Topic: For everyone who doubted I was an American. (Read 1434 times)
It's probably the Bitcoin logo eyes. (hint to shoppers)
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So the big difference between Europeans and Americans is that Europeans do crazy shit in the traffic and Americans giggles like schoolgirls?
Damn you! I just spent several hours looking for videos of Americans playing in traffic and giggling European schoolgirls to no avail.
Now for some real weird shit. For shit and giggles, I Googled images for the key-phrase "be like Matthew" and look what I found.
Fascinating! The one on the right looks exactly like me!
So the big difference between Europeans and Americans is that Europeans do crazy shit in the traffic and Americans giggles like schoolgirls?
Damn you! I just spent several hours looking for videos of Americans playing in traffic and giggling European schoolgirls to no avail.
Now for some real weird shit. For shit and giggles, I Googled images for the key-phrase "be like Matthew" and look what I found.
So the big difference between Europeans and Americans is that Europeans do crazy shit in the traffic and Americans giggles like schoolgirls?
Real Americans: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=54WMpVDDiII
If that were an Olympic sport, I would definitely watch
Umm, you're not going to believe this, but it won't take too much effort to get your wish at this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=35KIsLs3yb0
Real Americans: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=54WMpVDDiII
If that were an Olympic sport, I would definitely watch
For everyone who doubts he's not a zombie:
I'm not an American. 
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I stand corrected. I have lost touch of my American roots.
This is a real American.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=26PpA1kFIWw
This is a real American.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=26PpA1kFIWw
Not Americans: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PWVe0JbMh6c (I have no words for this!)
That's the last thing anyone typing 'swedish twins' into google would expect to find.
Not Americans: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PWVe0JbMh6c (I have no words for this!)
Real Americans: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=54WMpVDDiII
Real Americans II: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BaxECcTjCuw
Real Americans: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=54WMpVDDiII
Sorry, a Real American would have been wearing a NASCAR t-shirt, not some metrosexual Eurotrash white tee. You might have pulled it off if you had a PBR in your hand but like that? Nope.
And Americans don't use lighter fluid on RC cars, we use it on guitars (RIP Jimi). For RTC cars we would fill the inside with a jellied petroleum product, probably a Sterno analog from Wal-Mart and get a much longer burn rate.
And Americans don't use lighter fluid on RC cars, we use it on guitars (RIP Jimi). For RTC cars we would fill the inside with a jellied petroleum product, probably a Sterno analog from Wal-Mart and get a much longer burn rate.
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