Topic: Funniest joke ever heard (Read 256 times)
Three guys stranded on a desert island find a magic lantern containing a genie, who grants them each one wish. The first guy wishes he was off the island and back home. The second guy wishes the same. The third guy says: ‘I’m lonely. I wish my friends were back here.’
cannibals are sitting together, eating and sharing a clown for lunch. Suddenly, the one cannibal turns to the other and asks, "Does this taste funny to you??!"
People give such awful dad jokes.
A man's wife went into hospital for vaginal reconstruction surgery.
After the operation she received three bunches of flowers.
One from her husband saying, glad everything went well - can't wait to have a go.
One from the doctor saying, thanks for the business.
And one from Brian from the serious burns unit saying thanks for the new pair of ears.
After the operation she received three bunches of flowers.
One from her husband saying, glad everything went well - can't wait to have a go.
One from the doctor saying, thanks for the business.
And one from Brian from the serious burns unit saying thanks for the new pair of ears.
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Funniest joke I ever heard was from this dad one time and it went like this
"You dont need a parachute to go skydiving. You need one to go skydiving twice"
dad jokes ftw
"You dont need a parachute to go skydiving. You need one to go skydiving twice"
dad jokes ftw
When chicken checkin on you.
Share the funniest joke you ever heard and make people laugh .
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