Finally they find someone that they are pretty sure is Satoshi, they have him tied up, threatening to expose him. He gets a message out to someone high in the community. As they are blackmailing him or whatever the news comes on...someone prominent in the community "outs himself" as Satoshi saying "I am Satoshi".
Turning to another channel is another prominent person also saying "I am Satoshi". Suddenly everyone across the community starts coming out as Satoshi...pictures of politicians are defaced with the meme "I am Satoshi", signs up all over,etc..
In the end those in charge let the real Satoshi go and the action hero drives home, his kid wearing an "I am Satoshi" t-shirt...
Naw, at the end Saatoshi should be crucified on a cross of gold, impaled with a silver spear while the people who run the Federal Reserve gamble at the base of his cross over his Bitcoin wallet.
Afer three days he should rise from the dead preaching the gospel of Bitcoin while getting blown by his very own cryptocurrency version of Mary Magdelene.
I think we have a best seller right there.