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Topic: FOR SALE : One slightly used wife... (Read 2458 times)

legendary
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March 21, 2014, 04:53:27 PM
#33
God....I would PAY you to take my ex.  I need her long gone.   


Hey, name your price and sure it can be arranged...PM me lol.
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March 21, 2014, 04:41:46 PM
#32
God....I would PAY you to take my ex.  I need her long gone.   
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March 21, 2014, 02:41:06 PM
#31
yeah ill bid on her when shes the only woman in existence
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March 21, 2014, 02:40:01 PM
#30
LOL how can anyone even slightly use that kind of a thing ewwwwwwwwwwww !!!!  Tongue Tongue
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January 16, 2014, 12:30:50 PM
#29
OP could you borrow your beauty women for one  day
I am going to wedding party and I don't have pair.
but please instruct her  that  it is not allowed to eat dishes only what lay on them( I suspect those wonderful teeth can go out of control at some point ).
and yes if there is need for that, I could hire children as horses if you grant us  a cart.
newbie
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January 15, 2014, 11:35:04 PM
#28
we should have wife swap or ebays to sell spouses on the interwebz

Why would anyone want to swap wives? If you don't want her I sure as hell don't. What if yours is more fucked up than mine is!
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January 15, 2014, 06:28:58 AM
#27
we should have wife swap or ebays to sell spouses on the interwebz
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January 15, 2014, 02:02:37 AM
#26
auction has ended and wife plus kids have been fedexed

stay tune for FORTH COMING girlfriend auction

lolll. wow
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January 15, 2014, 01:12:55 AM
#25
auction has ended and wife plus kids have been fedexed

stay tune for FORTH COMING girlfriend auction
legendary
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January 14, 2014, 01:12:51 PM
#24
1BTC
legendary
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January 13, 2014, 09:30:43 PM
#23
AUCTION EXTENDED !!! now you have another chance to WIN this amazing DEAL

now allowing test drives.

slightly used means all orifices....

FTFY!
member
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January 13, 2014, 04:00:43 PM
#22
AUCTION EXTENDED !!! now you have another chance to WIN this amazing DEAL

now allowing test drives.

slightly used means all ends....
legendary
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January 12, 2014, 07:32:31 PM
#21
OH shit are you selling your wife  Shocked Shocked
you know that you NEVER can sell your wife???
she will not invisible after sale he can still do many things with her after sale Wink ?

Practice comes to mind.

sr. member
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January 12, 2014, 05:56:07 AM
#20
OH shit are you selling your wife  Shocked Shocked
you know that you NEVER can sell your wife???
she will not invisible after sale he can still do many things with her after sale Wink ?
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January 12, 2014, 04:53:32 AM
#19
OH shit are you selling your wife  Shocked Shocked
you know that you NEVER can sell your wife???
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Lux e tenebris
legendary
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January 11, 2014, 08:06:05 PM
#17


Time to turn this image in a meme. Meat me at the HashFast thread.
legendary
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January 11, 2014, 05:29:59 PM
#16
Bruno, stay away from Google!

But, I don't want to.

You better. You may find something that you'll never seen before.

Like what?

Like...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NFUkN4jLA0s

sr. member
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Lux e tenebris
January 11, 2014, 03:10:21 PM
#15
6 @ 0.4SXC
newbie
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January 11, 2014, 02:33:33 PM
#14
The world needs to be purged clean with a pandemic.  Roll Eyes
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January 11, 2014, 08:21:33 AM
#13
No thanx, already married.


wtf xD
sr. member
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January 11, 2014, 07:10:28 AM
#12
No thanx, already married.
legendary
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January 11, 2014, 06:50:46 AM
#11
I puked a little after the .jpg loaded.

I've heard of moisture and heat seeking venomous throbbing python of love, but .jpg is a new one for me. Perhaps, we can petition to get it on the list.
sr. member
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January 11, 2014, 05:54:25 AM
#10
I will check first all parts then can bid on this you have this option because as you are saying slightly used its not works in picture its too much used by all parts in picture  Cheesy
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January 11, 2014, 04:57:08 AM
#9
I puked a little after the .jpg loaded.
newbie
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January 11, 2014, 02:46:00 AM
#8
I'll take her and the kids. I'm out of firewood.
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January 11, 2014, 02:36:18 AM
#7
 Cheesy
legendary
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January 11, 2014, 12:55:23 AM
#6
When you say slightly used, do you mean the backside? The reason I'm asking is 'cause I don't think I have enough Walmart bags to cover her's and my head, in case the dozen or so on her's falls off.
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January 11, 2014, 12:50:56 AM
#5
I'll offer you 100 satoshis... Even if I'm thinking it'd be a horrible investment.

Any money-back guarantees? You know, if she doesn't, huh, deliver the goods?
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January 11, 2014, 12:31:33 AM
#4
Hahah that is funny that picture is from that show america meets britian or something like that.
Funny, but like other comment ewww, that is disgusting.
legendary
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January 10, 2014, 09:58:15 PM
#3
i'm going to need to have escrow on this deal til delivery
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January 10, 2014, 08:56:00 PM
#2
not even if you pay me
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January 10, 2014, 08:24:34 PM
#1
Up for sale one slightly used wife, high miles (that means SEX), 2 kids (optional downgrade | you can take them).

accepting BTC bids starting at .1 BTC BTC. 24 hour auction!!!!

We can escrow until I fedex her and the kids. EDIT (WILL PROVIDE TRACKING NUMBER)


NEW EDIT (AFTER MUCH PM REQUEST I ADDED A PICTURE)



NOTE:
THIS IS NOT A REAL AUCTION AND JUST A JOKE.

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