Topic: Favorite joke (Read 420 times)
My wife has a tattoo of a seashell on her upper thigh. If you put your ear on it you can smell the sea.
I'm not saying she is a slut, but if her vagina had a password, it would be 1234
I walked into 7-11 and said to the clerk, "Give me a KitKat Chunky"
She brought a Kitkat Chunky back to me.
I said "I wanted a normal KitKat, you fat bitch."
She brought a Kitkat Chunky back to me.
I said "I wanted a normal KitKat, you fat bitch."
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