Some ideas for inside the note include:
*Have fun cleaning this sh*t up!
*HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
*Karma got you!
*You must LOVE glitter or you really p*ssed someone off!
*Enjoy your unicorn poop!
*any other idea you have, just no threats/abusive notes (if you put something that I find offensive/threatening, I reserve the right to make it tasteful)
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Unique idea. I like it! Can't think of anyone I would want to harass like this, though. Side note: if you do get a threatening/offensive message, it would be a good idea not to process that order at all, as that could be you assisting someone that is already prohibited from contact with another party and lead to complications.