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Topic: Dry it and smoke it see what happens. (Read 863 times)

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February 21, 2013, 12:13:26 AM
#12
Count me in.

I've seen women do that type a thing.




Was it left there by a woman with no legs ?
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February 20, 2013, 06:44:31 PM
#11
Count me in.

I've seen women do that type a thing.


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February 20, 2013, 12:11:35 PM
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I read somewhere that IV users were all briefly surprised to discover that Slava reacts with hemoglobin in blood to produce a hard, cement-like substance. Something about iron-catalyzed cross-linking chemistry, IIRC.

Hey! Hey! Don't be scaring my potential customer base.

Remember, for those who think they've done Slava®, haven't really done Slava®.
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February 20, 2013, 02:25:06 AM
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I read somewhere that IV users were all briefly surprised to discover that Slava reacts with hemoglobin in blood to produce a hard, cement-like substance. Something about iron-catalyzed cross-linking chemistry, IIRC.
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Space Lord
February 20, 2013, 02:11:23 AM
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I'll leave this...
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February 19, 2013, 05:09:15 PM
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Update: A green slime that was thought to resemble a mysterious mythical jelly that appeared after meteor showers has been identified as coming from frogs.

Which means I can turn up the marketing of Slava® up a notch, seeing that it stems from frogs. And it's seasonal, thus much rarer until, that is, I start producing it in the LAB.

But first I need to work on the logo:

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February 19, 2013, 01:54:13 PM
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Maybe some large specimen of Mycetozoa? We have them (rarely, seen one only twice in my live) where I live, but they don't get larger than a playing card. Amazing Creatures.

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February 19, 2013, 01:36:16 PM
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I'll just leave this here.
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February 19, 2013, 01:30:25 PM
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OMG what is that?  Shocked

Does it really matter what it is to Silk Road patrons? Thought not. What really matters is will this shit sell, and can we get enough of it. If so, then...

Introducing Slava®.

Slava® is the first psychotropic to not only have no side effects, but also isn't habit forming. And there's a bonus--can't be detected by any current drug test.

How effective is Slava®?

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I've taken allotava shit in my live, & this is bees nees!

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w0rd!

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I work for a Fortune 500 company and am on it now as I type type this, and my fellow, and gal, coworkerss in the copy writting dept. don't even know I'm on the shit. In fact, I'm think there on it to because lately thay been acting wierd.

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Thanks to SlaVa, I get to hang out with a whole new group of friends. No more runnin' 'round with them loosers!

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The first time I tried it, nothing happened. But soon my natural body got used to it, and now WOW! WOW! WOW! Ain't the price ain't bad either. Hope that doesn't change when more people find out about SlaVa.

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I've been selling on Tor going on two years now, and haven't seen anything like this. I'm having a hard time keeping this shit in stock. Luckily, I only have one competitor at the moment, but she (truly is a gal) markets mainly to the non-English speaking customers.

There you have it folks. Slava® is sweeping the globe, and there's nothing law enforcement can do about it because it's yet to be classified.

As a seller of Slava®, we will only accept bitcoins. Only Bitcoin will allow us to move half a million USD in a few hours into places they are suppose to go to, namely our suppliers. This will also allow us to automate the order system. I am aware some EU and SA country will have importing issues due to customs, but I see a possibility for re-sellers of Slava® to take care of this problem.

To prove we are not out to scam you, the following image is of Slava® being processed in our LAB.


Note: Slime is the non-technical term for Slava®, coined
by our engineers.
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February 19, 2013, 08:22:23 AM
#3
Frogs firing blanks?  Cheesy
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Space Lord
February 19, 2013, 03:09:51 AM
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OMG what is that?  Shocked
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