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Topic: Donate Your Sperm For Bitcoin? (Read 6522 times)

legendary
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May 11, 2013, 07:43:57 PM
#18
No offense to anyone wishing to donate sperm, but I meant it when I said it is harder to be chosen as a sperm donor than it is to get into Harvard. The sperm banks run tests on you like you wouldn't believe. Its not like they're trying to find alpha male sperm or anything, but they do absolutely everything in their power to make sure that that sperm would make a healthy baby.

As far as paint thinner and fertilizer-I had no idea sperm could be used for those. I also have no idea how I got into this conversation.
legendary
Activity: 1022
Merit: 1000
Freelance videographer
May 11, 2013, 03:41:22 PM
#17
be careful donating sperm, some woman recently got child support from a "anon" sperm donor.

That can't be good.I wish I knew more about how things worked in the UK for this kind of stuff as there's clearly people who wish to pay for it.
hero member
Activity: 784
Merit: 502
May 11, 2013, 03:13:31 AM
#16
Just think of the possibilities. You can tip with it at a strip club and LITERALLY make it rain 'Jizz' Smiley
That is just absolutely disgusting.

It does raise an interesting point though. If waste jizz can be commodised then there is a fortune to be made. Even if its turned into fertiliser or paint thickener or something
legendary
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May 10, 2013, 11:12:42 PM
#15
Just think of the possibilities. You can tip with it at a strip club and LITERALLY make it rain 'Jizz' Smiley
That is just absolutely disgusting.
member
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May 09, 2013, 07:19:04 PM
#14
be careful donating sperm, some woman recently got child support from a "anon" sperm donor.

not a problem can be handled with a "pre-eruptual" agreement
hero member
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Freedom to choose
May 09, 2013, 03:42:19 PM
#13
be careful donating sperm, some woman recently got child support from a "anon" sperm donor.
legendary
Activity: 1148
Merit: 1008
If you want to walk on water, get out of the boat
May 09, 2013, 12:21:34 PM
#12
This project should be merged with Girls Gone Bitcoin  Cheesy
full member
Activity: 224
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May 09, 2013, 12:13:37 PM
#11
Just think of the possibilities. You can tip with it at a strip club and LITERALLY make it rain 'Jizz' Smiley
member
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May 08, 2013, 05:44:58 PM
#10
SIGN ME UP!! haha

Andy B
member
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May 08, 2013, 05:44:08 PM
#9
OBVIOUSLY for this project we need a new altcoin Smiley
Maybe 'Splooge$' or 'JizzCoin'?
I'll take 1,000,000 for 0.1 BTC and I'll pay a 'mining' contract fee too Wink
legendary
Activity: 1134
Merit: 1005
May 08, 2013, 05:30:06 PM
#8
Why hasn't anyone tried this yet? I mean there are plenty of men with duff jizz/lesbians wanting an unholy fraud of a 'family'. So why hasn't anyone offered BTC for spooge? And if they did what would be a good price for baby gravy/spunk/jizz/man juice/splodge?

Personally, I wouldn't due to a sense of responsibilty.
It is literally harder (no pun intended) to be a viable sperm donor than it is to get into Harvard. Good luck.
LOL... i had to read that twice to get the no pun intended part.
full member
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May 08, 2013, 03:01:21 PM
#7
OBVIOUSLY for this project we need a new altcoin Smiley
Maybe 'Splooge$' or 'JizzCoin'?
legendary
Activity: 896
Merit: 1000
May 07, 2013, 07:22:20 PM
#6
Why hasn't anyone tried this yet? I mean there are plenty of men with duff jizz/lesbians wanting an unholy fraud of a 'family'. So why hasn't anyone offered BTC for spooge? And if they did what would be a good price for baby gravy/spunk/jizz/man juice/splodge?

Personally, I wouldn't due to a sense of responsibilty.
It is literally harder (no pun intended) to be a viable sperm donor than it is to get into Harvard. Good luck.
legendary
Activity: 1022
Merit: 1000
May 07, 2013, 06:42:16 PM
#5
Donate a kidney for 100 BTC
sr. member
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Merit: 250
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May 07, 2013, 03:26:04 PM
#4
theres no girls in bitcoin doe and only 10% of people are gay

needle in haystack
hero member
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May 07, 2013, 03:12:35 PM
#3
Sperm banks go through a lot of medical testing and protective measures to make sure that you aren't donating any dangerous traits or STDs in your semen. I'd guess thats the reason it isn't widely done.

Yes, but I'm thinking more of the anonymity angle for this. For anonymous donation you can simply put a used condom in a cold thermos flask and post it. BTC sent the other way gives true anonymity.
legendary
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May 07, 2013, 03:09:43 PM
#2
Sperm banks go through a lot of medical testing and protective measures to make sure that you aren't donating any dangerous traits or STDs in your semen. I'd guess thats the reason it isn't widely done.
hero member
Activity: 784
Merit: 502
May 07, 2013, 03:06:53 PM
#1
Why hasn't anyone tried this yet? I mean there are plenty of men with duff jizz/lesbians wanting an unholy fraud of a 'family'. So why hasn't anyone offered BTC for spooge? And if they did what would be a good price for baby gravy/spunk/jizz/man juice/splodge?

Personally, I wouldn't due to a sense of responsibilty.
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