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What if goat is selling himself?  Shocked

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Can a goat sell itself?

Although goats can be sold on our site, any goat trying to sell itself will receive 500 lashes with a wet noodle.

For the doubters, the following is an image of the noodle whip.


I'm reasonably sure there's people who get off on that.
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at least they can bark as well as humans do  Cheesy

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PpccpglnNf0
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What if goat is selling himself?  Shocked

Read the ToS:

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Can a goat sell itself?

Although goats can be sold on our site, any goat trying to sell itself will receive 500 lashes with a wet noodle.

For the doubters, the following is an image of the noodle whip.

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What if goat is selling himself?  Shocked

Damn!

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What if goat is selling himself?  Shocked
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The add says the Goat is 27 years old..

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Life expectancy for goats is between fifteen and eighteen years.[26] An instance of a goat reaching the age of 24 has been reported.

Source: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Goat#Life_expectancy

I'm wondering if someone is trying to auction Goat on this forum ?

The big question is whether Goat approved it or not, and when and if successful whether Goat will be forcefully handed over to the new owners or not.



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Selling goats online? Ebay and Amazon won't be able to beat that! LOL! Cheesy
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The last time I ate goat was in the mid 80's at a friend's house who was Greek. It was cooked in one of those hand dug fire pits with a hand turn thingy. It was fuckin' delicious. So was the Bambi. You haven't lived unless you've seen a month-old lamb have it's trough cut al-Qaeda style. Same for the goat.
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