Topic: How would you react if you just woke up from a coma? (Read 2804 times)
I would ask for a lots of looootss of food haha
I would check coinmarketcap asap to see where I'm at. 
Idk i would probably just be in complete awe of how i survived
Just like in Futurama, I would check my bank to see if I were a billionaire.
... and buy some stinky fish with it... not...
I wonder if one would have survived in the futurama world at all. It looks dangerous to live there. They might very well let you socially acceptable die... or so.
Just like in Futurama, I would check my bank to see if I were a billionaire.
i can't believe I'm just the only person who will first check what happen to the thing between my legs before anything else.
am i the only person capable of thinking which is more important above all?
After long coma all muscles in body would atrophying quite bad. am i the only person capable of thinking which is more important above all?
So probably you will need help even to see what is left there..
Then I'd call my stripper friend to pay me a visit and have her like my pole. make it live again! I never heard of a dick got paralyzed so if it really won't work then i guess there is no reason to live anymore. i'm better off dead than having a dick without a cause
You give up on life too fast then. You only would need training most probably... and when I read what you write I have the impression you have enough drive to make you train.
Probably go for a nap
check bitcoin worth if it worth 10K$ if not go back to the coma and try another time
Genius dude, i will do the same. thanks to your ideaI was also thinking of same reply, but it is better than mine
check bitcoin worth if it worth 10K$ if not go back to the coma and try another time
Genius dude, i will do the same. thanks to your idea I'll kiss and hug my girlfriend, then ask her to make love to me all day and all night long.
I presume that after waking up from a coma, you will not have enough energy to make love to your girlfriend, or will it be the other way round?
I will thank my God who give me one new life, also i kiss my wife.
I'll kiss and hug my girlfriend, then ask her to make love to me all day and all night long.
facial,brush my teeth and then eat some food because im hungry
hypothetically what would be the first thing youd do?
id kiss my wife and then KISS ( 
) her
and then get stoned but not like in the arab countries
I will shout. What is the bitcoins value now? id kiss my wife
and then KISS ( ) herand then get stoned but not like in the arab countries
Where's my mobile?
I would probably be thirsty as hell so I would pop open a beer and try to ask possible relatives what happened.
I would ask why I was in coma and how long.
Of I woke up and realize that I was in a coma, I would be so happy because so many things might have happened when I was the coma, so many expenses saved, and so have start again.
probably want to watch tv to keep up with the current events that i miss.
i would be sad as a lot of my time would be wasted
I would claim I was hit by some rappers lamborghini and sue him lol
This topic is hilarious.
After such experience every man have problems with time and space, What has happened, and other questions are only what can be on mind.
This what why is very important to have support from family, and they must be there if awakening happens..
After such experience every man have problems with time and space, What has happened, and other questions are only what can be on mind.
This what why is very important to have support from family, and they must be there if awakening happens..
i can't believe I'm just the only person who will first check what happen to the thing between my legs before anything else.
am i the only person capable of thinking which is more important above all?
After long coma all muscles in body would atrophying quite bad. am i the only person capable of thinking which is more important above all?
So probably you will need help even to see what is left there..
Then I'd call my stripper friend to pay me a visit and have her like my pole. make it live again! I never heard of a dick got paralyzed so if it really won't work then i guess there is no reason to live anymore. i'm better off dead than having a dick without a cause
BUY ZE BITCOINS
Or still try to make that time travel machine to buy bitcoins at a very low price.
Or still try to make that time travel machine to buy bitcoins at a very low price.
First i would ask to see my parents, and have my friends and family come visit me. I would also want to know any current (past) events I had missed. Then I would continue on my journey of saving the world and ridding it of evil.
i hope this will not happen as most probably i would get really depressed
i can't believe I'm just the only person who will first check what happen to the thing between my legs before anything else.
am i the only person capable of thinking which is more important above all?
After long coma all muscles in body would atrophying quite bad. am i the only person capable of thinking which is more important above all?
So probably you will need help even to see what is left there..
i can't believe I'm just the only person who will first check what happen to the thing between my legs before anything else.
am i the only person capable of thinking which is more important above all?
am i the only person capable of thinking which is more important above all?
Check if the environment was good af before when I got into coma state and if it was better, I'd live with it.
I'd see my mother first then eat and see my handphone haha
hypothetically what would be the first thing youd do?
id kiss my wife and then KISS ( ) her
and then get stoned but not like in the arab countries
id kiss my wife
and then KISS ( ) herand then get stoned but not like in the arab countries
You sure your wife wouldn't like your grandma then? And you look into the mirror asking yourself who the old man behind the glass is?
When you are unlucky your wife married some other person in the meanwhile, though when you love her you might wish that to her instead wasting her life waiting years and worrying about you.
Dunno, something better to avoid.
yeah but what if her other person is a woman
wouldnt that be nice?
Like most of us, i will check the BTC price
Hahaha! And check my wallet how much BTC i have!
Like most of us, i will check the BTC price
How f*cking old am I now? Aliens arrived?
I will make a post on BCT 
After waking up from coma, i will immediately check my BTC stash to see if its still intact and check the BTC price
first to do after a coma, i would wanna take a bath! yeah because im smelling like trash now.
I would say "who are you?who am i?what am i doing there?" To the people around me just to see there faces..
From a coma, my reaction would be that in will be so happy that may be some bad things might have happened without me seeing. At least inwould have avoided so many things
i'll first check if my dick is still active. that's what i check every time i wake up. its the most important of all.
and then i check if the webpage of bangbus movie i love reviewing is up. and if it is then i should breath in breath out to relax a bit.
and then i check if the webpage of bangbus movie i love reviewing is up. and if it is then i should breath in breath out to relax a bit.
Being a girl, I would go for shopping...
How long? Current BTC price?
Hope you remember your passwords then. Or at least the password to your password manager.
Would be pretty unfortunate when bitcoin price is at $5k a bitcoin and you can't access them.
How long? Current BTC price?
Hypothetically it's impossible to know. Hit your head strong and understand.
the only thing I know for SURE is that I'll try to learn how much time had passed. the rest depends on a lot of things.
Check local and national newspapers and then a list of magazines to see what is new. Damn, I am a bookworm. Chicken Soup for the Soul, LOVE those books. Then check a movie out, not to mention food and water and coffee as well.
Some guys may just can't wait to get their next drink after coming out of a coma for ten years due to a DUI accident: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zfvPPPc_UTs
I would react the same way I react when I wake up from a nap, or leave a meeting at work, or get off the phone with my mom or Gavin Andreson
I would masturbate.
I would masturbate.
hypothetically what would be the first thing youd do?
id kiss my wife and then KISS ( ) her
and then get stoned but not like in the arab countries
id kiss my wife
and then KISS ( ) herand then get stoned but not like in the arab countries
You sure your wife wouldn't like your grandma then? And you look into the mirror asking yourself who the old man behind the glass is?
When you are unlucky your wife married some other person in the meanwhile, though when you love her you might wish that to her instead wasting her life waiting years and worrying about you.
Dunno, something better to avoid.
Start flirting with the nurses
Definitely be shocked, grab some chinese food, check my bank accounts, email, and see if they've invented a time machine then.
check bitcoin worth if it worth 10K$ if not go back to the coma and try another time
good one
check bitcoin worth if it worth 10K$ if not go back to the coma and try another time
hypothetically what would be the first thing youd do?
id kiss my wife and then KISS ( ) her
and then get stoned but not like in the arab countries
id kiss my wife
and then KISS ( ) herand then get stoned but not like in the arab countries
"How long have I been gone and what happened to Bitcoin?"
demand food water and entertainment, then ask about the date and year lol
for me i will ask my family to buy a bitcoin
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hypothetically what would be the first thing youd do?
id kiss my wife and then KISS ( ) her
and then get stoned but not like in the arab countries
id kiss my wife
and then KISS ( ) herand then get stoned but not like in the arab countries
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