As of the results on reddit (simply too much downvoting) we took the top 3 participations into this vote.
Polling time is 3 days from now on. Please vote your favourite to win the 5Mh/s contract!
#1 by "Mr-Coins"Titled: An ode to MrCoins
All I want is BlackCoin
I try to explain but my wife wont join
So I fitted out my home with rigs
But the heat is sweating out my kids
The humming keeps us up at all night
It causes us to argue, fuss and fight
But this story has a happy conclusion
You'll see that i'm under no illusion
I found a solution with benefits
From an awesome company called Genesis
#2 by ckukmaleAt my home, the noise was so bad,
The GPU fans and all that heat, was driving me mad,
Then one day a solution to all this fan whining,
A cloud mining company called Genesis Mining,
Genesis Mining is the company to choose,
Good staff and support, you have nothing to lose,
You can choose which coins to mine with a great interface,
This company definitely sets the scrypt mining pace,
I paid for some hashpower with my BTC,
And now my PC is again cool and noise free,
I get a nice payment, each and every day,
So why not join me, Mine the Genesis Mining way!
#3 by wagnerkingshttp://imgur.com/a/kYPhZ