I wanted to share some crypto jokes with you, just for fun !
1/ What’s the difference between an average bitcoin miner and an average plumber?
An average plumber can at least solve a block.
2/ What’s the difference between Bitcoin and NASA?
Bitcoin’s actually going to the moon
3/ Why won’t the government embrace bitcoin?
They hate the idea of a ‘Proof Of Work’
4/ How many miners does it take to change a lightbulb?
A million - One to do it and 999,999 to verify that he did !
5/ Why won’t the Icelandic government embrace bitcoin?
They don’t trust anything they can’t freeze
6/ I paid a hooker with bitcoins once and asked if I’d ever see her again.
She said sure, next week you’ll find me just a few blocks away.
7/ How many Core devs does it take to change a light bulb?
None. They will just tell everyone that the risk of getting electrocuted while changing the bulb is too high, and that it's much safer to create a market for candles instead.
8/What's Satoshi's favorite brand of sneakers?
ASICS
