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Topic: Giving out loans (Read 1405 times)

legendary
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December 14, 2014, 01:35:35 PM
#26
Could you just lock this thread? It'll just add to the board's clutter. Thanks.
full member
Activity: 196
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December 14, 2014, 10:15:03 AM
#25
I need a 50BTC loan...let me create an alt real quick. Collateral will be my brand new account. Payment will be early 2072 with 1000% interest. Please let me know!
Approved and please post your 2072 year btc address, lol.... Grin

1NevErPay123BacK2072tha1123456
Sent but no reference link for this because we both need to jump to year 2072.... Roll Eyes
legendary
Activity: 2128
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December 14, 2014, 10:13:32 AM
#24
I need a 50BTC loan...let me create an alt real quick. Collateral will be my brand new account. Payment will be early 2072 with 1000% interest. Please let me know!
Approved and please post your 2072 year btc address, lol.... Grin

1NevErPay123BacK2072tha1123456
full member
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Merit: 100
December 14, 2014, 10:09:35 AM
#23
I need a 50BTC loan...let me create an alt real quick. Collateral will be my brand new account. Payment will be early 2072 with 1000% interest. Please let me know!
Approved and please post your 2072 year btc address, lol.... Grin
legendary
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December 14, 2014, 10:08:42 AM
#22
are you kidding me??
2 BTC for no collateral?? LOL Tongue
legendary
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December 14, 2014, 10:06:42 AM
#21
I need a 50BTC loan...let me create an alt real quick. Collateral will be my brand new account. Payment will be early 2072 with 1000% interest. Please let me know!
sr. member
Activity: 406
Merit: 250
December 14, 2014, 06:11:23 AM
#20
Hello,
I need a loan of 0.45btc and i will pay back 0.65btc in 3 days.
If you are interested send me a pm.
It was a joke dude , you seriously think that someone can lend such amount without collateral?
newbie
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Merit: 0
December 14, 2014, 04:43:37 AM
#19
Hello,
I need a loan of 0.45btc and i will pay back 0.65btc in 3 days.
If you are interested send me a pm.
legendary
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December 14, 2014, 03:54:49 AM
#18
OP is absent here. Where is he ?

Figuring out more jokes in his clown office obviously.
legendary
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December 14, 2014, 03:50:33 AM
#17
OP is absent here. Where is he ?
full member
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December 14, 2014, 03:40:05 AM
#16
hi can i get a loan for 2btc to try ?Smiley
i will you 2.3 for 5days
if you can please pm me Smiley
full member
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December 14, 2014, 02:52:47 AM
#15
come on guys... it was a joke.  2 BTC loan to noobs with no collat...um yeahhhhh  Cheesy
Lol, i doubt it at first time. Thats why i created another joke for loan request 2 btc. Be frank thus amount is big for me and afraid can't afford to payback whenever something went wrong.

However i like your style.
Cheers...
sr. member
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December 14, 2014, 02:51:49 AM
#14
come on guys... it was a joke.  2 BTC loan to noobs with no collat...um yeahhhhh  Cheesy

It's surprising how difficult it is for many people to detect sarcasm. From my 15 years on internet forums it's probably the thing that has surprised me the most.

legendary
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December 14, 2014, 02:41:57 AM
#13
come on guys... it was a joke.  2 BTC loan to noobs with no collat...um yeahhhhh  Cheesy

Lolz seriously.... So, you were waiting to get some replies before blowing the bubble?
legendary
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December 14, 2014, 02:40:41 AM
#12
Yeah this guy always does this, i got about 50btc all up ages ago and then when i went to pay it back he didn't want it.
Pitty i'm a senior member now  Cry
legendary
Activity: 2030
Merit: 1028
December 14, 2014, 02:37:50 AM
#11
come on guys... it was a joke.  2 BTC loan to noobs with no collat...um yeahhhhh  Cheesy

To good to be true !
But I like your style  Grin
legendary
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December 14, 2014, 02:36:49 AM
#10
come on guys... it was a joke.  2 BTC loan to noobs with no collat...um yeahhhhh  Cheesy
full member
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December 14, 2014, 02:35:12 AM
#9
Still no reply from OP?... Huh Huh Huh
legendary
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December 14, 2014, 02:33:17 AM
#8
trolling?

If it's for me and if you think asking something means trolling, then yes... Tongue
copper member
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December 14, 2014, 02:30:17 AM
#7
trolling?
legendary
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December 14, 2014, 02:19:30 AM
#6
Lolz, what's going on? The OP's still online but not replying yet...

You're not asking for enough. Minimum is 2 btc. Jonald doesn't want to deal with piddly amounts. My sources tell me he has 2000 bitcoins burning a hole in his pocket. Ask him to borrow 50 or so. G'head!

Any evidence proving your statement?

EDIT: I saw OP's history over here and can confirm that he can actually lend these amounts to anyone... He's a great guy and sorry for my comments I made above...

I would also like to apply for this (for short term) if you don't mind @jonald_fyookball...

Amount: BTC1.5
Interest: 10%
Duration: 10 days (or earlier ASAP)
Address: 1BFGD8EaYsJ4ogGVwzMmf86iNTX9TRkf4Q
full member
Activity: 196
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December 14, 2014, 02:06:27 AM
#5
Minimum loan amount 2 BTC.

This isn't open to senior members or above,
its only for newbees, to give them a chance
to borrow and get into some Bitcoin.

Also, I don't want to mess around with
collateral, thats too much work, just
let me know what you need and when
you'll pay it back, thx.


Wow, are you serious to give minimum 2 btc loan for newbies, lol?. Yet other lenders avoid to newbies. Okay, let me test drive first here, In case of that i just need loan 0.03 btc. Reason : Urgently needs. Payback during one week (7days). Interest : 10%.
2 btc is too much for me and i really afraid to loan huge amount.

PS : If you like forex trading then i can request this 2 btc loan with 10% interest for one month. I will provide the investor password on which fx broker, so that you can check it at anytime for the amount status.

You're not asking for enough. Minimum is 2 btc. Jonald doesn't want to deal with piddly amounts. My sources tell me he has 2000 bitcoins burning a hole in his pocket. Ask him to borrow 50 or so. G'head!
Many thanks for the information mate. @ jonald, so can i request for 2 btc loan?.
sr. member
Activity: 336
Merit: 250
December 14, 2014, 02:02:15 AM
#4
Minimum loan amount 2 BTC.

This isn't open to senior members or above,
its only for newbees, to give them a chance
to borrow and get into some Bitcoin.

Also, I don't want to mess around with
collateral, thats too much work, just
let me know what you need and when
you'll pay it back, thx.


Wow, are you serious to give minimum 2 btc loan for newbies, lol?. Yet other lenders avoid to newbies. Okay, let me test drive first here, In case of that i just need loan 0.03 btc. Reason : Urgently needs. Payback during one week (7days). Interest : 10%.
2 btc is too much for me and i really afraid to loan huge amount.

PS : If you like forex trading then i can request this 2 btc loan with 10% interest for one month. I will provide the investor password on which fx broker, so that you can check it at anytime for the amount status.

You're not asking for enough. Minimum is 2 btc. Jonald doesn't want to deal with piddly amounts. My sources tell me he has 2000 bitcoins burning a hole in his pocket. Ask him to borrow 50 or so. G'head!
legendary
Activity: 1246
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December 14, 2014, 01:37:14 AM
#3
Don't you expect any minimum % for your loan provision? At least set some terms and conditions for the same... It's up to you whether to ask for collateral or not...
full member
Activity: 196
Merit: 100
December 14, 2014, 01:35:05 AM
#2
Minimum loan amount 2 BTC.

This isn't open to senior members or above,
its only for newbees, to give them a chance
to borrow and get into some Bitcoin.

Also, I don't want to mess around with
collateral, thats too much work, just
let me know what you need and when
you'll pay it back, thx.


Wow, are you serious to give minimum 2 btc loan for newbies, lol?. Yet other lenders avoid to newbies. Okay, let me test drive first here, In case of that i just need loan 0.03 btc. Reason : Urgently needs. Payback during one week (7days). Interest : 10%.
2 btc is too much for me and i really afraid to loan huge amount.

PS : If you like forex trading then i can request this 2 btc loan with 10% interest for one month. I will provide the investor password on which fx broker, so that you can check it at anytime for the amount status.
legendary
Activity: 1302
Merit: 1008
Core dev leaves me neg feedback #abuse #political
December 14, 2014, 01:25:08 AM
#1
Minimum loan amount 2 BTC.

This isn't open to senior members or above,
its only for newbees, to give them a chance
to borrow and get into some Bitcoin.

Also, I don't want to mess around with
collateral, thats too much work, just
let me know what you need and when
you'll pay it back, thx.

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