Topic: I will save the world (Read 774 times)

America is not place of idle and it is not a place of lazy dog fellow but it is a place of buckling up to meet up the societal demands in the city center and the urban areas billings. America is a place of good smile, and live flabbergasted mansions. African leaders launder their wealth there and was caught in many cases. Live there is not for lower class though they are their but hiding their faces in the major cities.  And the matter what, Jesus is still the key way to success. But your hard work is needed for Jesus to help you. And you can't be idle in America for Jesus to elevate you. You always live on your vision with others success stories.

America is a land of honey which black like to visit but many can't because poverty is restricted dem. Industrial explosion is on the way from the advance World Nations and depositing center will be in  Africa. Neocolonialism is on the way. Nice recitation to remember our father land. I will cross seas and oceans to visit America one day to celebrate my troubadour and traverse. America is in the eyes of many.

That would be fun riding around New England that time of year.  I have a daughter living in New Hampshire for the time being, visiting her next week in fact.  I'll have to look into renting a bike for a future trip.


Now that you mention it, I recall back in the day a couple of the engineers at work were fucking with a and coaxed him into entering some variation of that command on his Unix workstation.  It's all fun and games until you get your ass chewed out by the supervisor.  I think it was shortly after that we all switched to Windows machines.


I have a buddy in the western part of the Wisconsin, so he's a Vikings fan, but I can still give him shit about that, and do all the time.  He would get me back by sending me care packages full of venison and locally made cheeses.  It was literally a "fuck you" move.  Hunting blacktail deer in California is very hard, where as for the whitetail deer in much of the Mid West and eastern parts of the country it's like shooting fish in a barrel.  When his kids were young and living at home they would get 5 deer tags each, and fill them all from his back porch.  The care packages have slowed down in recent years, but he would send me fresh venison steaks and his home made venison sausage and venison salami.  He loves nothing in life more than calling me at the end of deer season and hearing that I got skunked (sometimes for the second straight year,) and to tell me about the huge ones stuffed in his freezers.

Then I call him to whish him a merry Christmas, and listen to him bitch about shoveling the drive way two or three times a day.  

For me it's take 'fall foliage' ride and more or less do the same. Get up early, and go for a ride and get a ton of food along the way and slowly go into a food coma while looking at the leaves changing color.

And yes, NY has a lot of dairy farms, and apple orchards (I think we are #2 by state in the US), Maple Syrup production (#2 behind Vermont), Top 5 in wine production (have to have something with the cheese), cherries and a bunch of other farming things.

Oh, and to keep it relevant. We are also in the top 5 states of BTC users and top 3 of miners :-)


Actually, anything with a bash shell will not like that command.

-Dave

Wolf- you forgot to add “while working on your fantasy lineup” to that autumn morning cup of joe and donut tranquility you speak of.  As an Illinoian who now lives countryside instead of in the hustle and bustle of Chicago I can’t wait..my Sunday mornings , where for 20 years now I go and get coffee (no Kuerig bs, however you spell it) , donuts (no krispy crème or Dunkin bs), enjoy the fall weather and prepare for the greatest thing ever ..NFL football.  my heaven.  So sir, I fully understand and appreciate you on this !! (And trying to save the world, I dig that as well lol).

Oh and as an Italian murican I’m well versed on the fine cheeses my motherland has to offer as well as what comes out of the Midwest (have family in Wisconsin and always pick up cheese hoards when there..while also telling packer fans they suck at life). I am shocked to see NY is a bigger dairy state than IL.  Our state fair is going on right now and half of it is all about dairy stuff..I feel like we are kinda frauds now.

Anyway, this is where I tend to get my fine cheeses most often - https://www.shopviviano.com/categories/Cheeses/


Eating ass makes you a good person?? I’m not a fan but I’m open to new experiences 🤷‍♂️

It's funny that all you keyboard bullies think you are such good humans because you lick each other assholes when you the next hour go and bully people behind your cheap ass monitor and think you are though but in the truth is that you never had a job in yourself, no money and you taking out the frustration on innocent on the internet instead of actually trying to sort your own mess up.
Seen it before, will see it again. A true L-behavior and everyone of you should grow a pair and try to advance some levels in life.

I don't make promises unless I intend to keep them.  


Lol, I'm trying to save the world, and Dave is trying to destroy people's faith in Linux!


I try to support the local economy as much as I can.  Whenever I travel I look for local products and goods.  My daughter attended college in the Hudson Valley and I got to visit her several times during her time there.  I was always pleased with the quality of local cheeses, meat, and produce that I found there.

Autumn in rural parts of New York state, sitting on the porch on a cool morning with a cup of coffee and an apple cider doughnut is something every one should try to experience.

Speaking of cheese shops...

Well for the tech nerds out there if you like what looks like random strings of characters:

A(){A|A&};A

And if you don't know what the above is without a google (duck duck go) search then you are not a tech nerd.

Anyway, was looking for some cheese that DW14 mentioned the other day in a PM and walked into a local cheese shop last night.
Walked out with $100+ less cash in my pocket and a lot of NY cheese.

I keep forgetting that we have been the 4th or 5th largest dairy producing state for years now.

-Dave

Tman…is ..that you??? 

Wolf just make sure you’re sober by draft time   

It's about cheese.  Please stay on topic.

Well, you just called Parmesan a real Italian dish instead of Parmigiano, so you won't need to save Italy anymore 
But yeah, small 200gr slices go for around 25-30 Euros per kilo on average in Europe, $13 per pound is indeed cheap.


There is a lot of human waste involved in creating shitcoins, so this step would only be natural, right?

 

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I don't know what this thread is about... must be because of these encrypted keywords.

A little over $13 per pound retail is really not that bad of a price for real Italian premium parmesan.  But yeah, having to buy 72lb to get that price is, well, thassalottameataballzah.

What a nice place to run to when you want to escape the harsh realities of life. I don't think the account was hacked. Probably DireWolf's way of using harsh sarcasm because of you check, he didn't sign like J D vanname does, rather he used something else. What a nice way to tell us you miss our vociferous professor, Op..

The movies did come to forum.
I guess it’s time to get your popcorns and some soda while resting on the sofa, legs crossed and watch the tension unfold. It’s a world saving grace out here, dare to not go all the way, the only way and your lost.

Jesus will love you, such plot twist you know, religion and humanity in a delicate balance. Save us all from the substances out there.

Saw how this was being produced once and you start salivating but, the price is sure to dry up your saliva eventually.

Why I love this forum. You can post something ridiculous, someone else replies in kind and everyone else keeps it going.

With that being said, I never knew how heavy & expensive  those cheese wheels are.

https://www.costco.com/whole-wheel-parmigiano-reggiano%2C-72-lbs.-.product.100096211.html

-Dave

I'm much more concerned about the former.  If it's the latter, well lets just say that turning me loose in a cheese distribution center wouldn't be conducive to their bottom line.  A global shortage of blue cheese would surely ensue.


Why am I always late to the party?

Don't be absurd; there's no money in that. The actual plan is to sell proprietary chip scanners, so that customers have the "convenience" of authenticating their cheese wheels themselves. Naturally, to keep counterfeiters on their toes, they'll need to update the chip designs every year, thus requiring customers to continually purchase updates for their scanners. A convenient subscription payment model enables customers to pay a consistently extortionate fee for even the most minor and useless updates. Some may object, but it is clearly a small price to pay to combat cheese piracy.

So basically now anyone can contact Big Parma to make sure they got a legit cheese wheel?? Asking for a friend...


If you somehow swallowed the chip & went out hunting with it, I can see this going two ways:

1) The CEO of Big Parma knows you know the best hunting spots and uses the chip to track you down, encroach on your spot & eventually buy the land.

2) An AI drone mistakes you for a lost or stolen cheese wheel, hoists you into the air mid-shit, and then flies you hundreds of miles back to the cheese wheel distribution center.

Inspired by HODL 😂

Don't knock it 'till you've tried it.


We all need some tough love now and again.





That settles it, no more big parma during deer season.  They're obviously just trying to find out where I shit in the woods.

It's all a plot by big pharma to microchip us:



Oh, big parma....never-mind.

I have jvanname and others on ignore since there are just some people not worth talking to.
But it's nice to know some people are still out there poking fun of him.

-Dave

Me trying to understand this post

Nice going DW... You just sealed our fates with that ill-considered post: The next 5 pandemics now aren't going to be averted, and will probably require multiple vaccinations up the ass (or maybe just in the ass, I can't remember the prophecy). I hope you're proud of yourself.

DireWolf rn:



His forum coach:

Perhaps you should stick to sniffing petrol fumes.

You used to be somebody in the forum.

I think that only one person on this forum can understand this without using translation.  
God has blessed us to have the honor of inhabiting this forum at the same time as this exalted being

Regards,

-Jellybean Van Done, Permanent head. Damage.

Well I heard there was a coin with world-changing utility in the works that transformed human waste into cryptocurrency, but apparently the idea got flushed. It must be like ten times more important than Reverse-Computation-Coin.

https://twitter.com/BrianRoemmele/status/1560049078334922752

This project should be revived, for the sake of our planet's future, and I know just the guy.



Cordially,

Nutildah, Ds.N

pretending to have understood the message
Now, let me go search for the latest news about "John Van Dammnit Ph.D".

Is it weird that I instantly knew you were mocking "John Van Dammnit Ph.D." because of the way you posted? 😂

the guy posted a thread yesterday and started swearing immediately so I reported it for spamming and it got deleted, the dude is unhinged and needs professional help.

The keyboard-nerd club trying to be cool is on the move again I see, poor souls doing everything just to look cool on the internet.

But can not other then agree that "Humans are $*!7, scum of the earth."' Thanks god for animals.  

Damn I was like who the fucks this guy with so much trust that I haven't seen around since I've been very inactive and one of the feedback's mentioned you're ThePharmacist lmao Hope you keeping well bud!


2 Cups of Ayahuasca

Boring!

Good advice. That's why I only use refined cane sugar in my pron. (Whether pron should be part of a complete breakfast is another matter...)

No, just Poe's law in full effect. OP, do your sanity a favour and put jvanname on Ignore and forget about him.

Oh, OP...if you could only live in my brain and walk the streets of my town for a week, you'd see the fucking ugliest of Americans all clumped together like the ingredients of a clogged coronary artery.  Don't know why you wrote that part of your post exactly, but  I swear people are getting worse and worse every single time I leave my home.  It is getting to the point where I don't want to exit it at all anymore and instead just order everything I need from various online places.

The other stuff you said, I just shrug my shoulders and think "here's another person who's just fed up with the way the world is".  Maybe I'm wrong, but I'd betcha there are a lot of you all out there thinking the same thoughts.

I'll have what he's having

Hey mate, re you alright. Are trying to send us some secret message?

Alcohol poisoning imo.

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Slow down with the beer mate. Let’s go home. Enough boooze for today.

Hacked account?

Awkwardly shy.

Humans are $*!7, scum of the earth.  Too stupid to get out of their own way.  The only way to redeem yourselves is to follow my very simple instructions.  Understand?  So, stop being so f@#$ing stupid and embrace what Jesus told you to do.  Jumping jehoshaphat on a pogo stick, you f@#$ing obese R37@r&s!

Step 1: Don't stuff your face with high fructose pron $#!7 for breakfast.
Step 2: Stop being an insufferable American.
Step 3: Submit to my superior CryptoConCurrency project, Jesus will love you then.

The end,
 - John Van Dammnit, Push here.  Dummy.