Men goes to bank
To lady clerk he says
- I wanna set an account in this f..king bank.
- What!?
- I think you're f..king deaf. I wanna set an account in this f..king bank.
- I am sorry sir. But if you express your purpose in this way, i can't help you. Let me call my manager.
Two minutes later she comes back with balt and fat man.
- Sir, by your words nobody will help you here. Please tell me your wish.
- Manager, you know that for 3 months nobody won big reward in super lotto. Finally this week only one won. Its me. With this money, i wanna set an account in this f..king bank.
Manager looks at the lady clerk and turns to man
- And this f..king bitch doesn't help you, does she!?
To lady clerk he says
- I wanna set an account in this f..king bank.
- What!?
- I think you're f..king deaf. I wanna set an account in this f..king bank.
- I am sorry sir. But if you express your purpose in this way, i can't help you. Let me call my manager.
Two minutes later she comes back with balt and fat man.
- Sir, by your words nobody will help you here. Please tell me your wish.
- Manager, you know that for 3 months nobody won big reward in super lotto. Finally this week only one won. Its me. With this money, i wanna set an account in this f..king bank.
Manager looks at the lady clerk and turns to man
- And this f..king bitch doesn't help you, does she!?
One more do you want?
A thief breaks into the house at night. Turns on his torch in dark for searching something valuable.
Suddenly hears a voice:
- I see you! Jesus sees too.
He looks around but can't see anytbody. Goes on
Once again same voice:
- I see you! Jesus sees too.
He turns on lights and
- You are a parrot!
- Yes, i am a parrot but jesus is a doberman!
A thief breaks into the house at night. Turns on his torch in dark for searching something valuable.
Suddenly hears a voice:
- I see you! Jesus sees too.
He looks around but can't see anytbody. Goes on
Once again same voice:
- I see you! Jesus sees too.
He turns on lights and
- You are a parrot!
- Yes, i am a parrot but jesus is a doberman!
I like these two jokes, they're pretty nice
: Unfortunalty, all the jokes that I find are in my native language, and all my translation attempts end in a not that fun joke 
... 
! It seems that I'm not designed to be really funny 
. I hope someone else will give us something. From my side I found nothing yet, but I'll find it someday 
. By the way, I'll try to manage to find one for tomorrow, or maybe for tonight if I have enough time. 