We will all be Jews come 2015 $98k
That'd suck. It's like a particularly enormous Moose/Elk/Mason lodge or whatever. We'd have to give interest-free loans to each other and get each other jobs. We'd have to give up bacon-wrapped pork, and if someone a couple states over needs a 220V line run and, we're obligated to answer the call if the local Rabbi can't find a suitable local person in the tradeskill rolodex.Christians know how to do it. Give a few bucks to the church each Sunday, maybe volunteer for an event your kid's attending once a year, then forget about it until next Sunday or when it's time to vote. If you're particularly devout, you go stand in front of the nearest Planned Parenthood on Saturdays with a sad expression. Then someone makes a joke, "heh, if there were any more Jews, Jesus would've been aborted," and everyone has a case of the giggles until it's time to head home - except the creepy old Eastern European guy who found the joke to ring true and has decided to visit Alex Jones sites to figure out how to stop time-traveling Jews from aborting Jesus.
