Topic: How much time you have spent in jail (Read 2547 times)
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None actually. 
I was backpacking across south east Asia for 4 years. At one point I crossed the border into India without a visa. I meant to spend a few months there and thought it would be easy if I just got lost in Goa.
Turns out I couldn't get a hotel/guest house room anywhere without them checking my passport.
I got arrested after a week and ended up spending 3 weeks in jail. All I can say is: don't.
I'm on their blacklist now, I have to have special permission to be able to travel through India
Turns out I couldn't get a hotel/guest house room anywhere without them checking my passport.
I got arrested after a week and ended up spending 3 weeks in jail. All I can say is: don't.
I'm on their blacklist now, I have to have special permission to be able to travel through India
None, is jail fun anyway?
I'd love to see some people from BFL comment in this thread, things could get exciting!
They are not in jail yet, although this may very well chance when BFL falls apart even more. 
I'd love to see some people from BFL comment in this thread, things could get exciting!
Never been to a jail in my entire life.
Never been in jail and I hope I wont get there for in whole life.
once i hit a double 6 in monopoly and i went directly to jail, i stood a round. thats all .
That's because this website is full of Europeans. Jail in Europe is like a gated country club by American standards. American prison on the other hand - they shove you into a dink cell, half the inmates get cholera and your cell mate Bubba on death row hasn't seen a woman in four years. That definitely discourages you from committing crimes! Can't do the time then don't do the crime.
That is the f&cking truth, murders in Europe get like 15 years of the best living ever. Murder someone in the US and your sitting in the SHU or Solitary for life. Not that im complaining, kill someone you should def lose your rights. Makes you feel bad though for non violent offenders who get 25 years and get put in solitary. Thank god I have never had to go to jail, I had a few friends that went and they came out better criminals then before. They made connections and came out full speed crooks.
That's because this website is full of Europeans. Jail in Europe is like a gated country club by American standards. American prison on the other hand - they shove you into a dink cell, half the inmates get cholera and your cell mate Bubba on death row hasn't seen a woman in four years. That definitely discourages you from committing crimes! Can't do the time then don't do the crime.
I pay the police with donuts. And they let me out. 
LOL. I thought that the police raced to Duncan donuts whenever they heard that there was a doughnut sale?
I pay the police with donuts. And they let me out.
I been to jail visiting my friend.
Never... that's my story and I'm sticking to it.
Do I know you?
0 years 0 days 0 hours 0 minutes 0 seconds. Hopefully it stays like this.
yes, that's bad thing to have. It is zero sec. for me. 
Never been in for a long period of time, but I did spend the night in the drunk tank. So technically, I've spent time in jail. Man did it suck. If I remember correctly, there were about 10 or 12 0f us in there.
They let us out in pairs as we sobered up, they guy they let me out with obviously needed to spend a few more hours in the tank. He ended up passing out on the steps after he decided to smoke a joint, LOL!
Pretty funny looking back, sucked at the time though as it was on the outskirts of town and I was stuck walking home for over an hour.
They let us out in pairs as we sobered up, they guy they let me out with obviously needed to spend a few more hours in the tank. He ended up passing out on the steps after he decided to smoke a joint, LOL!
Pretty funny looking back, sucked at the time though as it was on the outskirts of town and I was stuck walking home for over an hour.
Never been to jail, but was in the drunk tank for 8 hours because I couldn't walk straight. That shit sucks...
I think that is the same as "jail". We can distinguish "prison" as something you're sentenced to. However, whenever the cops arrest you and stick you somewhere you don't want to be and don't let you out, I think you're officially in "jail".
Never... that's my story and I'm sticking to it.
LOL -- nice wording there. It's okay, Tbone, your secret is safe with us! What were you in for? How long?
I spent a night in a holding cell, but was never charged with anything.
Never... that's my story and I'm sticking to it.
I haven't spent any time in jail, and I don't plan on spending any time in there at all.
Based on what I've heard/read, it's not a pleasant place to be in.
So no thanks
Based on what I've heard/read, it's not a pleasant place to be in.
So no thanks
"Based on what I've heard/read, it's not a pleasant place to be in."
Really
Jail is like my top1 holiday resort!It's not really that simple. Have you ever heard about the sort of violence and sexual violence that occurs within prisons? Are 3 meals a day and a bed worth the threat of getting raped or shivved?
I have heard that too. From movies
Violence depends a lot about your country.
And I don't think that rapes are very common in any prison.
In any medium security prison and up in the US, you'd be very, very wrong. There are a lot of statistics on this stuff, but I can't be bothered right now to dredge them up. I have heard similar things about prisons in India, and only assumed similar things about other places. Can't be sure either way....
If you gotta do any serious stretch of time it's hard to beat Venezuela :p
Just make sure you get yourself hooked up with one of the major drug cartel's before you get sentenced
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kCpSRU1aMsg
Just make sure you get yourself hooked up with one of the major drug cartel's before you get sentenced
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kCpSRU1aMsg
Six hours once for contempt of court.
Thirteen hours in a case of mistaken identity.
Three days in a Third World Shithole jail until US Embassy personell arrived.
Thirteen hours in a case of mistaken identity.
Three days in a Third World Shithole jail until US Embassy personell arrived.
lawdy! Hopefully you sued. Shit with the today's laws, anything's possible, lol.
Oh, none for me.
Uh, no.
It was really best for me to just get the Hell out of there and never go back.
Most of the time they were smoking pot or playing 'soccer'.
Sounds horrible!!!
It's not really that simple. Have you ever heard about the sort of violence and sexual violence that occurs within prisons? Are 3 meals a day and a bed worth the threat of getting raped or shivved?
I think that depends on whether you're imprisoned in a reasonably civilised country or not. The US is not one of them in this case.
Plenty of friends of mine have been to UK prisons. Nothing of that sort was observed by any of them. Most of the time they were smoking pot or playing 'soccer'.
I haven't spent any time in jail, and I don't plan on spending any time in there at all.
Based on what I've heard/read, it's not a pleasant place to be in.
So no thanks
Based on what I've heard/read, it's not a pleasant place to be in.
So no thanks
"Based on what I've heard/read, it's not a pleasant place to be in."
Really
Jail is like my top1 holiday resort!It's not really that simple. Have you ever heard about the sort of violence and sexual violence that occurs within prisons? Are 3 meals a day and a bed worth the threat of getting raped or shivved?
"I'm hungry and it is cold
Time for gay rape "Not that it would happen in jail either.
I haven't spent any time in jail, and I don't plan on spending any time in there at all.
Based on what I've heard/read, it's not a pleasant place to be in.
So no thanks
Based on what I've heard/read, it's not a pleasant place to be in.
So no thanks
"Based on what I've heard/read, it's not a pleasant place to be in."
Really
Jail is like my top1 holiday resort!It's not really that simple. Have you ever heard about the sort of violence and sexual violence that occurs within prisons? Are 3 meals a day and a bed worth the threat of getting raped or shivved?
I haven't spent any time in jail, and I don't plan on spending any time in there at all.
Based on what I've heard/read, it's not a pleasant place to be in.
So no thanks
Based on what I've heard/read, it's not a pleasant place to be in.
So no thanks
"Based on what I've heard/read, it's not a pleasant place to be in."
Really
Jail is like my top1 holiday resort!It's not really that simple. Have you ever heard about the sort of violence and sexual violence that occurs within prisons? Are 3 meals a day and a bed worth the threat of getting raped or shivved?
I have heard that too. From movies
Violence depends a lot about your country.
And I don't think that rapes are very common in any prison.
I haven't spent any time in jail, and I don't plan on spending any time in there at all.
Based on what I've heard/read, it's not a pleasant place to be in.
So no thanks
Based on what I've heard/read, it's not a pleasant place to be in.
So no thanks
"Based on what I've heard/read, it's not a pleasant place to be in."
Really
Jail is like my top1 holiday resort!It's not really that simple. Have you ever heard about the sort of violence and sexual violence that occurs within prisons? Are 3 meals a day and a bed worth the threat of getting raped or shivved?
I haven't spent any time in jail, and I don't plan on spending any time in there at all.
Based on what I've heard/read, it's not a pleasant place to be in.
So no thanks
Based on what I've heard/read, it's not a pleasant place to be in.
So no thanks
"Based on what I've heard/read, it's not a pleasant place to be in."
Really
Jail is like my top1 holiday resort!I haven't spent any time in jail, and I don't plan on spending any time in there at all.
Based on what I've heard/read, it's not a pleasant place to be in.
So no thanks
Based on what I've heard/read, it's not a pleasant place to be in.
So no thanks
"Based on what I've heard/read, it's not a pleasant place to be in."
Really
Jail is like my top1 holiday resort!
i've never been to jail.. thug life was never for me. 12+ years of driving, and i haven't been into a major accident.. and i've had only 1 ticket.
I haven't spent any time in jail, and I don't plan on spending any time in there at all.
Based on what I've heard/read, it's not a pleasant place to be in.
So no thanks
Based on what I've heard/read, it's not a pleasant place to be in.
So no thanks
Six hours once for contempt of court.
Thirteen hours in a case of mistaken identity.
Three days in a Third World Shithole jail until US Embassy personell arrived.
Thirteen hours in a case of mistaken identity.
Three days in a Third World Shithole jail until US Embassy personell arrived.
lawdy! Hopefully you sued. Shit with the today's laws, anything's possible, lol.
Oh, none for me.
What do you call the dude in the joint with his own cell, chick CO's visiting him at night in his cell, his hut runs the blocks commissary, he has the cigs and everyone bows to him when he leaves his cell
He has whatever he wants
Cell phones
TV
Pussy
Stacks on the books
If you know how to ride your bit out, it's not that bad, Ballers don't do hard time, they chill like they're home
Broke ass bitches with no dough find it tough
PS Not me posting, it's one of my buddies, he is here LAUGHING AT YOU PUSSIES begging me to post in a jail thread, it's PRISON and he did 5 years for almost killing an undercover cop WITH HIS BARE HANDS when he ripped him off, if someone owes me money I give him their number if you know what I mean
haha
oh me in jail? A LOT, but it was always visiting dumb ass buddies or bailing them out, haha, damn those places stink
He has whatever he wants
Cell phones
TV
Pussy
Stacks on the books
If you know how to ride your bit out, it's not that bad, Ballers don't do hard time, they chill like they're home
Broke ass bitches with no dough find it tough
PS Not me posting, it's one of my buddies, he is here LAUGHING AT YOU PUSSIES begging me to post in a jail thread, it's PRISON and he did 5 years for almost killing an undercover cop WITH HIS BARE HANDS when he ripped him off, if someone owes me money I give him their number if you know what I mean
haha
oh me in jail? A LOT, but it was always visiting dumb ass buddies or bailing them out, haha, damn those places stink
....and you sound like a dumbass dude.
.........seriously.
Naw. He sounds like, totally, gangsta.
Awesome.
Six hours once for contempt of court.
Thirteen hours in a case of mistaken identity.
Three days in a Third World Shithole jail until US Embassy personell arrived.
Thirteen hours in a case of mistaken identity.
Three days in a Third World Shithole jail until US Embassy personell arrived.
A couple weeks in the Juvenile side (which is worse than the adults because no POD time or cigs.)
It wasn't bad.
I pretty much just ate every ones peanut butter sandwiches. Taught little kids how to breath heavy then hold your breath and get dizzy
Learned I didn't want to go to jail though because I like picking what I eat!
Was fighting two 19 year olds over a Carton of cigs... silly kid shit lol
yep
It wasn't bad.
I pretty much just ate every ones peanut butter sandwiches. Taught little kids how to breath heavy then hold your breath and get dizzy
Learned I didn't want to go to jail though because I like picking what I eat!
Was fighting two 19 year olds over a Carton of cigs... silly kid shit
lolloose lips sink ships.
yep
None.
What a ridiculous thread. I've spent a little over a year locked up myself though unfortunately, it's nothing that makes you cool. A close friend just got out from his 17 year sentence.
....and you sound like a dumbass dude.
.........seriously.
What do you call the dude in the joint with his own cell, chick CO's visiting him at night in his cell, his hut runs the blocks commissary, he has the cigs and everyone bows to him when he leaves his cell
He has whatever he wants
Cell phones
TV
Pussy
Stacks on the books
If you know how to ride your bit out, it's not that bad, Ballers don't do hard time, they chill like they're home
Broke ass bitches with no dough find it tough
PS Not me posting, it's one of my buddies, he is here LAUGHING AT YOU PUSSIES begging me to post in a jail thread, it's PRISON and he did 5 years for almost killing an undercover cop WITH HIS BARE HANDS when he ripped him off, if someone owes me money I give him their number if you know what I mean
haha
oh me in jail? A LOT, but it was always visiting dumb ass buddies or bailing them out, haha, damn those places stink
He has whatever he wants
Cell phones
TV
Pussy
Stacks on the books
If you know how to ride your bit out, it's not that bad, Ballers don't do hard time, they chill like they're home
Broke ass bitches with no dough find it tough
PS Not me posting, it's one of my buddies, he is here LAUGHING AT YOU PUSSIES begging me to post in a jail thread, it's PRISON and he did 5 years for almost killing an undercover cop WITH HIS BARE HANDS when he ripped him off, if someone owes me money I give him their number if you know what I mean
haha
oh me in jail? A LOT, but it was always visiting dumb ass buddies or bailing them out, haha, damn those places stink
....and you sound like a dumbass dude.
.........seriously.
not jail really, but spent the night in a holding cell/drunk tank once.
same here. one night is all I need. please no more.
not jail really, but spent the night in a holding cell/drunk tank once.
fortunately none.
knock on wood when you say things like that!
None. And I don't plan on ever going to jail.
knock on wood when you say things like that!
I spent more than 20 years in school system, wouldnt recommend to anyone... 
None. And I don't plan on ever going to jail.
The real question here, is how much time i haven't spent in jail 
snitches get stitches bitches
snitches get stitches bitches go away you snitch!
i did a couple of stints in jail for some pretty boneheaded things. Jail sucks, and it only seems cool in the movies. In reality, its a living hell.
What do you call the dude in the joint with his own cell, chick CO's visiting him at night in his cell, his hut runs the blocks commissary, he has the cigs and everyone bows to him when he leaves his cell
He has whatever he wants
Cell phones
TV
Pussy
Stacks on the books
If you know how to ride your bit out, it's not that bad, Ballers don't do hard time, they chill like they're home
Broke ass bitches with no dough find it tough
PS Not me posting, it's one of my buddies, he is here LAUGHING AT YOU PUSSIES begging me to post in a jail thread, it's PRISON and he did 5 years for almost killing an undercover cop WITH HIS BARE HANDS when he ripped him off, if someone owes me money I give him their number if you know what I mean
haha
oh me in jail? A LOT, but it was always visiting dumb ass buddies or bailing them out, haha, damn those places stink
loose lips sink ships.
i did a couple of stints in jail for some pretty boneheaded things. Jail sucks, and it only seems cool in the movies. In reality, its a living hell.
What do you call the dude in the joint with his own cell, chick CO's visiting him at night in his cell, his hut runs the blocks commissary, he has the cigs and everyone bows to him when he leaves his cell
He has whatever he wants
Cell phones
TV
Pussy
Stacks on the books
If you know how to ride your bit out, it's not that bad, Ballers don't do hard time, they chill like they're home
Broke ass bitches with no dough find it tough
PS Not me posting, it's one of my buddies, he is here LAUGHING AT YOU PUSSIES begging me to post in a jail thread, it's PRISON and he did 5 years for almost killing an undercover cop WITH HIS BARE HANDS when he ripped him off, if someone owes me money I give him their number if you know what I mean
haha
oh me in jail? A LOT, but it was always visiting dumb ass buddies or bailing them out, haha, damn those places stink
You can tell the OP hasn't been in the 'system' he still calls it 'jail'.
Jail is what petty theifs go to who don't have bail in the county level.
CRIMINALS do numbers as in YEARS
You do your bit in the joint or PRISON
Fellow inmates speak like this
So what's your number down the road
Or what's your number up state
NUMBER IS HOW MANY YEARS you gonna do in the REAL CRIMINAL UNIVERSITY
PRISON
haha
If you deal with criminals like CRIMINAL LAWYERS do you learn the lingo
You guys wouldn't last 3 minutes in the yard without having some punk take all your stuff.
haha
Now if you have a few belts in martial arts, you the king of the yard since you're what they call a JAW BREAKER
That means one strike fist or foot you take jaws sideways and the dude is WIRED for a bit
JAIL
JAIL is for pussies
CRIMINALS DO NUMBERS
It's called PRISON
Jail is what petty theifs go to who don't have bail in the county level.
CRIMINALS do numbers as in YEARS
You do your bit in the joint or PRISON
Fellow inmates speak like this
So what's your number down the road
Or what's your number up state
NUMBER IS HOW MANY YEARS you gonna do in the REAL CRIMINAL UNIVERSITY
PRISON
haha
If you deal with criminals like CRIMINAL LAWYERS do you learn the lingo
You guys wouldn't last 3 minutes in the yard without having some punk take all your stuff.
haha
Now if you have a few belts in martial arts, you the king of the yard since you're what they call a JAW BREAKER
That means one strike fist or foot you take jaws sideways and the dude is WIRED for a bit
JAIL
JAIL is for pussies
CRIMINALS DO NUMBERS
It's called PRISON
i did a couple of stints in jail for some pretty boneheaded things. Jail sucks, and it only seems cool in the movies. In reality, its a living hell.
None. And I hope this will be the same for my entire lifetime.
The real question here, is how much time i haven't spent in jail snitches get stitches bitches
snitches get stitches bitches
I always bribe the police. No seconds spent on jail.
3 years on dope charges.
Oh my bad that was a movie.
Oh my bad that was a movie.
None, I got bailed out before they could take me
I'll have 0 years 0 days 0 hours 0 minutes 0 seconds too.
I'm not going to jail
I'm not going to jail
0 years 0 days 0 hours 0 minutes 0 seconds. Hopefully it stays like this.
About four hours visiting some friends. I myself am a paragon of virtue.
Never, but I wonder why you ask this?
Probably because the propaganda about bitcoin being created to sell drugs, weapons and hire hitmans.
I and I think almost all never have been jailed.
Haven't been in jail ever, but i might get some jail time soon, you can read my story on my profile and you will see what am i talking about. Maybe, maybe not i'm not sentenced yet, but if i will be than i will get like 1-2 years.
Never,I don't have experience in jail !
I've never been in jail, which doesn't mean I never broke the law. I was just lucky
Anyway, jail sux. I know people who were put there just because they had no money.
Anyway, jail sux. I know people who were put there just because they had no money.
ha ha ha Nice Newbie Post
I think 1 Minute 16 Second because I will Meet My Friend.
I think 1 Minute 16 Second because I will Meet My Friend.
Never been incarcerated, luckily. The only time I 'spent' in jail was when I visited a police station as a kid or when I visited Alcatraz last year. No incentive to spend an extended time there, though!
Never, but I wonder why you ask this?
Zero of every time frame. Hope I'll never stay in a prison cell though
Since I was born in and live in CA, where the right to self-defense is effectively banned in public, I've been in jail my entire life (except a few furloughs out of state).
I don't have experience in jail ... oh crap ... wait I have ... visited a hoe in jail .... and stayed there for about 60 minutes!!!
Why I call her a hoe ... that's a different story and I might as well start a new thread about it!
Why I call her a hoe ... that's a different story and I might as well start a new thread about it!
Never been to jail, but was in the drunk tank for 8 hours because I couldn't walk straight. That shit sucks...
0ms yay!
You need to post your time though.
You need to post your time though.
The topic says it all.
Post how much time you have spent in jail
Post how much time you have spent in jail
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