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Topic: I have seen the movie - bitcoin supplier transactions (Read 768 times)

legendary
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low paid air stewardess has a side hobby of bitcoins. one day she realises that cold store of coins she had years ago are now worth $250,000. she wants to cash out as her dream was to be a passenger and not the air hostess, enjoying the luxuries of one of the first flights ever into space on virgin galactic.

her dreams start to fade once she realises mtgox will freeze the transaction, then her bank, then the credit card company would refuse such a large single transaction..

ring ring...surprise telephone call from her boss. well the boss of her boss.. sir richard branson, he heard her plight to be a customer as her lifes dream, so he takes the bitcoin direct. no questions asked
legendary
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Shop owner: This bitpay system is glitters, the customers love it. But wtf, my dollars are locked at gox? Stamp down, btcchina down, btc-e down, is it the third world war? No, just intel who fucked up the XOR instruction in their new I7000. Still, I can't pay my hot dog supplier today as I should.

Supplier: I didn't receive your check, wtf? I need the money now, I have a truck with meat in my yard, but the driver says he will return with the load if he doesn't get the money today.

Shop owner: My money is stuck at gox, maybe tomorrow.

Supplier: Shit, can't you just send me the bitcoins? I have a cousin who could help me out with dollars if I have bitcoins.

Ok, I can send you half now and half tonight after todays turnover is in.

Supplier: Nice. Next time you can pay with bitcoins directly, no need for the detour via gox.
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