
Following a good life is to don't kill anyone who's innocent (you can remove a big part of the women), having a lot of children, praying regularly...
Ok, so it's a good life that gets me into heaven?
What about that part where Jesus say, "I-Am the way, the truth, and the light..." (אֶהְיֶה אֲשֶׁר אֶהְיֶה)
Yeah, contrarily to that dumb Protestants, I'm sure that this is your acts which put you to the path of the Heaven, and not the luck.
Yes, that's part of another world, God's kingdom, where the men who followed a good life go. It's everwhere but it's nowhere at the same time.
Where exactly does the bible say, following a good life, gets you into heaven?
God does not care whether you led a good life, or were a serial killer... He only cares if you are gullible enough to believe:
1) You have an eternal soul
2) This soul is inherently evil
3) Because [God doesn't actually explain how this makes any sense, or why he chose to create the universe this way]
4) Only this Jesus character, who is capable of miracles... Such as, feeding hungry people, and getting them drunk (water into wine?... really? that's your best miracle?)... Will save your eternal soul
Following a good life is to don't kill anyone who's innocent (you can remove a big part of the women), having a lot of children, praying regularly...
Ok, so it's a good life that gets me into heaven?
What about that part where Jesus say, "I-Am the way, the truth, and the light..." (אֶהְיֶה אֲשֶׁר אֶהְיֶה)
Is it about laziness?
If atheism is a religion, could laziness be one as well?
BAD Decker - you have the floor. Hit it.
If atheism is a religion, could laziness be one as well?
BAD Decker - you have the floor. Hit it.
If laziness is a religion then I can become an adept xD
Anyway none of the dumbasses here have ever answered to the original questions. They still never explained why the Earth is flat and square in the Bible...
Or why God thinks the sky is blue because it is made of water... (Genesis chapter 1, day 2)
Ahah, didn't know that. It's a good way to end any logical discussion xD
"God separated the waters above (sky) the firmament (land), from the waters below (oceans) the firmament"
From what are made clouds
? Also, there is some water in every bit of air, so I don't think that this statement is false (you see, I don't come and just say : "that's in the Bible so that's true !" 
).So he made the space from water? Damn it's a shame space is empty nah? ^^
Why do you say that space is empty ? Also, why do you just mention the space. We're talking about the Earth's sky, everything what is above the land and under the ozone.
Because God calls the waters of the sky, "heaven"... ... that's not air, that's a bit higher up, right?...
Actually, Where is heaven? We've looked up... it's not there... we searched the entire universe and cant seem to find this heaven anywhere...
In the early days of Christianity, heaven simply meant the sky... but... heaven is definitely not in the sky... its not floating on clouds, etc
There's some things that the humans can't see, and Heaven is one of them. That's like the souls of damned people which are blocked on Earth.
Ok so it exists but we can't see or feel it?
Same goes for the soul?
Yes, that's part of another world, God's kingdom, where the men who followed a good life go. It's everwhere but it's nowhere at the same time.
Practical.
But why wasn't it written in the Bible?
That come from the common sense. This is like "women aren't equal to men". Everyone should know that if they were correctly educated.
Yes, that's part of another world, God's kingdom, where the men who followed a good life go. It's everwhere but it's nowhere at the same time.
Where exactly does the bible say, following a good life, gets you into heaven?
God does not care whether you led a good life, or were a serial killer... He only cares if you are gullible enough to believe:
1) You have an eternal soul
2) This soul is inherently evil
3) Because [God doesn't actually explain how this makes any sense, or why he chose to create the universe this way]
4) Only this Jesus character, who is capable of miracles... Such as, feeding hungry people, and getting them drunk (water into wine?... really? that's your best miracle?)... Will save your eternal soul
Following a good life is to don't kill anyone who's innocent (you can remove a big part of the women), having a lot of children, praying regularly...
Yes, that's part of another world, God's kingdom, where the men who followed a good life go. It's everwhere but it's nowhere at the same time.
Where exactly does the bible say, following a good life, gets you into heaven?
God does not care whether you led a good life, or were a serial killer... He only cares if you are gullible enough to believe:
1) You have an eternal soul
2) This soul is inherently evil
3) Because [God doesn't actually explain how this makes any sense, or why he chose to create the universe this way]
4) Only this Jesus character, who is capable of miracles... Such as, feeding hungry people, and getting them drunk (water into wine?... really? that's your best miracle?)... Will save your eternal soul
The bible always says something that's sugarcoated but in reality, the things written there are pretty much scary and some how brutal killings happen.
Especially the parts about the Leveticus, written by the priests.
Ah yeah. they were instructed by Moses to kill a whole clan including children and women. some of his men disobeyed him but he insisted to go back and kill them all.
its no wonder Moses never set foot to the promise land.
Is it about laziness?
If atheism is a religion, could laziness be one as well?
BAD Decker - you have the floor. Hit it.
If atheism is a religion, could laziness be one as well?
BAD Decker - you have the floor. Hit it.
If laziness is a religion then I can become an adept xD
Anyway none of the dumbasses here have ever answered to the original questions. They still never explained why the Earth is flat and square in the Bible...
Or why God thinks the sky is blue because it is made of water... (Genesis chapter 1, day 2)
Ahah, didn't know that. It's a good way to end any logical discussion xD
"God separated the waters above (sky) the firmament (land), from the waters below (oceans) the firmament"
From what are made clouds
? Also, there is some water in every bit of air, so I don't think that this statement is false (you see, I don't come and just say : "that's in the Bible so that's true !" ).So he made the space from water? Damn it's a shame space is empty nah? ^^
Why do you say that space is empty ? Also, why do you just mention the space. We're talking about the Earth's sky, everything what is above the land and under the ozone.
Because God calls the waters of the sky, "heaven"... ... that's not air, that's a bit higher up, right?...
Actually, Where is heaven? We've looked up... it's not there... we searched the entire universe and cant seem to find this heaven anywhere...
In the early days of Christianity, heaven simply meant the sky... but... heaven is definitely not in the sky... its not floating on clouds, etc
There's some things that the humans can't see, and Heaven is one of them. That's like the souls of damned people which are blocked on Earth.
Ok so it exists but we can't see or feel it?
Same goes for the soul?
Yes, that's part of another world, God's kingdom, where the men who followed a good life go. It's everwhere but it's nowhere at the same time.
Practical.
But why wasn't it written in the Bible?
Is it about laziness?
If atheism is a religion, could laziness be one as well?
BAD Decker - you have the floor. Hit it.
If atheism is a religion, could laziness be one as well?
BAD Decker - you have the floor. Hit it.
If laziness is a religion then I can become an adept xD
Anyway none of the dumbasses here have ever answered to the original questions. They still never explained why the Earth is flat and square in the Bible...
Or why God thinks the sky is blue because it is made of water... (Genesis chapter 1, day 2)
Ahah, didn't know that. It's a good way to end any logical discussion xD
"God separated the waters above (sky) the firmament (land), from the waters below (oceans) the firmament"
From what are made clouds
? Also, there is some water in every bit of air, so I don't think that this statement is false (you see, I don't come and just say : "that's in the Bible so that's true !" ).So he made the space from water? Damn it's a shame space is empty nah? ^^
Why do you say that space is empty ? Also, why do you just mention the space. We're talking about the Earth's sky, everything what is above the land and under the ozone.
Because God calls the waters of the sky, "heaven"... ... that's not air, that's a bit higher up, right?...
Actually, Where is heaven? We've looked up... it's not there... we searched the entire universe and cant seem to find this heaven anywhere...
In the early days of Christianity, heaven simply meant the sky... but... heaven is definitely not in the sky... its not floating on clouds, etc
There's some things that the humans can't see, and Heaven is one of them. That's like the souls of damned people which are blocked on Earth.
Ok so it exists but we can't see or feel it?
Same goes for the soul?
Yes, that's part of another world, God's kingdom, where the men who followed a good life go. It's everwhere but it's nowhere at the same time.
Is it about laziness?
If atheism is a religion, could laziness be one as well?
BAD Decker - you have the floor. Hit it.
If atheism is a religion, could laziness be one as well?
BAD Decker - you have the floor. Hit it.
If laziness is a religion then I can become an adept xD
Anyway none of the dumbasses here have ever answered to the original questions. They still never explained why the Earth is flat and square in the Bible...
Or why God thinks the sky is blue because it is made of water... (Genesis chapter 1, day 2)
Ahah, didn't know that. It's a good way to end any logical discussion xD
"God separated the waters above (sky) the firmament (land), from the waters below (oceans) the firmament"
From what are made clouds
? Also, there is some water in every bit of air, so I don't think that this statement is false (you see, I don't come and just say : "that's in the Bible so that's true !" ).So he made the space from water? Damn it's a shame space is empty nah? ^^
Why do you say that space is empty ? Also, why do you just mention the space. We're talking about the Earth's sky, everything what is above the land and under the ozone.
Because God calls the waters of the sky, "heaven"... ... that's not air, that's a bit higher up, right?...
Actually, Where is heaven? We've looked up... it's not there... we searched the entire universe and cant seem to find this heaven anywhere...
In the early days of Christianity, heaven simply meant the sky... but... heaven is definitely not in the sky... its not floating on clouds, etc
There's some things that the humans can't see, and Heaven is one of them. That's like the souls of damned people which are blocked on Earth.
Ok so it exists but we can't see or feel it?
Same goes for the soul?
The bible always says something that's sugarcoated but in reality, the things written there are pretty much scary and some how brutal killings happen.
Especially the parts about the Leveticus, written by the priests.
Because God calls the waters of the sky, "heaven"... ... that's not air, that's a bit higher up, right?...
Actually, Where is heaven? We've looked up... it's not there... we searched the entire universe and cant seem to find this heaven anywhere...
In the early days of Christianity, heaven simply meant the sky... but... heaven is definitely not in the sky... its not floating on clouds, etc
Actually, Where is heaven? We've looked up... it's not there... we searched the entire universe and cant seem to find this heaven anywhere...
In the early days of Christianity, heaven simply meant the sky... but... heaven is definitely not in the sky... its not floating on clouds, etc
There's some things that the humans can't see, and Heaven is one of them. That's like the souls of damned people which are blocked on Earth.
No explanation what so ever about the square flat earth?
Is it about laziness?
If atheism is a religion, could laziness be one as well?
BAD Decker - you have the floor. Hit it.
If atheism is a religion, could laziness be one as well?
BAD Decker - you have the floor. Hit it.
If laziness is a religion then I can become an adept xD
Anyway none of the dumbasses here have ever answered to the original questions. They still never explained why the Earth is flat and square in the Bible...
Or why God thinks the sky is blue because it is made of water... (Genesis chapter 1, day 2)
Ahah, didn't know that. It's a good way to end any logical discussion xD
"God separated the waters above (sky) the firmament (land), from the waters below (oceans) the firmament"
From what are made clouds
? Also, there is some water in every bit of air, so I don't think that this statement is false (you see, I don't come and just say : "that's in the Bible so that's true !" ).So he made the space from water? Damn it's a shame space is empty nah? ^^
Why do you say that space is empty ? Also, why do you just mention the space. We're talking about the Earth's sky, everything what is above the land and under the ozone.
Because God calls the waters of the sky, "heaven"... ... that's not air, that's a bit higher up, right?...
Actually, Where is heaven? We've looked up... it's not there... we searched the entire universe and cant seem to find this heaven anywhere...
In the early days of Christianity, heaven simply meant the sky... but... heaven is definitely not in the sky... its not floating on clouds, etc
There's some things that the humans can't see, and Heaven is one of them. That's like the souls of damned people which are blocked on Earth.
Is it about laziness?
If atheism is a religion, could laziness be one as well?
BAD Decker - you have the floor. Hit it.
If atheism is a religion, could laziness be one as well?
BAD Decker - you have the floor. Hit it.
If laziness is a religion then I can become an adept xD
Anyway none of the dumbasses here have ever answered to the original questions. They still never explained why the Earth is flat and square in the Bible...
Or why God thinks the sky is blue because it is made of water... (Genesis chapter 1, day 2)
Ahah, didn't know that. It's a good way to end any logical discussion xD
"God separated the waters above (sky) the firmament (land), from the waters below (oceans) the firmament"
From what are made clouds
? Also, there is some water in every bit of air, so I don't think that this statement is false (you see, I don't come and just say : "that's in the Bible so that's true !" ).So he made the space from water? Damn it's a shame space is empty nah? ^^
Why do you say that space is empty ? Also, why do you just mention the space. We're talking about the Earth's sky, everything what is above the land and under the ozone.
Because God calls the waters of the sky, "heaven"... ... that's not air, that's a bit higher up, right?...
Actually, Where is heaven? We've looked up... it's not there... we searched the entire universe and cant seem to find this heaven anywhere...
In the early days of Christianity, heaven simply meant the sky... but... heaven is definitely not in the sky... its not floating on clouds, etc
Damn, why couldn't it be above the clouds above the square flat earth? :3
The bible always says something that's sugarcoated but in reality, the things written there are pretty much scary and some how brutal killings happen.
I finally tracked down the source of BADecker's claim... and now I understand why she refused to say where she got the idea
Justin Bieber Disproves The Big Bang | Take That, Science
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UOzZnYalLZo
Justin Bieber Disproves The Big Bang | Take That, Science
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UOzZnYalLZo
Quote from: Justin Bieber
You don't need to go to church to be a Christian... if you go to Taco Bell, that doesn't make you a taco
And now they'll start a polemic as how we didn't actually search the whole universe, space ships, telescopes etc.
They asked the first astronaut if he found God up there...
https://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Yuri_Gagarin
Quote
As his close friend and cosmonaut colleague Alexei Leonov tells it, then-premier Nikita Khrushchev cornered Gagarin "So tell me, Yuri," he asked, "did you see God up there?" After a moment's pause. Gagarin answered, "Yes sir, I did." Khrushchev frowned. "Don't tell any one," he said. A few minutes later the head of the Russian Orthodox Church took Gagarin aside. "So tell me, my child," he asked Gagarin, "did you see God up there?'" Gagarin hesitated and replied "No sir, I did not." "Don't tell anyone."
And now they'll start a polemic as how we didn't actually search the whole universe, space ships, telescopes etc.
Is it about laziness?
If atheism is a religion, could laziness be one as well?
BAD Decker - you have the floor. Hit it.
If atheism is a religion, could laziness be one as well?
BAD Decker - you have the floor. Hit it.
If laziness is a religion then I can become an adept xD
Anyway none of the dumbasses here have ever answered to the original questions. They still never explained why the Earth is flat and square in the Bible...
Or why God thinks the sky is blue because it is made of water... (Genesis chapter 1, day 2)
Ahah, didn't know that. It's a good way to end any logical discussion xD
"God separated the waters above (sky) the firmament (land), from the waters below (oceans) the firmament"
From what are made clouds
? Also, there is some water in every bit of air, so I don't think that this statement is false (you see, I don't come and just say : "that's in the Bible so that's true !" ).So he made the space from water? Damn it's a shame space is empty nah? ^^
Why do you say that space is empty ? Also, why do you just mention the space. We're talking about the Earth's sky, everything what is above the land and under the ozone.
Because God calls the waters of the sky, "heaven"... ... that's not air, that's a bit higher up, right?...
Actually, Where is heaven? We've looked up... it's not there... we searched the entire universe and cant seem to find this heaven anywhere...
In the early days of Christianity, heaven simply meant the sky... but... heaven is definitely not in the sky... its not floating on clouds, etc
Is it about laziness?
If atheism is a religion, could laziness be one as well?
BAD Decker - you have the floor. Hit it.
If atheism is a religion, could laziness be one as well?
BAD Decker - you have the floor. Hit it.
If laziness is a religion then I can become an adept xD
Anyway none of the dumbasses here have ever answered to the original questions. They still never explained why the Earth is flat and square in the Bible...
Or why God thinks the sky is blue because it is made of water... (Genesis chapter 1, day 2)
Ahah, didn't know that. It's a good way to end any logical discussion xD
"God separated the waters above (sky) the firmament (land), from the waters below (oceans) the firmament"
From what are made clouds
? Also, there is some water in every bit of air, so I don't think that this statement is false (you see, I don't come and just say : "that's in the Bible so that's true !" ).So he made the space from water? Damn it's a shame space is empty nah? ^^
Why do you say that space is empty ? Also, why do you just mention the space. We're talking about the Earth's sky, everything what is above the land and under the ozone.
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