I have an issue. I'm buying a home thanks to BTC (good). The bank wants proof of BTC ownership (somewhat bad) and wants proof of USD going into and out of BTC (insanely bad).
First, keep in mind that, although I have a sizeable and easy-to-prove stash of physical BTC, I liquidated the vast majority of my digital holdings.
Second, while I use Coinbase almost exclusively for purchasing Bitcoins, and while I use BitPay almost exclusively for cashing out (except for Coinbase, but that doesn't matter since it's inherently linked to my bank account), the BTC that's cashed out through BitPay comes from multiple sources including mobile wallets, desktop wallets, and Coinbase withdrawals to an external account. Accordingly, the bank is having a fit that the money leaving my bank account to Coinbase doesn't match the money coming back in.
I told my realtor that I believe the bank has several options:
1) Learn more about BTC, quit asking for dumb, irrelevant stuff, and accept the fact that providing absolute, definitive proof of ownership would require providing private keys, and this would essentially make the bankers owners as well (not happening). And, even in this case, I don't know how I could
ever prove that the coins weren't loaned to me at some point.
2) Let me provide them with every iota of transaction data available including all bank statements, all transaction histories from all mobile, desktop, and paper wallets, screenshots of every transaction and every .csv export I can find, etc., leaving them with a mountain of paperwork that they can try to piece together. This would total hundreds, perhaps thousands of pieces of evidence.
3) Be fucking reasonable and understand the idiocy of the length that someone would have to go to fabricate the evidence I have already supplied them (which includes pictures of my physical coins, mining hardware, in-progress mining snapshots of CGminer, countless bank statements, .csv exports from both BitPay and Coinbase, screenshots of particular screens on both Coinbase and BitPay showing corresponding email addresses, deposit addresses, etc.
Given the obvious fact that Bitcoin and other virtual currencies fluctuate in value against the dollar, I don't even understand how the bank would expect the money going in to match the money going out. Throw in cashouts from mined coins amidst coins that were purchased and deposits from multiple sources and you get one hell of a knot to untie.
Anybody else have any better suggestions on what I can provide to the bank?