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Topic: Getting Old? (Read 1074 times)

legendary
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October 08, 2015, 04:16:44 AM
#28
I felt really old a while back when I was at the shop.
A young mother told her kid that was running infront of me "Do not disturb that old man"

Awww.
legendary
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October 08, 2015, 04:14:46 AM
#27
My hair is starting to look like it's full of xmas tinsel. Fucking growing mylar out of my head now. Why must nature dox my age like this?

This 90 year life span we currently have is a joke.
hero member
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October 08, 2015, 02:25:46 AM
#26
I felt really old a while back when I was at the shop.
A young mother told her kid that was running infront of me "Do not disturb that old man"
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October 07, 2015, 10:33:21 PM
#25
when i see my sisters child Smiley i'm single man Smiley
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October 07, 2015, 06:48:27 PM
#24
Sometimes i run into vice city songs..
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October 07, 2015, 06:43:50 PM
#23
I feel very old when i see some high school students and remember that i was one of them five years ago. It seems like the time flies. I finished faculty but still i feel young there is a lot of life in front of me.
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October 07, 2015, 04:05:34 PM
#22
kids at the park running  Sad


i'm kinda one of that kids
 Cheesy Grin
legendary
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October 07, 2015, 03:54:37 PM
#21
You know what makes me feel old? now people refer to me as sir. even on the street.
I used to like when they called me kid... it was beautiful Tongue

Also, listening to some weird of your friends saying "oh look at that butt!" And I'm like.. hey, I bet 10 bucks she isn't even legal age what you are talking about.
I'm getting old fast.
vip
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October 07, 2015, 03:46:36 PM
#20
As a kid, I used to look forward to meeting up with old farts because off their unique demeanor. Now, I'm that old fart passing the love.
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October 07, 2015, 08:53:52 AM
#19
Nothing makes me feel old. I'm young forever!
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September 05, 2015, 04:03:21 PM
#18
So my manager wanted to hook me up with her niece (before the niece started working). Once she started, around six months later, we started flirting...but I quickly cut off all communication because the girl was nuts.  I find out the manager is now pissed at me for flirting with her niece, all because I'm seven years older (the niece is way above legal lol). Wtf?

Just goes to show how age really doesn't matter...!
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September 04, 2015, 10:54:11 PM
#17
Young hunks playing the field.
That makes me jealous.  Grin
^.^
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September 04, 2015, 05:00:05 PM
#16
I run into bootcamps over and over when going to work out in parks. The instructors must all read the same handbook.
Get in the way of any other workouts going on,stare down anyone not in the bootcamp,yell as loud as you can as soon as anyones ear is in 4 feet of them "Keep it up,30 seconds" and talk about their diet to people that obviously are not training to be superstars.
Nothing against people getting in shape but I have a issue when the taxes pay for the park and they act like a gang that needs to control the turf.

There is a oval track and people run/ walk around it. People already walking the track have to walk off the track to get around a bootcamp yoyo in each lane doing planks,burpees or running that stupid stretched out ladder. The funny thing is one bootcamp leaves and another arrives and they all put the people through the exact same workout.
Why anyone would pay to be yelled at when they got the routine figured out in 3 classes.

Go back and forth if I want to be a asshole and speak on it. At some point I can not go to war with every person I see. Grin

Really want to piss them off get a box of doughnuts sit or stand pretty close to them eating them... It anoys them sooooo much
legendary
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September 04, 2015, 11:49:14 AM
#15
The fact that I qualify for AARP bugs the shit out of me. I don't really know why. Hey, at least I don't qualify for social security yet, so I got that goin for me.
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September 04, 2015, 11:42:19 AM
#14
You need to drag that kid out of his car and hit him over the head with Dr Dre-The Chronic LP. Playing shit like 2Chainz should be illegal
legendary
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September 04, 2015, 11:40:06 AM
#13
I look 10 years younger than that I did 10 years ago. In fact the guys at the licensing bureau thought they made a mistake and pulled a decades old picture from their files and used on my license. ROFL

I always get asked for my ID whenever I need to buy alchohol so I just get it out before hand lmao.

Also, a lot more now I'm thinking about finance and global economics, though I think that's more of a knowledge thing rather than an age thing because there are people twice my age who don't know about that.
legendary
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September 04, 2015, 11:37:36 AM
#12
Get off my lawn!  Tongue

No, but seriously, it bugs me when neighborhood kids will go on other people's properties.
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September 04, 2015, 11:23:42 AM
#11
I run into bootcamps over and over when going to work out in parks. The instructors must all read the same handbook.
Get in the way of any other workouts going on,stare down anyone not in the bootcamp,yell as loud as you can as soon as anyones ear is in 4 feet of them "Keep it up,30 seconds" and talk about their diet to people that obviously are not training to be superstars.
Nothing against people getting in shape but I have a issue when the taxes pay for the park and they act like a gang that needs to control the turf.

There is a oval track and people run/ walk around it. People already walking the track have to walk off the track to get around a bootcamp yoyo in each lane doing planks,burpees or running that stupid stretched out ladder. The funny thing is one bootcamp leaves and another arrives and they all put the people through the exact same workout.
Why anyone would pay to be yelled at when they got the routine figured out in 3 classes.

Go back and forth if I want to be a asshole and speak on it. At some point I can not go to war with every person I see. Grin
legendary
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September 04, 2015, 06:29:50 AM
#10
kids at the park running  Sad

They have parks for old people where its quite and they can see all there dear old friends....
.....its called a Graveyard!!!!
It contains kids 💀also 👿

Kids.. Kids everywhere 🚼😤
^.^
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September 04, 2015, 05:18:39 AM
#9
kids at the park running  Sad

They have parks for old people where its quite and they can see all there dear old friends....
.....its called a Graveyard!!!!
^.^
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September 04, 2015, 05:16:07 AM
#8

.... blast his Wacka Flocka rap or 2chains. Not only does he bump it late on a week night.....


I have no idea what this is.

Its grumpy old man talk for
"He plays rap music to loud"
Why people have to try and slang stuff up is stupid
Yes I'm 12 an look I speaky English too Cheesy
Bloody old people always complaining
eid
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September 04, 2015, 04:12:31 AM
#7

.... blast his Wacka Flocka rap or 2chains. Not only does he bump it late on a week night.....


I have no idea what this is.
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September 04, 2015, 03:27:56 AM
#6
kids at the park running  Sad

Well thats normal right? kids running in the park.
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September 04, 2015, 12:34:14 AM
#5

The only downside is I can't be in direct sunlight without getting severe radiation burns and florescent lights are a motherfucker.  Cheesy

I'm pretty sure those are common annoyances, regardless of age...

I look ~15 years younger than I am, so I know how that feels...it should work out in our favor later on in life though, right?  Cheesy
legendary
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September 03, 2015, 10:09:00 PM
#4
I look 10 years younger than that I did 10 years ago. In fact the guys at the licensing bureau thought they made a mistake and pulled a decades old picture from their files and used on my license. ROFL

The only downside is I can't be in direct sunlight without getting severe radiation burns and florescent lights are a motherfucker.  Cheesy
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September 03, 2015, 09:51:45 PM
#3
kids at the park running  Sad

Kids around my way are not just running they got the parachutes,kettlebells,weighted ropes,weighted vests and those weighted balls.
I watch them doing things on the stairs that are just begging to blow out a knee. Jealous! Hell yeah I am. Its crazy what some kids are doing at such a young age.
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September 03, 2015, 09:33:22 PM
#2
kids at the park running  Sad
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September 03, 2015, 09:19:27 PM
#1
Lets talk about issues that bug you and make you feel like you are getting old...


Neighbors kid comes home around 11-Midnight and never fails to blast his Wacka Flocka rap or 2chains. Not only does he bump it late on a week night,he
sits in his car,in the driveway listening to it. When I was a kid I did the same thing but lately it grates on me. My sleep is all I got left in this world dammit!!
Hate that I cringe when I hear his beats entering the street,what happened to me!

Give me some things that make you feel old.
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