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Topic: Foxpup's Merit Cycling Club 🦊 🍾 🔞 Member Promotion Announcement [NSFW] (Read 497 times)

legendary
Activity: 1680
Merit: 6524
Fully-fledged Merit Cycler|Spambuster'23|Pie Baker
Thank you, Agbe Cheesy Much appreciated!
legendary
Activity: 1022
Merit: 1341
According to a saying when you join others to celebrate, you will be celebrated therefore I join others to celebrate GazetaBitcoin and fillippone for their promotion. Congratulations. Your good deeds in the forum is speaking louder every time, season and quarter. Keep up the good tidy.
legendary
Activity: 1974
Merit: 3049
I still can't believe I'm explaining that, but here is the reason for which I suggested the rephrasing Smiley
I get that many people don't know the meaning of the phrase, other than actual candy. I only learned the meaning from the movie.

I guess none of you watched this series. If you watched, you'd haven't any questions which candy is meant.

And if you'll try to search the entire quoted phrase, you'll find out that even fan sites of this series for children are not afraid of using these exact words.  Wink

If some want to think some other way, it's their right.
legendary
Activity: 3290
Merit: 16489
Thick-Skinned Gang Leader and Golden Feather 2021
I still can't believe I'm explaining that, but here is the reason for which I suggested the rephrasing Smiley
I get that many people don't know the meaning of the phrase, other than actual candy. I only learned the meaning from the movie.
legendary
Activity: 1680
Merit: 6524
Fully-fledged Merit Cycler|Spambuster'23|Pie Baker
And that's why rephrasing just to avoid ambiguity is totally not what I'm going to do. Grin

I still can't believe I'm explaining that, but here is the reason for which I suggested the rephrasing Smiley
legendary
Activity: 1974
Merit: 3049
Wow! Shocked It was a really valuable thing. I expected something like "a piece of string, a piece of hard candy

You may want to rephrase that

If you watched "Interstate 60" you can remember that the stories which are surrounding the box give it much more value than what's inside. But if you'll watch an episode of animated series from which the quote in my message you quoted is, you'll see another point of view as well. Roll Eyes So at least now this box gets more and more stories connected with it. And that's why rephrasing just to avoid ambiguity is totally not what I'm going to do. Grin
legendary
Activity: 1680
Merit: 6524
Fully-fledged Merit Cycler|Spambuster'23|Pie Baker
Wow! Shocked It was a really valuable thing. I expected something like "a piece of string, a piece of hard candy

You may want to rephrase that
legendary
Activity: 1974
Merit: 3049
Wait, what?

I have to fix fox it!



21st post in the topic, 2142 (21 & 21*2) activity and 16161 merits. It is a sign! Don't know sign of what, but definitely a sign! Grin
legendary
Activity: 2268
Merit: 18748
Wait, what? This whole time we've been pedaling away, you've been sitting on gallons of superfluid which we could have used to lubricate up everything and ride around effortlessly!?

Do you have any idea how thick my glutes and quads are after cycling non stop for 4 years... oh wait I get it. Very clever. Wink
legendary
Activity: 4536
Merit: 3188
Vile Vixen and Miss Bitcointalk 2021-2023
Wow! Shocked It was a really valuable thing. I expected something like "a piece of string, a piece of hard candy, an old penny, and a World's Greatest Grandpa keychain", but it exceeds any of my expectations! Even if it was pretty logical: a mystery box to hold a mist, what else? (Maybe... some mister?..) Roll Eyes

Thanks for sharing this legend!
Don't forget, o_e_l_e_o wasn't the only recipient of a mystery box. There were two other mystery boxes, one containing one pound of almonds and the other containing one gallon of Ideal Fluid Co. zero-viscosity oil. My reasons for choosing these prizes will always remain a mystery, possibly even to me.
legendary
Activity: 1974
Merit: 3049
Legend has it that someone already picked the mystery box, and may have released a pandemic of all-enveloping deadly mist across the entire planet...

Sounds familiar...

Lips sealed

Wow! Shocked It was a really valuable thing. I expected something like "a piece of string, a piece of hard candy, an old penny, and a World's Greatest Grandpa keychain", but it exceeds any of my expectations! Even if it was pretty logical: a mystery box to hold a mist, what else? (Maybe... some mister?..) Roll Eyes

Thanks for sharing this legend!
legendary
Activity: 2268
Merit: 18748
Legend has it that someone already picked the mystery box, and may have released a pandemic of all-enveloping deadly mist across the entire planet...

Sounds familiar...

Lips sealed
sr. member
Activity: 322
Merit: 318
The Alliance Of Bitcointalk Translators - ENG>BAN
[All I could understood that, some users accused some users that they were sharing merits with each others, that it  Roll Eyes ]
That is all that happened (aside from the vixen incident). Like I said, the whole thing got way out of hand. You just had to be there, I guess.

But will we ever know what's in the BOX?

THE MYSTERY BOX

Cycling 🚲 is great, we all understand. Orgy is remarkable, no questions. Foxes... who don't like foxes? But what's in the BOX? Grin

Here is what's in the BOX   Grin  Roll Eyes
legendary
Activity: 1974
Merit: 3049
[All I could understood that, some users accused some users that they were sharing merits with each others, that it  Roll Eyes ]
That is all that happened (aside from the vixen incident). Like I said, the whole thing got way out of hand. You just had to be there, I guess.

But will we ever know what's in the BOX?

THE MYSTERY BOX

Cycling 🚲 is great, we all understand. Orgy is remarkable, no questions. Foxes... who don't like foxes? But what's in the BOX? Grin
legendary
Activity: 4536
Merit: 3188
Vile Vixen and Miss Bitcointalk 2021-2023
[All I could understood that, some users accused some users that they were sharing merits with each others, that it  Roll Eyes ]
That is all that happened (aside from the vixen incident). Like I said, the whole thing got way out of hand. You just had to be there, I guess.
sr. member
Activity: 322
Merit: 318
The Alliance Of Bitcointalk Translators - ENG>BAN
What is this Foxpup's Merit Cycling club?
Merely a practical joke that got way out of hand after a certain infamous user insinuated that high-ranking forum members (including myself) are gaming the merit system by cycle merits between each other. I decided to roll with it because it seemed funny and I had a perfect opportunity to poke fun at omnipresent signature/avatar campaigns at the same time. (I also quite dramatically rolled with another of his infamous insinuations, but for different reasons.)
I checked the two links, And I said to myself what the hell is happening! Didn't understood a single thing. I am not old enough to understand, I think.  Huh

[All I could understood that, some users accused some users that they were sharing merits with each others, that it  Roll Eyes ]

Thanks for replying anyway.

Cheers  Smiley
legendary
Activity: 4536
Merit: 3188
Vile Vixen and Miss Bitcointalk 2021-2023
What is this Foxpup's Merit Cycling club?
Merely a practical joke that got way out of hand after a certain infamous user insinuated that high-ranking forum members (including myself) are gaming the merit system by cycle merits between each other. I decided to roll with it because it seemed funny and I had a perfect opportunity to poke fun at omnipresent signature/avatar campaigns at the same time. (I also quite dramatically rolled with another of his infamous insinuations, but for different reasons.)
sr. member
Activity: 322
Merit: 318
The Alliance Of Bitcointalk Translators - ENG>BAN
O M G
Congratulations on your promotion Gazeta  Grin

Had a quick question, I have been seeing that fox with cycle since the the day I got to know you. Anyway, What is this Foxpup's Merit Cycling club?  Roll Eyes

Cheers,
DYING_S0UL
legendary
Activity: 4536
Merit: 3188
Vile Vixen and Miss Bitcointalk 2021-2023
I just noticed something which caught my attention.

The visible image is named

https://nl.ib.metapix.net/files/full/4663/4663586_GreymuzzledFoxpup_above_board.png

While the one from the hyperlink is named https://nl.ib.metapix.net/files/full/4663/4663585_GreymuzzledFoxpup_below_board.png
I was wondering if anyone would notice that. There are a few other hidden details in those images as well, if anyone needed any further enticement to look at them (which they don't).

So I just saw it moments ago and now I can't take my eyes away from that image  Shocked Cheesy Grin
What do you mean, "now"? Tongue

(Perhaps also combined with the idea of excluding Miss BitcoinTalk category from future editions of Community Awards? Cheesy)
While it is true that I was initially disappointed by this decision, I have since come to accept that, by definition, you can't really have a contest if there is only one contestant worthy of consideration. Grin
legendary
Activity: 1680
Merit: 6524
Fully-fledged Merit Cycler|Spambuster'23|Pie Baker
I can also assure everyone that this decision was based on wholly objective criteria and was in no way influenced by any 🦊 NSFW under the table shenanigans. 🦊 (To be clear, I'm not necessarily denying that such shenanigans took place, only that they influenced my objective decision making.)

I just noticed something which caught my attention.

The visible image is named

https://nl.ib.metapix.net/files/full/4663/4663586_GreymuzzledFoxpup_above_board.png

While the one from the hyperlink is named https://nl.ib.metapix.net/files/full/4663/4663585_GreymuzzledFoxpup_below_board.png

And I am sure that everyone wants to see what's there, below the board  Grin I did not see it yesterday, probably because I was too dizzy and happy after I got the promotion. So I just saw it moments ago and now I can't take my eyes away from that image  Shocked Cheesy Grin



How sad that after so many passionate nights with almost every member of this gang

//Gazeta is blushing  Roll Eyes My friend, I did not know that you were impressed so much! Nevertheless, I am more than glad to know that.

I still have to watch the orgy through the keyhole. 🔞

icopress, you peeper! You always peep through the keyhole, don't you? Peeper!



Now while you look through the keyhole, try to recognize where you went wrong in those sleepless passionate nights and why you were excluded from the orgy.  Wink

I think I explained that once or twice...

icopress was banned this year for not saying his prayers

It's something religious, as you see. (Perhaps also combined with the idea of excluding Miss BitcoinTalk category from future editions of Community Awards? Cheesy)
legendary
Activity: 3472
Merit: 3507
Crypto Swap Exchange
How sad that after so many passionate nights with almost every member of this gang... I still have to watch the orgy through the keyhole.

Take the whole thing as an opportunity.
Now while you look through the keyhole, try to recognize where you went wrong in those sleepless passionate nights and why you were excluded from the orgy.  Wink
legendary
Activity: 1456
Merit: 5874
light_warrior ... 🕯️
How sad that after so many passionate nights with almost every member of this gang... I still have to watch the orgy through the keyhole. 🔞

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legendary
Activity: 1680
Merit: 6524
Fully-fledged Merit Cycler|Spambuster'23|Pie Baker
Wonder if theymos will change my name to h_o_l_e_o in commemoration?

LOL!



Oh well, so while we are having these drinks, for the lulz, let's go back on the memory lane and remember fillippone's inception Smiley

^^^
I am afraid having a time machine is a strict prerequisite ofor this club membership. I am working on that, but takes time. In a funny  circular reference.
I have nothing to do with this thread.
But I find it fascinating.
Everyone have their own kinks.
Obscene is capped to 50 monthly merits.
I cycled obscene amounts of merits more than one time, but with a different gang, I am afraid...
My wife doesn’t need intermediaries.

Count me in Foxpup if you want, but contact her for separate agreement.

Edited for clarity so GazetaBitcoin doesn’t see conspiracies everywhere.
The whole post is a joke.
I might or I might not have a wife
I might or might not be part of the gang
I might or might not be joking
<...>. Also, @JollyGood and @examplens, I'm afraid you lack sufficient cycled merit to become part of the wife swapping merit cycling club, but I appreciate your support. Smiley

Forty-fifth week paid.
What about me? 😉
As I said, I cannot advice for my wife, who’s swapping without me giving consent...
Adding more members would make that game so much fun. Asking for a friend.
I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member.

Apparently, he was a true visionary as well:

One day, I will thank you too…

SmileySmileySmiley
legendary
Activity: 2268
Merit: 18748
4.5 years!? What a holestoric milestone! Truly monumenthole. Wonder if theymos will change my name to h_o_l_e_o in commemoration?

where are @o_e_l_e_o 
Oh, I've never left:

Ummm... I've been locked up for two weeks now and Foxxy's got the only key...

Help?
legendary
Activity: 1680
Merit: 6524
Fully-fledged Merit Cycler|Spambuster'23|Pie Baker
( where are @o_e_l_e_o and @The Sceptical Chymist ?)

I hope that The Pharmacist is not doing his best...

@The Pharmacist be like


Besides, we also need suchmoon here Smiley
legendary
Activity: 2268
Merit: 16328
Fully fledged Merit Cycler - Golden Feather 22-23
I cannot believe it.
This is a dream made true, and of course, following shenanigans and celebrations will make this day even more memorable!




I will quote my not-so-derailed thread:

Supreme Leader, your acolyte salutes you.


The Queen of Foxes guides us.
The Queen of Foxes teaches us.
The Queen of Foxes protects us.
In your light, we thrive.
In your mercy, we are sheltered.
In your wisdom, we are humbled.
We live only to serve.
Our lives (+wives, + holes) are yours.


I promise to be a filthy, moustachioed, lustful Italian devoted to you.

O M G!

I am more than surprised by our queen's kindness towards us! Thank you Supreme Leader for all your mercy! Again, I have not enough words for expressing my gratitude!



Well done my friend. It's an honour to share this hole honour with you!


Of course, in order to properly reflect the upgrade, I also adapted my Personal Text Smiley

Done that. Merit Rascal (thanks@ddmrddmr) and Pizza makers had to go!




you have to cycle an obscene amount of merit between yourself and other members of the merit/trust gang that exists in the conspiracy theory that cryptohunter's all worked up

And hoping that she will be pleased  Roll Eyes

I did my best. ( where are @o_e_l_e_o  @suchmoon and @The Sceptical Chymist ?)

Guys, on days like this, I feel honoured to join this incredible community, even if I did it for the most embarrassing reasons.
legendary
Activity: 1680
Merit: 6524
Fully-fledged Merit Cycler|Spambuster'23|Pie Baker
O M G!

I am more than surprised by our queen's kindness towards us! Thank you Supreme Leader for all your mercy! Again, I have not enough words for expressing my gratitude!

Of course, in order to properly reflect the upgrade, I also adapted my Personal Text Smiley

And congrats fillippone for your promotion to Fully felched fledged position!



Let me be the first to congratulate GazetaBitcoin and fillippone! I'll drink to that Smiley

Awww thank youuu <3



It should be also the proper time for a short prayer:

The Queen of Foxes guides us.
The Queen of Foxes teaches us.
The Queen of Foxes protects us.
In your light, we thrive.
In your mercy, we are sheltered.
In your wisdom, we are humbled.
We live only to serve.
Our lives (+wives, + holes) are yours.




That being said, I will quote myself below  Roll Eyes

foxhole felchers
It's time to paaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaatyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!



I also tried to thank to our Supreme Leader in a proper manner, using some precious gems,

you have to cycle an obscene amount of merit between yourself and other members of the merit/trust gang that exists in the conspiracy theory that cryptohunter's all worked up

And hoping that she will be pleased  Roll Eyes
legendary
Activity: 3290
Merit: 16489
Thick-Skinned Gang Leader and Golden Feather 2021
Let me be the first to congratulate GazetaBitcoin and fillippone! I'll drink to that Smiley

4.5 years, time flies when you're having fun Cheesy
legendary
Activity: 4536
Merit: 3188
Vile Vixen and Miss Bitcointalk 2021-2023
Today marks the 4.5th anniversary of the Merit Cycling Club, and on this admittedly arbitrary occasion, I am pleased to announce that both GazetaBitcoin and fillippone have proved themselves worthy of promotion to fully-felched fledged Merit Cycler with the full pay and privileges that that position bestows. Congratulations. Smiley




Image copyright 2023 Foxpup. Model is over 18 years of age.
(Now with a new image host free of Cloudflare's bullshit.)




I can also assure everyone that this decision was based on wholly objective criteria and was in no way influenced by any 🦊 NSFW under the table shenanigans. 🦊 (To be clear, I'm not necessarily denying that such shenanigans took place, only that they influenced my objective decision making.)

Local rules: You know how this works by now. No *phobic disparagement of my fox hole, no matter how infamous it has become at this point.
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