Topic: How to get verified status on HITBTC.COM (Read 2334 times)
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That's why i just use BTC-e
I can buy bitcoin without any verification / stupid question
Use exchange site without any verification / stupid question
I can buy bitcoin without any verification / stupid question
Use exchange site without any verification / stupid question
how does fiat in and out work for you at btc-e?
last time I checked it was rather expensive and there were people complaining about their funds being "lost" or incorrect amounts being paid out.
what´s your experience?
fucking hilarious.
and so close to the truth.
btw you will have to go through the air valve placement every few weeks, otherwise their compliance departement will have to keep your money.
and so close to the truth.
btw you will have to go through the air valve placement every few weeks, otherwise their compliance departement will have to keep your money.
The complete guide to verification on HITBTC - the most advanced exchange.
Go to https://hitbtc.com/ and click sign up and start trading. To be sure enough it's right place for trading, visit https://demo.hitbtc.com/terminal. You like it? Technology is great? Yeah, we did a nice job! Ready to get verified? Proceed to your account page and click Verification tab. So it begins:
- To deposit fiat currencies please verify your account. Would you like to verify your account now?
- Yes.
- Please, upload a picture of yourself with your passport, notary officer in a striped shirt and his licence, so that we could read every letter.
- Here you go.
- Uhhh, sorry, we forgot about the main thing – there must be an air-valve in your anus. Please, avoid attaching fake photos.
- WHAT?
?.. Ok. Here it is.
- We apologize for any inconvenience, but the air-valve must be placed at least 3,5 cm deeper than on the provided photo.
- OMFG! Insane!!!!! Are you guys carzy???
- We have to follow strict rules of ALM/KYC policy.
- It's nonsense. Here is the photo you need.
- Please, check your new account status via https://hitbtc.com/account.
- Hm.... It's still unverified... Why?
- Thank you for cooperation. We are sad to notify you that your application was rejected by our compliance department.
- You're crzy fagots. Why? I did fucking everything you asked!!!!!
- According to our compliance procedures we do not grand verified status to users with such a pimply ass.
You failed.
Retry?_
Go to https://hitbtc.com/ and click sign up and start trading. To be sure enough it's right place for trading, visit https://demo.hitbtc.com/terminal. You like it? Technology is great? Yeah, we did a nice job! Ready to get verified? Proceed to your account page and click Verification tab. So it begins:
- To deposit fiat currencies please verify your account. Would you like to verify your account now?
- Yes.
- Please, upload a picture of yourself with your passport, notary officer in a striped shirt and his licence, so that we could read every letter.
- Here you go.
- Uhhh, sorry, we forgot about the main thing – there must be an air-valve in your anus. Please, avoid attaching fake photos.
- WHAT?
?.. Ok. Here it is.- We apologize for any inconvenience, but the air-valve must be placed at least 3,5 cm deeper than on the provided photo.
- OMFG! Insane!!!!! Are you guys carzy?
??- We have to follow strict rules of ALM/KYC policy.
- It's nonsense. Here is the photo you need.
- Please, check your new account status via https://hitbtc.com/account.
- Hm.... It's still unverified... Why?
- Thank you for cooperation. We are sad to notify you that your application was rejected by our compliance department.
- You're crzy fagots. Why? I did fucking everything you asked!!!!!
- According to our compliance procedures we do not grand verified status to users with such a pimply ass.
You failed.
Retry?_
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