Fuck you.
"Oh, is it really cold at the North Pole, is it really difficult to get material up there and do the polar bears eat up your personnel? I have an idea, offer free sky resort services for America's poor but entitled, bankrupt but pretentious, stupid but clueless."
Fuck you. Seriously.
Here's the right idea: oh, our government sucks and we are criminals just for living there? Don't worry dear World, we'll fix it completely at the next elections, accept our profuse apologies in the meanwhile.