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Topic: Good things to say at an interview for mcdonalds? (Read 757 times)

sr. member
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"Our family doesn't really talk about this, but in the spirit of full disclosure I need to mention it.  The Hamburglar is my uncle.  (On my dad's side of course)  I don't have any idea of his where-abouts.  Of course I would contact the authorities right away if I did."
legendary
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Tell them you worked long hours as an indentured servant for 3 years.
global moderator
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In a world of peaches, don't ask for apple sauce


THIS! The more metal protruding from your skull the better. Don't forget to don't bath and speak in a some foreign tongue.

Once hired, fake a fall and collect a paycheck for the rest of your life.
And that's enough to set you for life. Why don't all those bank robbers simply do this? Cheesy
legendary
Activity: 1918
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Bitcoin: An Idea Worth Spending


THIS! The more metal protruding from your skull the better. Don't forget to don't bath and speak in a some foreign tongue.

Once hired, fake a fall and collect a paycheck for the rest of your life.
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(I hate the over-usage of 'swag', however this is the process.)
legendary
Activity: 1918
Merit: 1570
Bitcoin: An Idea Worth Spending
Just please tell me what I should say to get the job.

What next?

I used a racial slur while clocked in. Just please tell me what I should say to keep my job during tomorrow's inquisition.
legendary
Activity: 1862
Merit: 1011
Reverse engineer from time to time
If you tell them you don't like sports, they will definitely take you.
global moderator
Activity: 3766
Merit: 2610
In a world of peaches, don't ask for apple sauce
You're interviewing at McDonalds. You'll get by with "Ouch, thing hot thing." and "Urgor want meat."
Yeah, as long as you can stand straight, you'll get through fine.
hero member
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You're interviewing at McDonalds. You'll get by with "Ouch, thing hot thing." and "Urgor want meat."
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Just please tell me what I should say to get the job.
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