Those can have holograms protecting the actual bitcoins (or, for better use, some mBTC indeed).
There is a small trust issue, but as long as the issuer is OKay and the seal is not broken, there you are, you have your "offline" Bitcoin
![Smiley](https://bitcointalk.org/Smileys/default/smiley.gif)
Of course, you will not get change back from your transaction, which may be a problem, and your transactions will stay off chain (at least until the seal is broken) since you transfer the ownership to a wallet, not the actual Bitcoin.
...And I started with "I don't think it's possible" LOL! Never say never.
I think that this is the approach as close as possible to what you need.