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Topic: Gain four inches in length! (Read 1005 times)

vip
Activity: 1428
Merit: 1145
March 09, 2015, 03:27:29 AM
#10
Ok, went out and got one, but the instructions aren't clear on the matter. Where am I supposed to stick my penis?

Also got myself one of these. Think it'll help me pickup chicks?


You son of a bitch, I was about to hunt the very same pic.  Cry
sr. member
Activity: 476
Merit: 500
I like boobies
March 08, 2015, 06:47:25 PM
#9
Ok, went out and got one, but the instructions aren't clear on the matter. Where am I supposed to stick my penis?

Also got myself one of these. Think it'll help me pickup chicks?
sr. member
Activity: 476
Merit: 500
I like boobies
March 08, 2015, 06:02:19 PM
#8
I really do need to gain four inches in length and was hoping you would solve my problem.



LOL! Thanks! Grin
sr. member
Activity: 336
Merit: 250
March 08, 2015, 05:50:30 PM
#7
I really do need to gain four inches in length and was hoping you would solve my problem.


sr. member
Activity: 476
Merit: 500
I like boobies
March 08, 2015, 05:42:18 PM
#6
I really do need to gain four inches in length and was hoping you would solve my problem.
legendary
Activity: 2884
Merit: 1117
March 08, 2015, 04:35:37 PM
#5
Hell, it's not a true banana one, that would hurt me doing it, it's curved enough for the job, and girls likes it.
vip
Activity: 1428
Merit: 1145
March 08, 2015, 04:07:26 PM
#4
I'm blind and I hoped for something funny in it, but no, I will pass and stay with my average size, thank you.
The advantage fact for me is that is curved in the right way to hit pleasure spots for her, so I'm ok with that. No need of extra size.
I even practised making the woman reach her pleasure with just 2 fingers, and my hands aren't exaggerated.  Roll Eyes

Pleasure spots, as in plural? Well, that explains a many no second chances for me, banana dick.  Tongue
member
Activity: 98
Merit: 10
March 08, 2015, 01:12:20 PM
#3
I secretly hope they might offer more like 6. I change my nickname to Anaconda. LOL.
legendary
Activity: 2884
Merit: 1117
March 08, 2015, 12:57:12 PM
#2
I'm blind and I hoped for something funny in it, but no, I will pass and stay with my average size, thank you.
The advantage fact for me is that is curved in the right way to hit pleasure spots for her, so I'm ok with that. No need of extra size.
I even practised making the woman reach her pleasure with just 2 fingers, and my hands aren't exaggerated.  Roll Eyes
vip
Activity: 1428
Merit: 1145
March 08, 2015, 11:49:43 AM
#1
Inspired by an email caught by the spam filter, I'm curious as to how many guys will read this thread, with using the view count as a barometer.

For those reading this, we're in the same boat. Now, let's do some fishin' [since it's obvious we won't be doin' anything else].
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