Topic: Help bring peace with your money (Read 3183 times)

True incarnation of something that's for sure..... positive energy and karma wouldn't be my first choice.

I beg you pardon

And ehm.. can I have something of what you are smoking?

the incarnation of "a new age of peace and eternal bliss", perhaps?

he is not 4chan, he is the true incarnation of positive energy and karma

Of course, we'll meet up after the concert and I'll let you touch my magical crystal.  You may want to start with something simple like floating, but what do I know, you may quickly find the power to shoot lasers via eye and blow up things with said lasers simultaneously.

I dub thee Dpietilla the IInd.

Seriously, who let 4chan in here?

Jokes on you all, I've been worshiping Dank for years! Oh Jesus Dank, since I was your first disciple, can you pass some Voodoo onto me? I'd like to be able to shoot lasers, and blow things up with my mind, or something similar.

You must have been when you asked to borrow ~1.2M Bitcoins (yes, that's "M" for Million): https://bitcointalksearch.org/topic/1-10-mil-usd-btc-loan-request-87215

Do not do opiates.

Someone needs to put the Opium pipe DOWN...

I concur. Nobody bounced on my F2 reference, which makes me very disappointed.
Maybe I'll have more luck in off-topic sub.

Move to off topic please

Yes sublime, I stare into the sun to become one with it.  A wise friend said the sun provided knowledge, he was right.

And recently my neighbors dog had cancer and was scheduled to die within 6 weeks or so.  I had just learned about quantum healing and thought I'd give it a try.  After having a dream of petting the dog, I meditated and believed Sam was healthy, I kept reaffirming that belief into my head.  I did it sitting, I did it playing guitar, every now and then.

Sam is healthy now, you judge.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B-J7cnUV28Q

Dank, did they let you out of rehab early?  Did you escape again?  Go back! 

Holy shit.

Maybe if you've got a spare moment, do you think you could sort out Fukushima with your two friends. It's pretty urgent.

i knew it.. you blew your mind into the sun.

 

I believe I should be allowed for conversation to convince potential investors.

Sublime, there is something to it, we're all connected.  I've reached 60.

It's why everybody that went to the beach with me did acid and left believing in god.

Dank, I like you man. But holy shit you're fucking retarded

Why talk in the bitcoinworld?  You can surely get a better audience in the offline world, if you are jesus 

Dude read this thing.. dont move this shit it is completely nuts. You should make this post the home page

I have meet a couple people like dank on wide spread panic lots. Meet a couple guys that would take finger prints on ergot. Take like 100 hits of lsd at a time. They sounded a lot like dank..shit maybe they know something we dont, but I would bet there is a screw lose some where.

If the conversation is no longer about a loan, this should be moved to "Off topic"

Seer would be a good word.  I am Jesus and so are you, we all share one soul.

I'd rather bring you heaven BorderBits.

The wheel in the sky is infinitely large, yet infinitely small.  It may spin very fast or very slow.  It's all perspective.

I really fancy this forum. I've always wanted to meet a hubologist.
Care to tell me more about the wheel in the sky, please?

The Star Father will love you if you let him.

Damnit Dank, take your medicine, stop getting arrested, get a job, and stop asking people for money. 

Reminder: This is how Jimmy Hendrix sounded like after what, a year and a half of practice?

https://soundcloud.com/dankm

So, you are some sort of a physic seer, and a part of jesus?

Two friends and I have held back a piece of a cloud from moving with the power of our mind.  I've seen people's emotions cause weather changes, I notice I have a bit of control over the weather, it's as much as you believe.

I am the second coming of jesus, my brain is not damaged (except for the invega) but merely changed.  I speak from the other side, we share different perspectives.

All your perspectives will shift towards my perspectives over the next years, we all believe the same thing whether it happens when your alive or dead.

Universal truth is not measured in mass appeal.  Simply if is positive.

A question:  Do you take any medication?  Why is your brain so......  (insert insult here) up?

I enlighten the world by reducing my ego.  I give you the wisdom you need to find god.  I can't help everybody in person, but this way, I can help everybody.

I have all the answers to the world's problems.  Nobody wants to hear me out though, people would rather judge something they don't understand instead of seeking to understand.

Hurricanes, tsunamis, disease, don't have to exist, we cause them to exist by negativity.  It's quantum physics, we are the conscious controllers of our universe.

I have never read this guys post because of the scammer tag... bat shit crazy!

But funny

Yes, they could be anything, so why doubt one thing over another?

UFO stands for: Unidentified Flying Object.
This could mean a wide variety of things.

You have a different perspective than me clearly (greed is good).

Have you ever seen a UFO?  UFOs are spirits.

Try believing instead of doubting, the universe is infinite.

Why not start right now?

2022 will arrive and you'll apply for an extension. The excuses will flow.

*facepalm*

Let me just say, so you know.  They total amount you laugh at me in your lifetime for my beliefs, you will laugh at yourself when I float.

(karma)

He dipped off the forums over the time I had planned to be assassinated.  I would rather pay squall back myself, when I have lots of money, for I am going to repay squall much more than he loaned to me.  He was the only person at the time to believe in me and help me out.  I couldn't have made it this far without him.

I think I'll buy him a nice car or something, or money if he wants it, I need to get a hold of him.

So run us through you repayment schedule you've obviously arranged with him.

Of course, if you haven't arranged one, we can have 100% assurance you have no intention of paying him back.

Wait, so that previous loan request, where you asked for 40% of all Bitcoins then in existence, didn't work out?

Surely nobody must believe in Jesus on this forum.

If I wanted to scam people I would become a scammer on SR, where it's anonymous and all.

But that's bad karma, there are always souls watching over you and they can help you if you believe they will, when you're at peace.

Stealing things doesn't put you at peace, which is why I want to pay back squall.

Welcome back Dank. You are definitely a scammer, but you wacky craziness does make me laugh. I am sure you will provide much entertainment for all.

At least you put some creative effort into your scams I guess.

I borrowed 75 BTC from squall22 last year when BTC was priced at about ten dollars through the Dank Bank program I had running.  I was planning on being assassinated last year when I noticed people hinting threats and I misspent the money.  I lost over $500 on two separate occasions which convinced me to stop the trade I had practiced to earn money at the time, I thought I wouldn't need it.

I began giving away all of my possessions, as I didn't think I would need them.

Early this year, Hell's Angels made presence around my friends house for months.  Same bikes, same souped up 350z's, same revving of the engine as they passed the house.  They spray painted THEY KILLED BAMBI, GET HIGH NIGGA and KILLRS.  I laid on the back lawn one night so they could assassinate me (what I thought would happen is they would kill me, bitcoin forum would take notice, world takes notice, economy collapses and society breaks down for a concert to be organized.  I would descend from the sky, like a UFO and bring peace.)

For one reason or another, they decided not to kill me.  I think it's because no matter how heartless some people may seem, we are all good people.  We don't want earth destroyed further than it has been.

I've paid squall back 23 BTC, I plan to pay him back fully if I can get in contact with him again.  I will pay him back within my life.

I've become a lot more responsible since I loaned to squall, I would squeeze by on loans with dollars to spare.  I have a plan and loans are not the base of the plan anymore.

I'd say we are equal.  Actions do speak louder than words, which is why you will all believe me when I float at the concert, just as St. Joseph and Yogi Pullavar did.  I know someone personally who has floated and I know someone who has witnessed their iPhone float.

I've levitated and flown in dreams.  Dreams are heaven.  They are real.  If we make earth heaven by reducing the negative energy, our greatest dreams will come true.

Open your mind to the possibilities.

Perhaps I'm not a scammer, just a kid who fucked up once and needs to be forgiven.


the joint, dreams don't equal realities, let's live in this world, I am now.

Dank, I had a dream that you returned to me the million dollars that I loaned to you in my other dream.  So, I want my million dollars.  I know it can happen because you did it in my dream.

Do you see your fucking activity tag, dumbass?

Why scammers still allowed to post?

No, he blew it all on drugs.

Maybe he plans to trade it first then return the capital when he gets good profit.

Have you paid back those coins you stole yet?

Hi, I'm Sean Martin.  Last year, I found my soul along with understanding and peace.  I have accessed the akashic records.  I found my life goal to assemble a million person music festival by 2021, eight years from now.  An event consisting of rapid evolution of the human mind called the singularity will take place at the concert, something impossible will happen that will forever change the perspective of how we view life, something so undeniable you will believe not only in god but that you are god.  The singularity marks the transition to a new age of peace and eternal bliss, when humans learn to control negative emotions and consciously make the decision to let go of ego, hate and doubt.

I have foreseen visions and dreams of the concert and the exact moment singularity is reached.  I know it is possible because I have done it in dreams.  I know it will come true because I believe in it, and as you will learn, anything you believe comes true.

I'm dedicating my life to this for a few reasons, you won't find someone else more dedicated to changing the world.
- World peace means heaven, which means anything is possible
- I lost my girl when she misunderstood my dreams, I will get her back at the concert
- I lost my family and some friends when they misunderstood my dreams, they'll believe me when it happens
- I was violently drugged on anti-psychotics after falsely being diagnosed with schizophrenia, I feel that my mind will not restore to it's previous state (before any pharmaceutical has ever tainted it) until singularity anyways

I'm looking for a few thousand to a few million, whatever you feel comfortable with contributing towards humanity, length and interest will vary based on variables.

For example, I would take a $10k loan and pay it off over 7 years with 20% interest.

I will earn several million off ticket sales, I will sell them in tiers; 100,000 tickets at $10 ($1m), 100,000 tickets at $20 ($3m), 100,000 tickets at $30 ($6m) etc.  This will be sufficient to fund the concert alone and is not the only route to financing the concert.

I have eight years to establish a name for myself and Dank Music, become a rockstar, sell a million tickets and bring heaven.  I feel completely comfortable, competent and confident to tackle the tasks at hand.

If I am unable to fulfill my dreams by 2022, I will get a 'real' job and work to pay off my debts until I die (because I'd still have eternity afterwards).

I'm in the position to change the world and you're in the position to help.  We can work together, as one organism, and accomplish anything.  If you have money laying around not being utilized in the next eight years, consider putting it to use.

I will post a link to a WIP copy of The Tale of Dank, an autobiography explaining my life and helping you understand and believe in it.

We are one.  Peace.