~Al the Alpaca~
You wear boots? What do you recommend, because I need a good pair and Korea doesn't sell any for tall Americans with a size 12 1/2 ~ 13 foot.
And, therein, Koreans prove, once again, that the myth of feet size is directly proportional to another certain part of the body, albeit us Hoosiers have...wait for it...only big feet.
I'm welling to bet (perhaps wrong word choice) that you were one those guys who used to go to bars, not with a sausage in their pants, but...
(bar scene)
Him: How you doin'?
Her: Fine. You?
Him: Great! Like my shoes?
Her: Wow!
Him: Size 15. Book a date?
Her: Damn right I'm bookin' a date.
Him: Care to dance?
Her: Foreplay! I like your style.