Topic: Hiring FSM Minister and wedding photographer for hippie festival (San Diego) (Read 136 times)

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We are getting married at the San Diego Youtopia festival this year http://sdyoutopia.com/ Oct 19-22 (On the 19th) It is a tent camping burner festival.
FSM Minister: A certificate of Ordination and wallet card can be obtained here for $40 which I will of course pay: https://venganza.org/ordination/  You must have festival appropriate attire of some sort, and of course, a colander for your head as a Pastafarian Minister.  Would prefer a male FSM minister. We will have vegetarian food, water, and libations at our camp, but you can bring anything else that you want. Don’t be a meat antagonizing dick though. It’s my wedding for fuck’s sake. Was thinking $300? Plus a festival ticket, but willing to negotiate.


Photographer: This is a CONSENT ONLY photography event. That means you CAN NOT take pictures of other people without asking or you will be booted from the party. It is a burner event. This means you can’t just take pictures of people all day/ night long, even if they are walking on stilts, dancing, breathing or twirling fire, doing aerial circus arts, or anything else cool. You can’t hide in a bush like a creep and pretend no one sees you while you film the world. You can take pictures of art displays or lighting effects, but NO PEOPLE WITHOUT ASKING. YOU WILL BE CONFRONTED AND ASKED TO LEAVE.
If you think you can do that, because I know it is hard for photographers, I need a wedding photographer to take pics at approximately sunset of the ceremony, (We are just going to post up in front of the temple and do vows for like 10 min) and then follow My husband and me, and the few family members willing to show up to the festival around for a while that night and take pictures of us partying while being sensitive to the other participants and leaving them out of the photos.

Eccentric need #2: I don’t want these pictures stored in a “cloud”. Ever. I need someone sensitive to that that can just store them on a SD card or something. I will be buying prints and all that, but I try hard to keep images of me off the internet. Let me know what you charge, as I know it varies a lot. You also get a festival ticket. Same as above about the food.

BOTH: Need to be nice around fat, gay, stinky, hairy, or any other kind of hippies at the festival. Just saying. If you have hang ups about naked dudes or anything like that, then don’t apply. That being said, this really is our FAVORITE festival, and it is a one of a kind experience!

Oh. Can pay in bitcoin or cash. I couldn’t find a cellphone signal anywhere at the event, including the parking lot last year, so to get bitcoin you will have to stay the whole event and then follow me out to the nearest gas station or something.

Please read about burner events if you have no experience. No glass, take all trash with you, etc.