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You can make your sandwich into a moldy one in a matter of seconds.

Tired of having your food stolen by sticky-fingered co-workers or roommates? Bullies taking your kid’s lunch?

Well, if so, worry no more! The theft Deterrent Moldy Sandwich Bags are sandwich bags that have green splotches printed on both sides, making your freshly prepared lunch look spoiled.

Nice work!

Employee 1: Who ate my sandwich?
Employee 2: What was it?
Employee 1: Ham and cheese and lettuce with mayo.
Employee 2: Oh, that! I tossed it out because it went bad having mold on it and all. I wish I would've found it before it went bad. I bet it would've been delicious.
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