Topic: Cryptocondoms - Vote for the next alt-coin range (Read 1412 times)

Way ahead of ya!

CHNcoin condom - unline the crypto was actually made in CHina

Poll votes so far

1st BBQCoin
2nd Feathercoin
3rd Namecoin & Friecoin

Unless the votes dramatically change I will contact those developing BBQCoin and share the results.

Ok failing BBQ condoms that clearly being the best... I'd want to see Liquid condoms just to test ur research team

Funny that this the real head to head with Litecoin and Feathercoin over the FeatherLite Condom oh its on!!

also slogans for ur condoms...


Fucking you anonymously

Don't get an STD, cryptographically protect yourself

Need protection? SHA256 encrypted latex

Cover ur node!

Cost of raising 1 child in the world today, 20,000 Bitcoin.... cost of preventing that unwanted child 1 Bitcondom

BitFuck

You know it can protect your identity... now let it protect your cock

In a perfect world I could do that as a joke and people would see the funny side, in the real world they would try to sue me. I do like the idea of packaging additional items with the Crpytocondoms though lol, perhaps just for extra limited editions. I might send some to World leaders and media networks to help promote the Crypto message. 

I wouldn't pack BBQ sauce with it and label it BBQCoin lube, or if you do that, at least don't take one with chili peppers in it, just in case someone mistakenly thinks it's real lube and things get a little bit too hot in the bedroom  

Now all we need are Cryptographic Coffins, then you can be cryptographically secure when coming or going 

I have heard this mentioned a few times during the development of Cryptocondoms, great idea although realistically I might have trouble finding a manufacture to produce condom of that particular flavor  . Perhaps I could pack some BBQ sauce and label it as BBQCoin lube or something instead lol? Keep voting and you can also put your name down for a specific alt-coin Crpytocondom as supply will be on a first cum first serve basis, those higher up the list will be contacted first until I am out of stock.

Feel free to suggest some fun taglines too.

Feathercoin should be a Durex Featherlite equivalent

Wonder how junkcoin condoms would be ^^

BBQ flavored condoms.

Some might already be aware of Cryptocondoms, a custom brand of condom for Cryptocurrency  . I have recently produced the first 20 Bitcoin condoms batch and of the 15 that were made available I currently have 8 left. Instead of another set of Bitcoin condoms I would like to add some variation to the range and I will create a new set themed around a popular alt-coin, this includes a custom design on the package and a great quality item. This is where you come in, I need votes to find out which coin people are most interested in and which new Cryptocondom range would be in most demand.

It is possible that the condoms will vary depending on the coin, so for instance a Litecoin Crpytocondom will have a "lite" feel and a Ripple condom would have ripples ha. The condoms are not only fun as a novelty/collectors item but may also be used in giveaways and promotions. In fact I often see alt-coin giveaways to help distribute a developing coin so why not throw in some specially designed Cryptocondoms themed on the coin to sweeten the deal.

If you own an alt-coin and like the idea of stocking some Cryptocondoms based on your alt-coin feel feel free to contact me. I should also mention that you will be able to purchase Cryptocondoms with any coin relative to exchange rates at the time.

Here is a sample of the 1st batch of premium Bitcoin condoms which are currently still available @ 0.2BTC. Future Cryptocondoms will be cheaper and sold in higher volume (less rare), unless of course a developer wishes to stock some limited editions for their alt-coin enabling their own choice of price and stock volume.