So do have fun with it but I think I want to keep the other as a spare so I'm closing house before someone else makes me laugh. Just ironic.., this thread sat idle for days-now that they work, I have submissions, Smh.
I'm on the way back to that store to snag another CPU now. And I don't want that piece of junk you have, btw lol. But I appreciate the offer.
If you're looking for a replacement I've got a MSI 790GX-G65 that still boots
I submit the following
A Frenchman, an Englishman and a New Yorker were captured by cannibals. The chief comes to them and says, "The bad news is that now we've caught you and we're going to kill you. We will put you in a pot, cook you, eat you and then we're going to use your skins to build a canoe. The good news is that you can choose how to die."
The Frenchman says, "I take ze sword." The chief gives him a sword, the Frenchman says, "Vive la France!" and runs himself through.
The Englishman says, "a pistol for me please." The chief gives him a pistol, the Englishman points it at his head and says, "God save the queen!" and blows his brains out.
The New Yorker says, "Gimme a fork!" The chief is puzzled, but he shrugs and gives him a fork. The New Yorker takes the fork and starts jabbing himself all over--the stomach, the sides, the chest, everywhere. There is blood gushing out all over, it's horrible. The chief is appalled and asks, "My God, what are you doing?"
And the New Yorker responds, "So much for your canoe you stupid cannibal!