Now, let's get the goat!
Topic: Going home from the pub, almost hit an elephant! (Read 3922 times)
Now, let's get the goat!
So, on my chopper after having a few at the local pub, pull out and almost crash into a guy on an elephant!
While the elephant:
So, going home after my mud bath, I almost crash into a goat on a chopper! Pretty weird huh?
Goat walks up to the bar.
Bartender: Not you again!
Goat: I'll have what I had last night.
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Bartender: Not you again!
Goat: I'll have what I had last night.
On a somewhat related topic, apparently during the last months near my home the seagulls fought with the parrots, driving them away from their trees.
Not sure where have they run away, maybe they even scattered in little groups.
A pity, nothing against the seagulls, but I liked parrots!
Not sure where have they run away, maybe they even scattered in little groups.
A pity, nothing against the seagulls, but I liked parrots!
You drink some wicked shit!
On a somewhat related topic, apparently during the last months near my home the seagulls fought with the parrots, driving them away from their trees.
Not sure where have they run away, maybe they even scattered in little groups.
A pity, nothing against the seagulls, but I liked parrots!
Not sure where have they run away, maybe they even scattered in little groups.
A pity, nothing against the seagulls, but I liked parrots!
You drink some wicked shit!
On a somewhat related topic, apparently during the last months near my home the seagulls fought with the parrots, driving them away from their trees.
Not sure where have they run away, maybe they even scattered in little groups.
A pity, nothing against the seagulls, but I liked parrots!
Not sure where have they run away, maybe they even scattered in little groups.
A pity, nothing against the seagulls, but I liked parrots!
Nothing wrong with sex with a goat! Just ask Jesus or my wife!
I think you found the only public photo of Jesus with my wife.
Impressed!
That was from the old album. Here's something more recent.
Nothing wrong with sex with a goat! Just ask Jesus or my wife!
After speaking with Elephant, Officer started piecing together what really happened after Goat left the bar.
Now that you've listened to the lies by that fuckin' drunk goat, let me tell you what really happened! 
First, officer, do I look massive to you? No! Do you see a rider? No! Do you smell alcohol on the goat's breath? Yes! Case closed!
First, officer, do I look massive to you? No! Do you see a rider? No! Do you smell alcohol on the goat's breath? Yes! Case closed!
A pink elephant, you mean? I hate it when that happens. Time to knock off the boozing, goat
automatically your fault farang.
So, on my chopper after having a few at the local pub, pull out and almost crash into a guy on an elephant!
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