Topic: http://encyclopediadramatica.com article bounty (50 BTC sent + 25 MOAR!!!) (Read 3565 times)

Nice. AD is a great ADD site, in the course of being distra^H^H^H^H^H^Heducated by following links I even learned wtf those liberish people in the economics section are on! Thanks.

-MarkM-

Woot! The article isn't on the death list anymore!

HHAHAHA who uploaded that asian chick with that quote. Hilarious.

Must be Polargeo chasing us around the internets.

Seems like Creative Username has a vendetta against the article (see the header),

http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Bitcoin

thanks for the extra 20 btc- nice surprise! didn't really expect that *gratitude* *bows*

Really nice of you! seriously. Didn't have to do that.

did you get the coins? I have sent them...    yes I appreciate how much effort goes into it.  That is why I made the bounty in the first pace, as I couldn't be bothered doing it myself... 

Thinking about it now, I think that maybe the bounty was a little too low... But hey, you accepted it. 

Yes, let's invite the trolls

heh, well I'm not sure if you realise how much effort goes into writing. That was my 4th draft + uploading images and fighting with the admin...

ahhh! It has the death notice!! We need to save it...    hmm good start...

You'll get 50 BTC for the work done.  I'm not sure if a deleted article counts or not... I'll have to be more particular with my bounties next time!

I'm offering another 25 BTC to anyone who can put the time in to save and improve the article, (that means, bribe a admin of ED)...

ok enough of that. Some bitch keeps deleting my page. If she's deleted it again then here's the article,

http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Bitcoin

I enjoy writing, but not edit wars. If you think I did a good job then here's my addy,

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[[Image:ditcoin.png|thumb|right|150px|ditcoin logo.]]

Bitcoin (pronounced Bite-me) is the national [[Jew Gold|currency]] of [[esperanto|esperantists]] and [[Skript kiddie|l33t hax0rs]] everywhere. The [[Angry asian man|inventor]], a well known cryptographer in the Bitcoin community, is such a recluse leading to several speculative theories about his identity:
* Collective of several people.
* [[Meme|Self-induced delusion]] of many.
* [[Illuminati]]
* Or a cross-dressing Japanese man with an outdated profile on [[facebook]].

== Traders ==

[[Some argue|It is well known]] that bitcoins have practical value on the web enabling you to purchase lucrative goods such as T-shirts, bandwidth and gay-porn. [[Cool story bro|Currently the Bitcoin community is undergoing a major expansion with the urban myth of one aspie having managed to purchase a pizza using them]]. Such stories are highly speculative and experts are currently undecided whether such things have [[Lie|actually happened]]. Nonetheless Bitcoiners continue to exchange with gummi bears and macaroni chips, in the goal of increasing their holdings.

== Technical ==

Nobody knows.

== Why ==

If you are a batshit crazy libertarian then here's your chance to engage in your own subversive way and become a [[an hero|superhero]]. Now everyone on the net can be a real-life strongman from the safety of their computers. You can trade them for free meaning that you're now free to aquire '''even more''' gummi bears.

Because the coins gain value, the entire ponzi scheme is guaranteed $$$. Getting your grandma to invest her savings is a sure-fire way to infinite success, wealth and bitches. The entire pyramid is explained to be worth $1.3 mirrions, although Bitcoiners ''conveniently'' forget to explain that '''is not''' $1.3 mirrions of real monies.

{{quote2|bro if u leave ur computer it generated coins. itsss like prinitng monie!!i made 20 btc last month|IRC user explaining the intricacies of Bitcoin}}

With a sales pitch like that anyone is sold. Of course they also forget to mention that the cost of creating new bitcoins is more than the bitcoins themselves.

The major sell of bitcoins is the ability to engage with other [[aspies]] [[forum whoring]] and trading your play-money for "goods". There's even talk of a convention to allow Bitcoiners to speculate on the identity of the creator while dressed as giant gold coins, or cross-dressing Japanese men.

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A kick ass bitcoin entry for http://encyclopediadramatica.com.

To claim prize, must PM me your encyclopedia dramatica username, I'll pm you a code.  Then you must modify something with to that code. I'll check if the modification was from that user.  

I'm putting up 50 BTC as the bounty.  Hopefully somebody can have some non-serious fun and make a great article.

HAVE FUN!  and I want to see HOT JAPANESES GIRLS!!  

The Bitcoin ED article has been made, AND NOW NEEDS TO BE SAVED.... 25BTC to any one who can bribe an admin to save the article!!