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Topic: I deserve the scammer tag if all those who reply to thread are not paid back. (Read 3366 times)

legendary
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Bitcoin: An Idea Worth Spending
I am locking this thread.
legendary
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Phinneas,

I think you are really mean to Josh Zerlan.  You should stop picking on him.  He's starting to get a complex.

newbie
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Phinneas,

I think you are really mean to Josh Zerlan.  You should stop picking on him.  He's starting to get a complex.

legendary
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Bitcoin: An Idea Worth Spending
BFL Fanbois: *Consider yourself in Contempt!*

Camp Lugan: *Josh Zerlan, did BFL submit their product line to the FCC?*

BFL Fanfois: BFL's miner don't need to be FCC certified! Don't answer the question, Josh. It's a trap!

Josh Zerlan: I'll answer the question!

[to Phinnaeus Gage]

Josh Zerlan: You want answers?

Phinnaeus Gage: I think us monumental assholes are entitled to.

Josh Zerlan: *You want answers?*

Phinnaeus Gage: *We want the truth!*

Josh Zerlan: *You can't handle the truth!*
[pauses, to wipe the jeez from his chin]

Josh Zerlan: Sonny lived in a room that had four walls, and one of those walls had bars guarded by Italians with guns. Who else has been there? You? You, PL? You, K9? I have a greater responsibility than you could possibly fathom. You weep for those who've ordered or yet to order from our no-refund-products, then you curse BF Labs Inc. You have that luxury here on BitcoinTalk. You have the luxury of not blowing who I blow. Those that ordered, while tragic, probably would have wasted their disposable income on some useless product or service. And my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, tries to direct their money toward Butterfly Labs. You don't want the truth because deep down in places you don't talk about in your Scooby-Doo panties, you want me to con moneys from them fools, you need me to con moneys from them fools. We use words like "in two weeks", "making hardware is hard", "we never lie". We use these words as the backbone of BF Labs Inc. Monumental assholes use them as a punchline. We have neither the time nor the inclination to explain ourselves to monumental assholes who rises and sleeps under the blanket of BFL trying to protect the Bitcoin network, and then questions the manner in which we try to do such. We would rather you just said thank you, and went on your way. Otherwise, I suggest you pick up a phone and call the FCC, the FTC, the FBI, the IRS, the CIA... Either way, I don't give a damn what you think you are entitled to.

Phinnaeus Gage: Josh Zerlan, did BFL submit their product line to the FCC?*

Josh Zerlan: I said what I was paid for to say, I...

Phinnaeus Gage: *Josh Zerlan, did BFL submit the screen to the FCC?*

Josh Zerlan: *You're Goddamn right they did!* *Provides link.* https://apps.fcc.gov/oetcf/eas/reports/ViewExhibitReport.cfm?mode=Exhibits&RequestTimeout=500&calledFromFrame=N&application_id=132722&fcc_id='MSQME370T'

...

Josh Zerlan: [contemptuously] You monumental assholes... you have no idea how to build ASIC-based Bitcoin miners. All you did was weaken a company today, Phinn. That's all you did. You put our profits in danger. Sweet dreams, sonny.

Phinnaeus Gage: Don't call me Sonny. I'm a hero member of BitcoinTalk with the highest post count, and you're a son of a bitch with jeez on your chin. You've been served!
sr. member
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I've met Bruno Jr. and he bashed me over the head with stolen barn wood and robbed me behaved honorably.

I haven't met his accuser, don't want to meet his accuser, and wouldn't trust his accuser with a zinc penny...unless it was to help him buy a clue.
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I'm reminded of the South Park episode.
sr. member
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I don't remember how much you stole me, but feel free to pay back:

18PbuxDoKFHLiqcTpNpddXH1mFnNE87ydw

Smiley
legendary
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The OP stole 1 BTC from me, as shown in this proof picture:



I will accept repayment to: 1Diamond81T9za2ZDwnY92TpvjXAN9DbWi

kty.


What now fucker!!! L@@K at that shit.. according to my skiddie picture looker upper thingy this is original. Fuckin stealing rammen noodle soup from fucking pot belly skinny africans. Next your going to tell us the money went into taste testing all the fucking food before you ship any relief.  The only relief I see, hear or smell is your ass gassing out Syria from all the vodka and pork skins you have been butt chugging


SHAME ON YOU OP

Agreed, give me my fucking money penis!!
legendary
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The OP stole 1 BTC from me, as shown in this proof picture:



I will accept repayment to: 1Diamond81T9za2ZDwnY92TpvjXAN9DbWi

kty.
hero member
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You better give my 10btc back you fuckin scammer!

legendary
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Bitcoin: An Idea Worth Spending
I will bump this post periodically until that outright lying text is removed from Josh's Trust thingie.
legendary
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Come on guys, you gotta try a little harder! Please come forward with your claims so that theymos doesn't give me the scammer tag that no longer exist.

To refresh you member, the following about me, Bruno Kucinskas, is from the most outstanding Bitcoiner, BitcoinTalk has ever had the pleasure of having as a member, Josh Zerlan, a.k.a. Inaba:

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Embezzled fund from Bitcoin100. Made numerous false statements on Bitcointalk and elsewhere on the internet. Repeatedly lied about his involvement in numerous shady dealings.

Fund should be plural, as in FUNDS. I wish I keep track of all I've stolen, but since I didn't, let's call it $50K USD. That sum should be close enough.

Embezzled fund(s) from Bitcoin 100. ~ True, because Josh has never lied.

Made numerous false statements on Bitcointalk and elsewhere on the internet. ~ True: I'm on record with bragging about my 8cm dick, when we all know what the average size is.

Repeatedly lied about his involvement in numerous shady dealings. ~ True: Sadly, the shady dealings are so numerous (and ongoing), I can't keep track of them all like Sonny Vleisides does, hence lies were/are inevitable. That guy's a God!
legendary
Activity: 1918
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Bitcoin: An Idea Worth Spending
Fuck you fuck you fuck you!  Penis Gauge!!!!! I want my One Million Turkish Dollars back

it was under your shoe..



Simply show proof that the shoe was on my head next to the rod and I'll return all your money while both of us enjoy our next Turkish bath. BTW, is it my turn to drop the soap?
legendary
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100 satoshis -> ISO code
Fuck you fuck you fuck you!  Penis Gauge!!!!! I want my One Million Turkish Dollars back

it was under your shoe..

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legendary
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Bitcoin: An Idea Worth Spending
Hey, Phin -- you know what the Hell I'm looking at? (It's in Sheridan)

https://maps.google.com/maps?q=Sandwich,+IL&ll=41.516724,-88.683765&spn=0.01356,0.019484&hnear=Sandwich,+DeKalb,+Illinois&gl=us&t=h&z=16

(I was trying to see how far it'd be to drive out and collect)

It's right down the road. I have a friend serving time there, sentence for stealing, moreover, possession of stolen property. Don't worry, he commented the crime before I ever met it. He got to serve his sentence there because he claimed to be hooked on drugs, otherwise he would have had to serve his sentence in a lot less undesirable house.

As one can see in this thread, I'm a helluva lot more transparent than BFL. Fuck, we can't even get Josh Zerlan to state who was Sonny K. that he claimed to have met at BF Labs Inc. prior to his employment. Yet, I'm the one he so kindly pens about on his Trust thingie. Notice that I have yet to pen a negative thing about anybody on my Trust thingie. Ergo, one of us is fucked in the head, and it ain't the one penning this sentence.
Really? That's a jail? I was looking at it for the longest time trying to figure out what an elaborate facility was doing in a tiny town across from a cemetary. I was leaning toward Mega Church or weird industrial chicken farm.  Cheesy

I can see it as a jail, now... all those buildings must be different blocks. Here's a fun, potentially useful bit of info -- many jails have inmates clean the facilities, including the "guest" bathroom. This is generally the best way to smuggle stuff inside. A visitor/guest places contraband in the commode (or whatever the water tank is called where you are) of the toilet, which is then picked up by the inmate cleaning. This can be very profitable, especially in smaller jails without a established smuggling operation. Cigarettes are most common since they're relatively tolerated by guards and high-value.

Bumped, because this Bruno guy needs to be tagged, or...

Come to think of it, I know this guy who lives just down the road from there, and all he does for a living is dealing in homing pigeons. Now you got me a thinkin'.
donator
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Hey, Phin -- you know what the Hell I'm looking at? (It's in Sheridan)

https://maps.google.com/maps?q=Sandwich,+IL&ll=41.516724,-88.683765&spn=0.01356,0.019484&hnear=Sandwich,+DeKalb,+Illinois&gl=us&t=h&z=16

(I was trying to see how far it'd be to drive out and collect)

It's right down the road. I have a friend serving time there, sentence for stealing, moreover, possession of stolen property. Don't worry, he commented the crime before I ever met it. He got to serve his sentence there because he claimed to be hooked on drugs, otherwise he would have had to serve his sentence in a lot less undesirable house.

As one can see in this thread, I'm a helluva lot more transparent than BFL. Fuck, we can't even get Josh Zerlan to state who was Sonny K. that he claimed to have met at BF Labs Inc. prior to his employment. Yet, I'm the one he so kindly pens about on his Trust thingie. Notice that I have yet to pen a negative thing about anybody on my Trust thingie. Ergo, one of us is fucked in the head, and it ain't the one penning this sentence.
Really? That's a jail? I was looking at it for the longest time trying to figure out what an elaborate facility was doing in a tiny town across from a cemetary. I was leaning toward Mega Church or weird industrial chicken farm.  Cheesy

I can see it as a jail, now... all those buildings must be different blocks. Here's a fun, potentially useful bit of info -- many jails have inmates clean the facilities, including the "guest" bathroom. This is generally the best way to smuggle stuff inside. A visitor/guest places contraband in the commode (or whatever the water tank is called where you are) of the toilet, which is then picked up by the inmate cleaning. This can be very profitable, especially in smaller jails without a established smuggling operation. Cigarettes are most common since they're relatively tolerated by guards and high-value.
hero member
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It is a Pickerel not Walleye.  Grin
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legendary
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The revolution will be monetized!
You may have stolen from me also.  Huh  I don't know, but you better pay me just in case.
legendary
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- - -Caveat Aleo- - -
I see what you did there. Grin

Oops, I mean give me my bitcoins back!!! Angry

Paid, plus 20% for being the first claim.

Next!

Anybody?

Odd!

Wouldn't it be funny if at the end of all this insanity, I turn out to be the sane one, and Josh, the looney toon, is nowhere to be found?

I'll give this madness a couple more days, than formally request of theymos to have that bullshit removed from Josh's Trust thingie. If not, then I'll head to Kansas and stick a broomstick up his ass, provided it ain't being occupied by Sonny's tongue.

Got my funds back plus 20%. Best embezzlement this summer. Two thumbs up!!
legendary
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Hey, Phin -- you know what the Hell I'm looking at? (It's in Sheridan)

https://maps.google.com/maps?q=Sandwich,+IL&ll=41.516724,-88.683765&spn=0.01356,0.019484&hnear=Sandwich,+DeKalb,+Illinois&gl=us&t=h&z=16

(I was trying to see how far it'd be to drive out and collect)

It's right down the road. I have a friend serving time there, sentence for stealing, moreover, possession of stolen property. Don't worry, he commented the crime before I ever met it. He got to serve his sentence there because he claimed to be hooked on drugs, otherwise he would have had to serve his sentence in a lot less undesirable house.

As one can see in this thread, I'm a helluva lot more transparent than BFL. Fuck, we can't even get Josh Zerlan to state who was Sonny K. that he claimed to have met at BF Labs Inc. prior to his employment. Yet, I'm the one he so kindly pens about on his Trust thingie. Notice that I have yet to pen a negative thing about anybody on my Trust thingie. Ergo, one of us is fucked in the head, and it ain't the one penning this sentence.
legendary
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vip
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Paging the SEC.

EDIT: lol at Sandwich, IL. Had to lookup on Google Map to make sure it is real.
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You stole my heart. Please give it back with interest.
legendary
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Bitcoin entrepreneur and Pro Trader
lol at Inaba shouting scammer at you when he represents certain company.
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whereas I, Bruno Kucinskas, is nothing more than a lying thief

And are with the bad grammerr.
donator
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Hey, Phin -- you know what the Hell I'm looking at? (It's in Sheridan)

https://maps.google.com/maps?q=Sandwich,+IL&ll=41.516724,-88.683765&spn=0.01356,0.019484&hnear=Sandwich,+DeKalb,+Illinois&gl=us&t=h&z=16

(I was trying to see how far it'd be to drive out and collect)
hero member
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I see what you did there. Grin

Oops, I mean give me my bitcoins back!!! Angry

Paid, plus 20% for being the first claim.

Next!

Anybody?

Odd!

Wouldn't it be funny if at the end of all this insanity, I turn out to be the sane one, and Josh, the looney toon, is nowhere to be found?

I'll give this madness a couple more days, than formally request of theymos to have that bullshit removed from Josh's Trust thingie. If not, then I'll head to Kansas and stick a broomstick up his ass, provided it ain't being occupied by Sonny's tongue.

I don't care if you are insane... all I know is that you are ethical.
legendary
Activity: 1918
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Bitcoin: An Idea Worth Spending
I see what you did there. Grin

Oops, I mean give me my bitcoins back!!! Angry

Paid, plus 20% for being the first claim.

Next!

Anybody?

Odd!

Wouldn't it be funny if at the end of all this insanity, I turn out to be the sane one, and Josh, the looney toon, is nowhere to be found?

I'll give this madness a couple more days, than formally request of theymos to have that bullshit removed from Josh's Trust thingie. If not, then I'll head to Kansas and stick a broomstick up his ass, provided it ain't being occupied by Sonny's tongue.
legendary
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- - -Caveat Aleo- - -
I see what you did there. Grin

Oops, I mean give me my bitcoins back!!! Angry
legendary
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I see what you did there.  Grin

Would you be so kind as to delete your post so that no others can see what I did there?  Grin
legendary
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I see what you did there.  Grin
legendary
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Bitcoin: An Idea Worth Spending
It has been brought to my attention that an outstanding member of this community has caught me red-handed stealing from Bitcoin 100. Here is the proof: https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?action=trust;u=8198

Obviously, I don't have a leg to stand on, and anything I may say to deny the charges will only dig a much deeper hole than I am already in.

Josh Zerlan is an outstanding member of the Bitcoin community, whereas I, Bruno Kucinskas, is nothing more than a lying thief.

I honestly don't know how much I stole, but for sake of argument we'll call it $50K USD, maybe more.

I beg all those that I have scammed money from to please come forward and offer up proof of what I personally stole from you so that I can repay you in full within 24 hours. I will even add another 10% interest to cover your lose. It's the least I can do for you and to redeem myself.

If after 30 days I have not repaid all those who've shown proof in this thread that I owe them money because I spent what was to go to Bitcoin 100, then theymos should tag and ban me. If, on the other hand, nobody comes forward, then the accuser, namely Josh Zerlan should be banned for spreading false information and taking advantage and abusing the trust aspect that theymos was so kind to put in place. I fully understand that the odds are against me and it's a longshot, but I wanted to state such an option nonetheless.

For all those that I've hurt, please accept my humble apologies.

Bruno Kucinskas
406 W. Center St.
Sandwich, IL  60548

PS: Thank you, Josh, for penning the following in the trust area thingie of BitcoinTalk: https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?action=trust;u=8198

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Embezzled fund from Bitcoin100. Made numerous false statements on Bitcointalk and elsewhere on the internet. Repeatedly lied about his involvement in numerous shady dealings.

To add to the above, I was once charged with raping a 14 year old girl in Nashville.

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