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And then she will chop you off to make dinner
sometimes when my wife is at work I like to go out in the garden, cover myself in dirt and pretend I'm a carrot!
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You know what OP?
You're an all right guy.
And this is a work safe image
Or are you working with rabbits?
Even your own signature is much less work-friendly than the picture
Or are you working with rabbits?
Even your own signature is much less work-friendly than the picture
I like turtles!
I see Carrotcoin popping up any day now. And jock coin
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OnlineAll I feel now is a sharp burning pain in my urethra
That could be dangerousFill your bladder with molten sugar
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OnlineDid you make sure to rub your groin half-off with the steel wool before applying the pepper spray?
No I used sheep wool, while it was still attached to the sheep.
I am feeling a lot better so far, thanks guys. All I feel now is a sharp burning pain in my urethra but I'm used to that from my "other" issues.. the jock itch is gone.
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2 minutes in: Beginning to lose consciousness. It hurts.
will keep you updated
So an hour passed. How are you feeling? Still conscious or alive at that matter. 2 minutes in: Beginning to lose consciousness. It hurts.
will keep you updated
Did you make sure to rub your groin half-off with the steel wool before applying the pepper spray?
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2 minutes in: Beginning to lose consciousness. It hurts.
will keep you updated
2 minutes in: Beginning to lose consciousness. It hurts.
will keep you updated
I hope this isn't too off-topic, but what's the best remedy for Jock Itch on the groins? I've tried bleach, vinegar, tinactin, and scolding hot showers..
It feels like a christmas tree is violating me 24/7, while its on fire.
Any tips?
Red pepper decoction enemaIt feels like a christmas tree is violating me 24/7, while its on fire.
Any tips?
100% guaranteed
No red peppers around the house, but I found a bottle of pepper spray. Will that be too strong?
Hmm no
Try and post results
I hope this isn't too off-topic, but what's the best remedy for Jock Itch on the groins? I've tried bleach, vinegar, tinactin, and scolding hot showers..
It feels like a christmas tree is violating me 24/7, while its on fire.
Any tips?
Red pepper decoction enemaIt feels like a christmas tree is violating me 24/7, while its on fire.
Any tips?
100% guaranteed
No red peppers around the house, but I found a bottle of pepper spray. Will that be too strong?
I hope this isn't too off-topic, but what's the best remedy for Jock Itch on the groins? I've tried bleach, vinegar, tinactin, and scolding hot showers..
It feels like a christmas tree is violating me 24/7, while its on fire.
Any tips?
Just cut it off basically. It feels like a christmas tree is violating me 24/7, while its on fire.
Any tips?
I hope this isn't too off-topic, but what's the best remedy for Jock Itch on the groins? I've tried bleach, vinegar, tinactin, and scolding hot showers..
It feels like a christmas tree is violating me 24/7, while its on fire.
Any tips?
It feels like a christmas tree is violating me 24/7, while its on fire.
Any tips?
Bleach + steel wool
I hope this isn't too off-topic, but what's the best remedy for Jock Itch on the groins? I've tried bleach, vinegar, tinactin, and scolding hot showers..
It feels like a christmas tree is violating me 24/7, while its on fire.
Any tips?
Red pepper decoction enemaIt feels like a christmas tree is violating me 24/7, while its on fire.
Any tips?
100% guaranteed
What the hell You talking about my head exploded !
I hope this isn't too off-topic, but what's the best remedy for Jock Itch on the groins? I've tried bleach, vinegar, tinactin, and scolding hot showers..
It feels like a christmas tree is violating me 24/7, while its on fire.
Any tips?
It feels like a christmas tree is violating me 24/7, while its on fire.
Any tips?
Something smells fishy about this story.
Let me rub your carrot
Pics or it didn't happen
I suppose it's a good blackmail opportunity. I wonder if there are "professional" photojournalists who just walk around to peoples' houses all day and take pictures, hoping for something embarrassing.Be careful, OP. One day, you may find a USB key with a picture on it, demanding $1M in BTC unless you want it released publicly. Your co-workers would make fun of you until death.
Pics or it didn't happen
I second that. Ask your wife to take pics. 
Pics or it didn't happen
Let's put it this way - I became the carrot.
Good for you. Maybe someday, you can change into a freaking potato.
Let's put it this way - I became the carrot.
One time we went to the most expensive restaurant I could find in Vancouver, just to say we did,
and one of the appetizers was a carrot that was liquified and then solidified back into a carrot again. This allowed them to add all kinds of spices and flavors INTO THE CARROT.
it was good, but it was about $2 per nibble.Woah. I thought people only did that to hard-boiled eggs.
One time we went to the most expensive restaurant I could find in Vancouver, just to say we did,
and one of the appetizers was a carrot that was liquified and then solidified back into a carrot again. This allowed them to add all kinds of spices and flavors INTO THE CARROT.
it was good, but it was about $2 per nibble.One time we went to the most expensive restaurant I could find in Vancouver, just to say we did,
and one of the appetizers was a carrot that was liquified and then solidified back into a carrot again. This allowed them to add all kinds of spices and flavors INTO THE CARROT.
it was good, but it was about $2 per nibble. 
you fruity buggers.
>not being a jabuticaba
>not being a jabuticaba
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sometimes when my wife is at work I like to go out in the garden, cover myself in dirt and pretend I'm a carrot!
You have a problem.
You should finally accept you are a cauliflower.
Go speak to the big pumpkin about this.
We all have weird habits. Ain't nobody judging a weirdo in a weirdo forum.
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We all have weird habits. Ain't nobody judging a weirdo in a weirdo forum.
I like carrots!
sometimes when my wife is at work I like to go out in the garden, cover myself in dirt and pretend I'm a carrot!
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