these stupid conspiracies
everyone knows the moon is a rear-screen special effect projected onto the roof of the skydome by Kubrik's cinematographer (who not everyone knows was a Jesuit shaman), and that the control panel that rotates it into position is in a hydrogen-bomb resistant bunker below Denver airport
Where have you been?
That was true until we draped that big piece of photo-sensitive canvas over the entire roof of the skydome, and Kubrik's vision of the Moon imprinted into the fabric. Then we helicoptered that big flat sheet up there. You know, up there, where everything floats. A couple corners had to be cut off to make room for mars.
We used those corner cuts for all those tents at that airport.
