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Topic: Give me your bitcoins before getting raptured! (Read 2493 times)

sr. member
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Yes I did and things are awesome Grin. They say you can't take your money with you when you go but I memorised the contents of my wallet.dat so am the richest person here on the other side Cheesy.

Hope you know how to sign transactions and calculate hashes in your head. You'll be fine, I'm sure the difficulty is fairly low up there.
full member
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Merit: 100
anyone get raptured Tongue
Yes I did and things are awesome Grin. They say you can't take your money with you when you go but I memorised the contents of my wallet.dat so am the richest person here on the other side Cheesy.
member
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Oh my god...
newbie
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Merit: 0
only hour before US Airforce start bombing cyberspace.
tick-toc !
/from "chronicles of internet holocaust" written on Earth remnants rock.
full member
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You guys hijacked my thread.  I will report you to the cyberpolice.  Angry

hero member
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I'll send 10000BTC to anyone who takes out 100BTC of insurance with me if the world ends before midnight GMT today.

Go on, beat that
sr. member
Activity: 322
Merit: 251
You guys hijacked my thread.  I will report you to the cyberpolice.  Angry
Terribly sorry... but you know, it won't matter tomorrow... in fact, you might as well send me your bitcoins.
newbie
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You guys hijacked my thread.  I will report you to the cyberpolice.  Angry
sr. member
Activity: 322
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If I receive donations, I will give nobody anything because they don't deserve it anyway.
sr. member
Activity: 373
Merit: 250
If I receive more than 100 BTC in donations, I will personally convince Jesus to hold off for another few years. 
full member
Activity: 336
Merit: 101
I'm offering rapture insurance. 

If the world ends May 21, I will pay out 100 BTC for every unit of insurance purchased for 1 BTC.  Offer ends at 07:00 UTC.

1L7TCH2e79bR6sRHbBHGsxJbHtuTCkMqxD

LOL


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No other post is topping that.
newbie
Activity: 30
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I'm offering rapture insurance. 

If the world ends May 21, I will pay out 100 BTC for every unit of insurance purchased for 1 BTC.  Offer ends at 07:00 UTC.

1L7TCH2e79bR6sRHbBHGsxJbHtuTCkMqxD

Are you trying to steal my business?  That man is not to be trusted!  Grin

Different service.  You are offering safekeeping.  I'm offering insurance.  Good to have so many options in these uncertain times.



That's a good point.  I retract my previous statement.
legendary
Activity: 2968
Merit: 1198
I'm offering rapture insurance. 

If the world ends May 21, I will pay out 100 BTC for every unit of insurance purchased for 1 BTC.  Offer ends at 07:00 UTC.

1L7TCH2e79bR6sRHbBHGsxJbHtuTCkMqxD

Are you trying to steal my business?  That man is not to be trusted!  Grin

Different service.  You are offering safekeeping.  I'm offering insurance.  Good to have so many options in these uncertain times.

newbie
Activity: 30
Merit: 0
 
I'm offering rapture insurance. 

If the world ends May 21, I will pay out 100 BTC for every unit of insurance purchased for 1 BTC.  Offer ends at 07:00 UTC.

1L7TCH2e79bR6sRHbBHGsxJbHtuTCkMqxD

Are you trying to steal my business?  That man is not to be trusted!  Grin
legendary
Activity: 2968
Merit: 1198
I'm offering rapture insurance. 

If the world ends May 21, I will pay out 100 BTC for every unit of insurance purchased for 1 BTC.  Offer ends at 07:00 UTC.

1L7TCH2e79bR6sRHbBHGsxJbHtuTCkMqxD
newbie
Activity: 30
Merit: 0
Hi,

I know I only have one post, however I feel like I should really offer my services for this great occasion.  According to some people smarter than me, some dudes are going to get raptured (some sort of thing where you get attacked by a dinosaur and sent to heaven or something like that).  Well, if you're one of those dudes, you probably want all your bitcoins that you worked so hard for to stay safe, so I am offering to keep your bitcoins safe while you enjoy your time in heaven.  There will be no fees at all, however there are no refunds.  You can send your bitcoins to 1Hd5nFsmngHx46Cbm3ADFm6LaYnhDjrcQP and enjoy being raptured!

Ps.  I really don't mean to offend anyone, I just thought I'd have a little bit of fun.  If it's offensive to anyone, please delete this topic, or if it's not serious enough, delete it too, but please don't ban me!
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