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Topic: I need a 60$ loan now (Read 391 times)

legendary
Activity: 3528
Merit: 7005
Top Crypto Casino
November 01, 2016, 09:00:10 PM
#9
Well post your selfie here.  For entertainment value if nothing else.

There's no fk-ing way you're getting anything from the people here.  We've heard the "I'm stranded!" story many times before.  If you don't have any family or friends to help out in a situation like you've described, you really are fucked.
Vod
legendary
Activity: 3668
Merit: 3010
Licking my boob since 1970
November 01, 2016, 08:46:31 PM
#8
Please someone help me out in my time of need. Thanks

Why should we?

WHO ARE YOU?

Maybe if you had been a part of this community for a while someone may like you and help you, but you are a literal stranger.

Anyone, please? I'm sitting outside of a fucking mc Donald's waiting and praying someone will help me out

Go to a church - people there are very gullible.  
hero member
Activity: 630
Merit: 500
November 01, 2016, 07:06:25 PM
#7
You are not getting a $60 loan now, how do you think you can just demand $60 like that ?  I don't know where you're from but in America we don't operate like that
KWH
legendary
Activity: 1904
Merit: 1045
In Collateral I Trust.
November 01, 2016, 05:47:53 PM
#6
Hey guys, I just got into a huge fight with my girlfriend. Got kicked out. I have no cash and no where to go. I'm trying to get a 60$ loan so I can pay for a hotel room for the night until I figure shit out. If you have a Amex serve account Id prefer it sent directly to that. Otherwise I can sell the coins quickly using Paxful through serve. I don't have much to offer as collateral but I do have my ID, selfie, signature, my Amex account and Netflix account for what it is worth. If I had more to offer, I would. Please help me out. I don't care for a bunch of spam about how my collateral sucks or I'm newb. Please someone help me out in my time of need. Thanks

36NGQM8KKUcZTDwJtYK21dLSD6o47Ruq7B
I can pay back 20% interest
I'm going to need a week or two.
Much appericated

How do you wanna to get a loan if you dont have any money to pay for an hotel, your amex account isnt a valid colateral and neither your netflix, unless you do provide something valid this wont go forward. How in century XXI a person has no money to pay for host or emergency.

Not even gonna read this. I said IDC about your spam.
I'm looking for someone to help, not troll
A sob story AND a bad attitude?  Never seen that before Roll Eyes
Why do I feel like you are Atari?


Netflix or the 20% return give it away? Roll Eyes
OP: Go inside and apply for a damn job already.
legendary
Activity: 1736
Merit: 1029
November 01, 2016, 05:42:51 PM
#5
Hey guys, I just got into a huge fight with my girlfriend. Got kicked out. I have no cash and no where to go. I'm trying to get a 60$ loan so I can pay for a hotel room for the night until I figure shit out. If you have a Amex serve account Id prefer it sent directly to that. Otherwise I can sell the coins quickly using Paxful through serve. I don't have much to offer as collateral but I do have my ID, selfie, signature, my Amex account and Netflix account for what it is worth. If I had more to offer, I would. Please help me out. I don't care for a bunch of spam about how my collateral sucks or I'm newb. Please someone help me out in my time of need. Thanks

36NGQM8KKUcZTDwJtYK21dLSD6o47Ruq7B
I can pay back 20% interest
I'm going to need a week or two.
Much appericated

How do you wanna to get a loan if you dont have any money to pay for an hotel, your amex account isnt a valid colateral and neither your netflix, unless you do provide something valid this wont go forward. How in century XXI a person has no money to pay for host or emergency.

Not even gonna read this. I said IDC about your spam.
I'm looking for someone to help, not troll
A sob story AND a bad attitude?  Never seen that before Roll Eyes
Why do I feel like you are Atari?
newbie
Activity: 3
Merit: 0
November 01, 2016, 05:24:21 PM
#4
Anyone, please? I'm sitting outside of a fucking mc Donald's waiting and praying someone will help me out
newbie
Activity: 3
Merit: 0
November 01, 2016, 04:58:35 PM
#3
Hey guys, I just got into a huge fight with my girlfriend. Got kicked out. I have no cash and no where to go. I'm trying to get a 60$ loan so I can pay for a hotel room for the night until I figure shit out. If you have a Amex serve account Id prefer it sent directly to that. Otherwise I can sell the coins quickly using Paxful through serve. I don't have much to offer as collateral but I do have my ID, selfie, signature, my Amex account and Netflix account for what it is worth. If I had more to offer, I would. Please help me out. I don't care for a bunch of spam about how my collateral sucks or I'm newb. Please someone help me out in my time of need. Thanks

36NGQM8KKUcZTDwJtYK21dLSD6o47Ruq7B
I can pay back 20% interest
I'm going to need a week or two.
Much appericated

How do you wanna to get a loan if you dont have any money to pay for an hotel, your amex account isnt a valid colateral and neither your netflix, unless you do provide something valid this wont go forward. How in century XXI a person has no money to pay for host or emergency.

Not even gonna read this. I said IDC about your spam.
I'm looking for someone to help, not troll
hero member
Activity: 756
Merit: 501
November 01, 2016, 04:37:01 PM
#2
Hey guys, I just got into a huge fight with my girlfriend. Got kicked out. I have no cash and no where to go. I'm trying to get a 60$ loan so I can pay for a hotel room for the night until I figure shit out. If you have a Amex serve account Id prefer it sent directly to that. Otherwise I can sell the coins quickly using Paxful through serve. I don't have much to offer as collateral but I do have my ID, selfie, signature, my Amex account and Netflix account for what it is worth. If I had more to offer, I would. Please help me out. I don't care for a bunch of spam about how my collateral sucks or I'm newb. Please someone help me out in my time of need. Thanks

36NGQM8KKUcZTDwJtYK21dLSD6o47Ruq7B
I can pay back 20% interest
I'm going to need a week or two.
Much appericated

How do you wanna to get a loan if you dont have any money to pay for an hotel, your amex account isnt a valid colateral and neither your netflix, unless you do provide something valid this wont go forward. How in century XXI a person has no money to pay for host or emergency.
newbie
Activity: 3
Merit: 0
November 01, 2016, 04:22:36 PM
#1
Hey guys, I just got into a huge fight with my girlfriend. Got kicked out. I have no cash and no where to go. I'm trying to get a 60$ loan so I can pay for a hotel room for the night until I figure shit out. If you have a Amex serve account Id prefer it sent directly to that. Otherwise I can sell the coins quickly using Paxful through serve. I don't have much to offer as collateral but I do have my ID, selfie, signature, my Amex account and Netflix account for what it is worth. If I had more to offer, I would. Please help me out. I don't care for a bunch of spam about how my collateral sucks or I'm newb. Please someone help me out in my time of need. Thanks

36NGQM8KKUcZTDwJtYK21dLSD6o47Ruq7B
I can pay back 20% interest
I'm going to need a week or two.
Much appericated
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