-highly divisible true, but so is everything else, what's the advantage?
-finite true, but so are a lot of commodities, what's the advantage?
-recognizable false
-impossible to counterfeit true, but so are a lot of commodities, what's the advantage?
-fungible true, but what currency isn't?
-easily transferable (send and receive) false
-easily and inexpensively secured and stored debatable
-easily accessible, 24/7 (requires internet) once you have it, perhaps, and like you said -- requires internet
-can not be seized false
-pseudonymous true
-worldwide doesn't equate worldwide legitimacy and acceptance
-low fees (if any at all) true
-distributed and decentralized (no central control, I don't need to ask permission to send coins, no central point of failure) false, central point of failure is internet
-irreversible (this is a pro for responsible users) true, but so is cash and a lot of other commodities, what's the advantage?
-voluntary (no one is forcing me to use Bitcoin, for anything, including payment of debt) meaningless
-apolitical (x country's choices won't affect Bitcoin except through free market forces) true, but so are a lot of commodities, what's the advantage?
You're right, those are some of the fundamentals. And a majority haven't changed one iota since inception, so what's commanding this move?
I can see from your modifications that there is probably no point in talking to you.
-recognizable (if the network accepts the transaction, it's a bitcoin, if it doesn't, it not)
-easily transferable (copypasta, click send -> send, provide address -> receive, it doesn't get much easier)
-easily and inexpensively secured and stored (free software like armory on a $50 used laptop, I wish I could store and secure my gold so easily)
-can not be seized (go for it, seize my bitcoins, it will be impossible without my permission, tell me one other form of money that works that way)
-distributed and decentralized (Bitcoin won't fail without the internet, it will just freeze until we rebuild the internet, besides if the worldwide internet goes down, you have more to worry about than money)
-voluntary (might be meaningless to you, but not to me, I wouldn't hold bitcoins if it was forced)
For every time you ask, "what's the advantage", I'd say that property in combination with the rest. Name something else which combines all these properties into one asset.
As far as what's commanding this move, well discovery of course. Go ask 50 people on the street if they've ever heard of Bitcoin, when 95% have answered yes, then we can start looking for it's true valuation.
The So What rule is very important in sales, and it does seem that bitcoin isn't passing it by this standard.
At the moment, bitcoin is a speculators dream, and is possibly in the same sphere as Second Life as far as public knowledge goes.
The big problem for me is that too many people I know don't like bitcoin because it doesn't solve a problem they are currently having.
So, what problems do bitcoin solve - and what bigger problem does it create?