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Topic: Gentlemen, we have gained a freedom today. (Read 1307 times)

legendary
Activity: 1218
Merit: 1001
December 01, 2011, 01:50:36 PM
#11
Americans will only ever be free when they can buy Haggis without fear of reprisal and retribution - until the people of America are free to eat lung of sheep you will remain slaves to the arbitrary whims of your masters. You need to stand up and fight for freedom.

Hot tip: stand up and fight BEFORE you eat the haggis.  Its way harder to do either when you are uncontrollably vomiting grease and offal.
hero member
Activity: 955
Merit: 1002
December 01, 2011, 12:25:41 PM
#10
Americans will only ever be free when they can buy Haggis without fear of reprisal and retribution - until the people of America are free to eat lung of sheep you will remain slaves to the arbitrary whims of your masters. You need to stand up and fight for freedom.
hero member
Activity: 2044
Merit: 501
★Bitvest.io★ Play Plinko or Invest!
December 01, 2011, 12:20:46 PM
#9
I hear horse is tasty.
full member
Activity: 130
Merit: 100
December 01, 2011, 05:15:07 AM
#8
Great hope they'll keep it cheap.
sr. member
Activity: 406
Merit: 250
November 30, 2011, 09:22:38 PM
#7
I for one have always felt stifled by the tyranny of forced non-eating of horses.

P.S. Soylent green is made from algae or seaweed or something. Everyone knows that.

Couldn't be more right.
legendary
Activity: 3066
Merit: 1147
The revolution will be monetized!
November 30, 2011, 09:16:38 PM
#6
I for one have always felt stifled by the tyranny of forced non-eating of horses.

P.S. Soylent green is made from algae or seaweed or something. Everyone knows that.
sr. member
Activity: 406
Merit: 250
November 30, 2011, 09:11:06 PM
#5
The Soylent Corporation will be very busy soon.

But Soylent Green is...

Bah, I won't ruin it for the rest of you.
donator
Activity: 1736
Merit: 1006
Let's talk governance, lipstick, and pigs.
November 30, 2011, 09:09:05 PM
#4
The Soylent Corporation will be very busy soon.
legendary
Activity: 1400
Merit: 1005
November 30, 2011, 09:08:33 PM
#3
At least horses will be worth more now.  Unwanted horses generally only sell for a couple hundred or so, if that, because they have to be shipped up to Canada to be slaughtered.
hero member
Activity: 588
Merit: 500
Coinabul - Gold Unbarred
November 30, 2011, 09:05:37 PM
#2
mmmhhmm I love me some Jello
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