Shortest battle in history if you ask me
Topic: How to Win the War on Women (Read 860 times)
Why does it have to be a war? It's a short lived Battle in my eyes and you know the battle has begun and Won by me when you get a slap to the back of your head for wandering eyes.
Shortest battle in history if you ask me
Shortest battle in history if you ask me
I don't know but I must have done something right as my children will drop everything and come help me if I need it. My oldest son does the majority of hard work around my place now as I can't do a lot.I consider myself to be a lucky man.
Child labor, and bragging about it! How unconscionable! You must have them so scared they tremble when you ring the bell.
j/k - I work my ass of for my kids and save everything for them, hopefully I treat them right and they'll return the favor when I'm too nutty to know any better.
Every once in a while I'd like to see one of the vids people post on here. Sadly, however, it is just the reality that if I upgrade to highspeed, you guys would be deprived of my presence, and I'd do nothing but play blitz chess. Four hours can go by in ten minutes.
You just can't imagine the sacrifice I'm making to dispense my wisdom here.
You just can't imagine the sacrifice I'm making to dispense my wisdom here.
I don't know but I must have done something right as my children will drop everything and come help me if I need it. My oldest son does the majority of hard work around my place now as I can't do a lot.I consider myself to be a lucky man.
At the moment, the twixt/tween market seems to have Divergent (awful) competing with The Fault in Our Stars (HATE, HATE, HATED it which is probably no surprise to you). I'm in a book club (normally great selections) who picked the latter for last month's book and I wanted to poke both my eyes out before, during, and after.
We love The Fault in our Stars! lol. Anna's longstanding fave is The Book Thief. Divergent was riding the coat tails of The Hunger Games imo but not nearly as good.
As a father, I thoroughly enjoyed my sons, and now that they're grown, it's rewarding to hear that they also enjoyed having me as their father. My dad was a great dad, but he was very dignified and seldom playful. I was just the opposite, so life with my boys was a lot of fun.
At the moment, the twixt/tween market seems to have Divergent (awful) competing with The Fault in Our Stars (HATE, HATE, HATED it which is probably no surprise to you). I'm in a book club (normally great selections) who picked the latter for last month's book and I wanted to poke both my eyes out before, during, and after.
...good for your daughter and her dislike of the 'Twilight' series. Never could understand the fascination with that series of books.
Make sure your daughters have a great dad....every girl deserves to have one.
This video is adorable, hilarious, and precious. I'm not one to watch vids very often, but this one is a classic. This guy could be my hub's clone from the outside to the inside...same exact sense of humor in this same kind of scenario. In fact, my daughter sent it to me with the caption "This is us 20 years ago!" Watch:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vkLozgvYvLs
I have a vid of Anna's(my baby girl) last bday party in which a gaggle of girls sit around the kitchen table dramatically rocking out full blast to Let it Go while Seth patiently slugs away at a frozen ice cream cake that still cracks me up. This video is adorable, hilarious, and precious. I'm not one to watch vids very often, but this one is a classic. This guy could be my hub's clone from the outside to the inside...same exact sense of humor in this same kind of scenario. In fact, my daughter sent it to me with the caption "This is us 20 years ago!" Watch:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vkLozgvYvLs
Every girl (and boy) should have a dad like that. If they did, I'm convinced we wouldn't have so many self medicated single mothers and boys living in their mama's basement.
"This is the 'I'm beautiful and in love with a vampire/werewolf/other monster and if he doesn't love me I will die, my life is so harrrrd" section. I avoid these at all costs."
Make sure your daughters have a great dad....every girl deserves to have one.
This video is adorable, hilarious, and precious. I'm not one to watch vids very often, but this one is a classic. This guy could be my hub's clone from the outside to the inside...same exact sense of humor in this same kind of scenario. In fact, my daughter sent it to me with the caption "This is us 20 years ago!" Watch:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vkLozgvYvLs
I have a vid of Anna's(my baby girl) last bday party in which a gaggle of girls sit around the kitchen table dramatically rocking out full blast to Let it Go while Seth patiently slugs away at a frozen ice cream cake that still cracks me up. This video is adorable, hilarious, and precious. I'm not one to watch vids very often, but this one is a classic. This guy could be my hub's clone from the outside to the inside...same exact sense of humor in this same kind of scenario. In fact, my daughter sent it to me with the caption "This is us 20 years ago!" Watch:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vkLozgvYvLs
Every girl (and boy) should have a dad like that. If they did, I'm convinced we wouldn't have so many self medicated single mothers and boys living in their mama's basement.
Make sure your daughters have a great dad....every girl deserves to have one.
This video is adorable, hilarious, and precious. I'm not one to watch vids very often, but this one is a classic. This guy could be my hub's clone from the outside to the inside...same exact sense of humor in this same kind of scenario. In fact, my daughter sent it to me with the caption "This is us 20 years ago!" Watch:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vkLozgvYvLs
I have a vid of Anna's(my baby girl) last bday party in which a gaggle of girls sit around the kitchen table dramatically rocking out full blast to Let it Go while Seth patiently slugs away at a frozen ice cream cake that still cracks me up. This video is adorable, hilarious, and precious. I'm not one to watch vids very often, but this one is a classic. This guy could be my hub's clone from the outside to the inside...same exact sense of humor in this same kind of scenario. In fact, my daughter sent it to me with the caption "This is us 20 years ago!" Watch:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vkLozgvYvLs
I only hope that vehicle is parked. ;-)
Seriously, having spent the past 35 years or so in a house that included my wife, her mother, two daughters, and now three female dogs (2 beagles and 1 cocker spaneiel), I gave up any hope of winning a war on women years ago. Just relaxed, laid back and enjoyed the positives of the arrangement.
Seriously, having spent the past 35 years or so in a house that included my wife, her mother, two daughters, and now three female dogs (2 beagles and 1 cocker spaneiel), I gave up any hope of winning a war on women years ago. Just relaxed, laid back and enjoyed the positives of the arrangement.
Haha, yeah people are posting way too many of these videos. I'm not sure why.
But I act the same way with my kids. I pretend to bark/howl like a dog when singing. Makes my kids laugh every time.
But I act the same way with my kids. I pretend to bark/howl like a dog when singing. Makes my kids laugh every time.
Make sure your daughters have a great dad....every girl deserves to have one.
This video is adorable, hilarious, and precious. I'm not one to watch vids very often, but this one is a classic. This guy could be my hub's clone from the outside to the inside...same exact sense of humor in this same kind of scenario. In fact, my daughter sent it to me with the caption "This is us 20 years ago!" Watch:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vkLozgvYvLs
This video is adorable, hilarious, and precious. I'm not one to watch vids very often, but this one is a classic. This guy could be my hub's clone from the outside to the inside...same exact sense of humor in this same kind of scenario. In fact, my daughter sent it to me with the caption "This is us 20 years ago!" Watch:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vkLozgvYvLs
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