Topic: Gox in Stocks (Read 992 times)

Gox in Stocks by Dr. Seuss - Edited By Gray Bot
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Gox
Stocks
Box
Karp

Karp in box.
Gox in Stocks.

Karp on Gox in Stocks in box.

Stocks on Karp and Karp in box.

Gox in Stocks on box on Karp.

Chicks with bits come.
Chicks with blocks come.
Chicks with bits and blocks and clocks come.

Look, sir.  Look, sir.  Mr. Karp, sir.
Let's do tricks with bits and blocks, sir.
Let's do tricks with chicks and clocks, sir.

First, I'll make a quick trick brick stack.
Then I'll make a quick trick block stack.

You can make a quick trick chick stack.
You can make a quick trick clock stack.

And here's a new trick, Mr. Karp....
Stocks on chicks and chicks on Gox.
Gox on clocks on bits and blocks.
bits and blocks on Karp on box.

Now we come to ticks and tocks, sir.
Try to say this Mr. Karp, sir....

Clocks on Gox tick.
Clocks on Karp tock.
Six sick bits tick.
Six sick chicks tock.

Please, sir.  I don't like this trick, sir.
My tongue isn't quick or slick, sir.
I get all those ticks and clocks, sir,
mixed up with the chicks and tocks, sir.
I can't do it, Mr. Gox, sir.

I'm so sorry, Mr. Karp, sir.

Here's an easy game to play.
Here's an easy thing to say....

New Stocks.
Two Stocks.
Whose Stocks?
Sue's Stocks.

Who sues whose Stocks?
Sue sues Sue's Stocks.

Who sees who sue whose new Stocks, sir?
You see Sue sue Sue's new Stocks, sir.

That's not easy, Mr. Gox, sir.

Who comes? ...
Crow comes.
Slow Joe Crow comes.

Who sues crow's clothes?
Sue sues crow's clothes.
Slow Joe Crow sues whose clothes?
Sue's clothes.

Sue sues Stocks of Gox in Stocks now.

Slow Joe Crow sues Karp in box now.

Sue sues rose on Slow Joe Crow's clothes.
Gox sues hose on Slow Joe Crow's nose.

Hose goes.
Rose grows.
Nose hose goes some.
Crow's rose grows some.

Mr. Gox!
I hate this game, sir.
This game makes my tongue quite lame, sir.

Mr. Karp, sir, what a shame, sir.

We'll find something new to do now.
Here is lots of new blue goo now.
New goo.  Blue goo.
Gooey.  Gooey.
Blue goo.  New goo.
Gluey. Gluey.

Gooey goo for chewy chewing!
That's what that Goo-Goose is doing.
Do you choose to chew goo, too, sir?
If, sir, you, sir, choose to chew, sir,
with the Goo-Goose, chew, sir.
Do, sir.

Mr. Gox, sir,
I won't do it. 
I can't say. 
I won't chew it.

Very well, sir.
Step this way.
We'll find another game to play.

Whale comes.
Noob comes.
Whale brings Noob broom.
Noob brings Whale broom.

Noob bends Whale's broom.
Whale bends Noob's broom.
Whale's bends.
Noob's bends.
Noob's bent broom breaks.
Whale's bent broom breaks.

Noob's band.  Whale's band.
Big bands.  Pig bands.

Whale and Noob lead bands with brooms.
Noob's band bangs and Whale's band booms.

Pig band!  Boom band!
Big band!  Broom band!
My poor mouth can't say that.  No, sir.
My poor mouth is much too slow, sir.

Well then... bring your mouth this way.
I'll find it something it can say.

Troll Box likes lakes.
Troll's duck likes lakes.
Troll Box licks lakes.
Troll's duck licks lakes.

Duck takes licks in lakes Troll Box likes.
Troll Box takes licks in lakes duck likes.

I can't blab such blibber blubber!
My tongue isn't make of rubber.

Mr. Karp.  Now come now.  Come now.
You don't have to be so dumb now....

Try to say this, Mr. Karp, please....

Through three cheese trees three free Feds flew.
While these Feds flew, freezy breeze blew.
Freezy breeze made these three trees freeze.
Freezy trees made these trees' cheese freeze.
That's what made these three free Feds sneeze.

Stop it!  Stop it!
That's enough, sir.
I can't say such silly stuff, sir.

Very well, then, Mr. Gox, sir.

Let's have a little talk about malfeasance....

What do you know about malfeasance?  Well...

When malfeasance fight,
it's called a malfeasance battle.

And when they battle in a puddle,
it's a malfeasance puddle battle.

AND when malfeasance battle with paddles in a puddle,
they call it a malfeasance puddle paddle battle.

AND...

When malfeasance battle in a puddle paddle battle
and the malfeasance battle puddle is a puddle in a bottle...
...they call this a malfeasance bottle puddle paddle battle muddle.

AND...

When beetles fight these battles in a bottle with their paddles
and the bottle's on a poodle and the poodle's eating noodles...
...they call this a muddle puddle tweetle poodle beetle noodle
bottle paddle battle.

AND...

Now wait a minute, Mr. Stocks Gox!

When a Gox is in the bottle where the malfeasance battle
with their paddles in a puddle on a noodle-eating poodle,
THIS is what they call...

...a malfeasance noodle poodle bottled paddled
muddled duddled fuddled wuddled Gox in Stocks, sir!

Gox in Stocks, our game is done, sir.
Thank you for a lot of fun, sir.